Enlightenment Jokes Here

[Yimpa]

Eat this to become enlightened.

 

 

Ta-Da!

[Yimpa]

On 3/4/2016 at 8:47 PM, Natasha said:

Disciple: Oh wise and all knowing one, take me to the realm of perfect peace.

Master: If I take you to the realm, it will no longer be peaceful.

Having a glimpse of pure bliss… then going back to the ego 🙀

https://youtu.be/HyJpF3wKHjg?si=ihQdM4ODSDdo43o7

[Null Simplex]

 

[mmKay]

 

[Emotionalmosquito]

He said unto thee “Stop hitting thyself! Stop hitting thyself!” But lo he could not. For the man was striking him using his own two hands.

- Dudemaneronomy 12:19

Edited March 17 by Emotionalmosquito

[TheSelf]

@Enlightened please enlighten @Unenlightened One so he could become @Enlightened 

@Enlighten Me this guy need help too! Lol

[TheSelf]

Guess what's the first thing you do after enlightenment?

You're right, make that damn "ask me anything" topic, you fucking instinctively will do it, no way enlightened dudes can resist it, you just gotta do it man lol

Edited March 19 by m0hsen

[Yimpa]

9 hours ago, m0hsen said:

make that damn "ask me anything" topic

Ask me anythi…. Sike!.. you don’t exist!

 

[nistake]

What'd the bully say to the solipsist?

Stop hitting yourself.

[Davino]

5 hours ago, nistake said:

What'd the bully say to the solipsist?

Stop hitting yourself.

ahhahahahhahahahah

 

This thread is the only worth thread in the spirituality subforum

[Yimpa]

Leo Gura: 

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Nobody here is AWAKE.

Claude 3 Opus:

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Welcome to the Annual Sleepwalkers' Convention! Where the only requirement for attendance is being unconscious.

 

[LSD-Rumi]

@TheSelf Not seen one in a while tho 

 

[Cheese]

On 2024-01-09 at 10:22 AM, Yimpa said:

 

 

This made me laugh when I saw this the first time. Now I laugh even more when it's related with Enlighment jokes.

[koops]

[Yimpa]

 

[Dodo]

 

 This is just too good.