I'm enlightened at getting laid. AMA anything

[Ulax]

5 minutes ago, Inliytened1 said:

Yeah. You say that now.  Get ready to be her bitch 

You're right. She'll be walking me around on a leash  and stealing all my money 

[Inliytened1]

2 minutes ago, Ulax said:

You're right. She'll be walking me around on a leash  and stealing all my money 

And she spends it on I don't know what. Extra towels? I'm done.  The rack is not worth it.

[Olaf]

@LordFall 3 regular girlfriends for sure

[Olaf]

I think I finally figured out Mystery´s method after listening to interviews and reading his book multiple times, it should be as simple as this: indirect opener - disqualify yourself from being a potential suitor (to buy time) - Dhv - Dhv - Neg (to buy time) - Dhv - Dhv (now we are at 2 to 5 mins in convo) qualify her - IOI her for her qualifying to you (rewarding good behavior) (now we are at 10 mins in convo) - move to C1 (building comfort and rapport) - have something to invite her for so you can exchange numbers (12 to 15 mins in convo)

Edited 43 minutes ago by Olaf

[LordFall]

9 minutes ago, Olaf said:

@LordFall 3 regular girlfriends for sure

This is clearly a novice answer. I'm going with the boys and seeing how life turns out with 2 witch girlfriends.

What you're not considering @Inliytened1 is that the witches are on your side, they will teach you some magic too. You might be able to now get 15 regular girlfriends on top of your 2 witch girlfriends. Play chess not checkers 

Also obviously don't be a fool and date the first witch you see. You must make sure she is of stable mental health and doesn't seek to end humanity or enslave mankind. The question kind of takes care of that though, if she's your girlfriend she must at least like you somewhat otherwise what is she, a low self-esteem witch? 

Edited 39 minutes ago by LordFall

[Inliytened1]

3 minutes ago, LordFall said:

This is clearly a novice answer. I'm going with the boys and seeing how life turns out with 2 witch girlfriends.

What you're not considering @Inliytened1 is that the witches are on your side, they will teach you some magic too. You might be able to now get 15 regular girlfriends on top of your 2 witch girlfriends. Play chess not checkers 

Also obviously don't be a fool and date the first witch you see. You must make sure she is of stable mental health and doesn't seek to end humanity or enslave mankind. The question kind of takes care of that though, if she's your girlfriend she must at least like you somewhat otherwise what is she, a low self-esteem witch? 

I don't think these chicks like us calling them witches.  But fuck it 

Edited 36 minutes ago by Inliytened1

[LordFall]

5 minutes ago, Inliytened1 said:

I don't think these chicks like us calling them witches.  But fuck it 

Holy shit I knew you were a novice too. Regular women are not witches lol

There are actual witches out there. 

Edited 31 minutes ago by LordFall

[Inliytened1]

4 minutes ago, LordFall said:

Holy shit I knew you were a novice too. Regular women are not witches lol

There are actual witches out there. 

Yeah there are.  With actual broomsticks.  She might as well have had a broomstick. And hovered out my window.

Edited 27 minutes ago by Inliytened1

[LordFall]

6 minutes ago, Inliytened1 said:

Yeah there are.  With actual broomsticks.  She might as well have had a broomstick. And hovered out my window.

Not with flying broomsticks but they research occultism and cast spells. Whether you believe the spells work or not up to you. If you believe the universe is not solely bound by the laws of physics then why not.

There are men who become witches too, they're not actually called wizards that's just in media, they call themselves witches as well. 

My buddy had a girlfriend who said she was a witch. She gave me some good advice that turned out to work, I'll leave it at that. 

Edited 22 minutes ago by LordFall

[Joshe]

If you need a reference, the show The Originals has a lot of hot, modern witches. I imagine they exist in real life but it's probably cringe because obviously, their magic doesn't work and you're just sitting there like "Good job babe. I acknowledge the power and validity of your idiocy"

Edited 13 minutes ago by Joshe

[Inliytened1]

2 minutes ago, Joshe said:

If you need a reference, the show The Originals has a lot of hot, modern witches. I imagine they exist in real life but it's probably cringe because obviously, their magic doesn't work and you're just sitting there like "Good job babe. I acknowledge the power and validity of your idiocy"

You don't find out she has a broomstick until later  She has to bate you in.

[LordFall]

5 minutes ago, Joshe said:

If you need a reference, the show The Originals has a lot of hot, modern witches. I imagine they exist in real life but it's probably cringe because obviously, their magic doesn't work and you're just sitting there like "Good job babe. I acknowledge the power and validity of your idiocy"

Give me one good witch and we're taking over the world. Give me 2 and we're going for multiversal domination baby. 

I watched the first episode of The Originals and stopped there, I found the writing pretty bad. I'm very sensitive to cheesy lines and lazy tropes, makes the show feel cheap to me. 

Edited 7 minutes ago by LordFall