Evil Raccoon

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  1. @Megan Alecia Whatever helps you sleep at night.
  2. @Megan Alecia Or like farting or getting a boner.
  3. @mandyjw Knowing how to properly fuck a girl is like knowing how to play an instrument ?
  4. @Megan Alecia I’m perfect, that’s my point.
  5. Either a) use a carrot to fuck her or b) do stretching exercices to enlarge your penis.I heard it takes time but it works.Good luck on your penis journey! https://www.healthline.com/health/mens-health/penis-stretching#how-it-works
  6. Everything is perfect even if it’s not.
  7. That’s why I have sex with my guitar everyday.Kidding.I have sex with my guitar every night...
  8. Trump supporter spotted.
  9. Plot twist: aliens actually came to kidnap Leo and are looking for him.
  10. To me doing that doesn’t necessarily mean you’re Blue.Green can be spiritual without the dogmatic components of religion.If praying, in whatever form (Christian, Muslim, etc), makes you feel some sort of spiritual connection while knowing that this religion is not the absolute truth then it’s more Green cause you’re not praying out of duty to go to heaven like a Blue person would but to feel love, peace and shit like that.The motivation is not the same.
  11. I'm too lazy for doing this shit... Gongrats tho.
  12. @intotheblack I recommend it to get freaky in bed ?
  13. @intotheblack Got the evil french version of this for ya darling ?
  14. @Leo Gura Well said.Especially on the happiness part.
  15. I’d say you’re most likely somewhere between Orange and Green.And yes, as @Tim R said, we tend to think we’re higher than we actually are at first.
  16. Comedy! Watch some funny movie or somethin.
  17. @Shin Lmao that profile pic ?
  18. What if an ugly girl comes to you and starts chatting with you?
  19. @StarStruck Was talking about her not you. But why wouldn't you wanna talk to a girl too?
  20. Yes.He was shot at by a squad of policemen in 1939 just like Jacques Mesrines 40 years later.He was too dangerous to be left alive.
  21. Here's Louis Gura, Leo's french thief ancestor.He commited various crimes, all over France but mainly in Paris, in the 30s.