I'm enlightened at getting laid. AMA anything

[Ulax]

5 minutes ago, Inliytened1 said:

Yeah. You say that now.  Get ready to be her bitch 

You're right. She'll be walking me around on a leash  and stealing all my money 

[Inliytened1]

2 minutes ago, Ulax said:

You're right. She'll be walking me around on a leash  and stealing all my money 

And she spends it on I don't know what. Extra towels? I'm done.  The rack is not worth it.

[Olaf]

@LordFall 3 regular girlfriends for sure

[Olaf]

I think I finally figured out Mystery´s method after listening to interviews and reading his book multiple times, it should be as simple as this: indirect opener - disqualify yourself from being a potential suitor (to buy time) - Dhv - Dhv - Neg (to buy time) - Dhv - Dhv (now we are at 2 to 5 mins in convo) qualify her - IOI her for her qualifying to you (rewarding good behavior) (now we are at 10 mins in convo) - move to C1 (building comfort and rapport) - have something to invite her for so you can exchange numbers (12 to 15 mins in convo)

Edited 1 hour ago by Olaf

[LordFall]

9 minutes ago, Olaf said:

@LordFall 3 regular girlfriends for sure

This is clearly a novice answer. I'm going with the boys and seeing how life turns out with 2 witch girlfriends.

What you're not considering @Inliytened1 is that the witches are on your side, they will teach you some magic too. You might be able to now get 15 regular girlfriends on top of your 2 witch girlfriends. Play chess not checkers 

Also obviously don't be a fool and date the first witch you see. You must make sure she is of stable mental health and doesn't seek to end humanity or enslave mankind. The question kind of takes care of that though, if she's your girlfriend she must at least like you somewhat otherwise what is she, a low self-esteem witch? 

Edited 1 hour ago by LordFall

[Inliytened1]

3 minutes ago, LordFall said:

This is clearly a novice answer. I'm going with the boys and seeing how life turns out with 2 witch girlfriends.

What you're not considering @Inliytened1 is that the witches are on your side, they will teach you some magic too. You might be able to now get 15 regular girlfriends on top of your 2 witch girlfriends. Play chess not checkers 

Also obviously don't be a fool and date the first witch you see. You must make sure she is of stable mental health and doesn't seek to end humanity or enslave mankind. The question kind of takes care of that though, if she's your girlfriend she must at least like you somewhat otherwise what is she, a low self-esteem witch? 

I don't think these chicks like us calling them witches.  But fuck it 

Edited 1 hour ago by Inliytened1

[LordFall]

5 minutes ago, Inliytened1 said:

I don't think these chicks like us calling them witches.  But fuck it 

Holy shit I knew you were a novice too. Regular women are not witches lol

There are actual witches out there. 

Edited 1 hour ago by LordFall

[Inliytened1]

4 minutes ago, LordFall said:

Holy shit I knew you were a novice too. Regular women are not witches lol

There are actual witches out there. 

Yeah there are.  With actual broomsticks.  She might as well have had a broomstick. And hovered out my window.

Edited 1 hour ago by Inliytened1

[LordFall]

6 minutes ago, Inliytened1 said:

Yeah there are.  With actual broomsticks.  She might as well have had a broomstick. And hovered out my window.

Not with flying broomsticks but they research occultism and cast spells. Whether you believe the spells work or not up to you. If you believe the universe is not solely bound by the laws of physics then why not.

There are men who become witches too, they're not actually called wizards that's just in media, they call themselves witches as well. 

My buddy had a girlfriend who said she was a witch. She gave me some good advice that turned out to work, I'll leave it at that. 

Edited 1 hour ago by LordFall

[Joshe]

If you need a reference, the show The Originals has a lot of hot, modern witches. I imagine they exist in real life but it's probably cringe because obviously, their magic doesn't work and you're just sitting there like "Good job babe. I acknowledge the power and validity of your idiocy"

Edited 1 hour ago by Joshe

[Inliytened1]

2 minutes ago, Joshe said:

If you need a reference, the show The Originals has a lot of hot, modern witches. I imagine they exist in real life but it's probably cringe because obviously, their magic doesn't work and you're just sitting there like "Good job babe. I acknowledge the power and validity of your idiocy"

You don't find out she has a broomstick until later  She has to bate you in.

[LordFall]

5 minutes ago, Joshe said:

If you need a reference, the show The Originals has a lot of hot, modern witches. I imagine they exist in real life but it's probably cringe because obviously, their magic doesn't work and you're just sitting there like "Good job babe. I acknowledge the power and validity of your idiocy"

Give me one good witch and we're taking over the world. Give me 2 and we're going for multiversal domination baby. 

I watched the first episode of The Originals and stopped there, I found the writing pretty bad. I'm very sensitive to cheesy lines and lazy tropes, makes the show feel cheap to me. 

Edited 1 hour ago by LordFall

[Joshe]

8 minutes ago, LordFall said:

I watched the first episode of The Originals and stopped there, I found the writing pretty bad. I'm very sensitive to cheesy lines and lazy tropes, makes the show feel cheap to me. 

Yeah, it's pretty shitty. Something about it made me stick with it though. Recently finished S1. 

[LordFall]

16 minutes ago, Joshe said:

If you need a reference, the show The Originals has a lot of hot, modern witches. I imagine they exist in real life but it's probably cringe because obviously, their magic doesn't work and you're just sitting there like "Good job babe. I acknowledge the power and validity of your idiocy"

To double back on this though, I believe in witches. Most witches are bad witches just like anything else. Plenty of people throughout history have made prophecies that came true. If you've had mystical experiences you will agree that reality is pretty wild so it's not really that crazy of a concept. We'd have to deconstruct exactly which claims of witchcraft is more plausible than others though.

One thing is for certain though. A man who truly wants to experience what life has to offer, if he encounters a horny witch he has to fuck. Any man who would run away from such an opportunity because of fear of the unknown has lost my respect. 

This is why I don't respect religious men, they are too scared of so many things. They definitely wouldn't fuck witch. More for me. 

[Joshe]

12 minutes ago, LordFall said:

To double back on this though, I believe in witches. Most witches are bad witches just like anything else. Plenty of people throughout history have made prophecies that came true. If you've had mystical experiences you will agree that reality is pretty wild so it's not really that crazy of a concept. We'd have to deconstruct exactly which claims of witchcraft is more plausible than others though.

One thing is for certain though. A man who truly wants to experience what life has to offer, if he encounters a horny witch he has to fuck. Any man who would run away from such an opportunity because of fear of the unknown has lost my respect. 

This is why I don't respect religious men, they are too scared of so many things. They definitely wouldn't fuck witch. More for me. 

If a million people make 100 prophecies, some will come true, just like a broken clock is right twice a day. 

Of course reality is magical. But that doesn't mean just anything goes. For me, the "magic" doesn't exist in the physical domain because I've yet to observe it and haven't seen any strong evidence that supports that.

I have however witnessed magic in my own consciousness and I believe reality is consciousness. And if that's the case, it makes sense that magic would be possible in physical reality. But I've never seen it, and I've seen a lot.

Just because the foundation for something exists doesn't mean anything and everything that could be built upon that foundation should be seen as plausible. Show me a witch effecting the elements and I'll change my tune real quick. 

Hell, this morning I experienced a bit of magic. I just popped AO open and for some reason, a business project I worked on previously popped into my mind and within the same second, the business owner sent me a text message. That's some magical shit. But I can't find any connection to physical reality, just my own mind. 

 

Edited 36 minutes ago by Joshe

[Joshe]

But hell yeah, I'd be into an actual witch. It would be fun at first. Then it would turn cringe as I'm sitting there with her and she starts doing a spell. lol 

Edited 37 minutes ago by Joshe

[Ulax]

Just now, Joshe said:

But hell yeah, I'd be into an actual witch. It would be fun at first. Then it would turn cringe as I'm sitting there with her and she starts doing a spell. lol 

lmao

[AION]

3 hours ago, Natasha Tori Maru said:

I don't know what other dudes might say - or this this sort of tactic works - but if you aren't as smooth with the sexual stuff you could always own it and just say "I am nervous around you"

I was with a guy who was nervous as fuck with sexual shit, but otherwise sly, flirty and funny as hell. He owned his nervousness by just stating it. It was simultaneously vulnerable, honest and really appealing.

People tend to be unable to use shit against you when you own it.

But I am a women so I probably don't know shit, as per usual.

No I’m not nervous. I just want it to quick and forget to build up state.  

[LordFall]

25 minutes ago, Joshe said:

But hell yeah, I'd be into an actual witch. It would be fun at first. Then it would turn cringe as I'm sitting there with her and she starts doing a spell. lol 

I think we just came up with the apex of the witch: the scientific witch. A true superior witch would not be satisfied with hoping or feeling that her spell would work. She would try it over and over again until it's mastered and as reliable as a lighter.

Does such a witch exist? I think perhaps and if you're one reading this you should DM me I'll show you some magic as well