I'm enlightened at getting laid. AMA anything

[AION]

27 minutes ago, LordFall said:

It's usually not a good move to invite a girl straight over unless you're a Tinder King and you've done it multiple times so you're smooth with it. Especially if you have rapport with her but no sexual tension, it's gonna feel uncalibrated to her like you don't care about the connection you've built and you just want a quick fuck. 

If downtown is 20 mins walking distance from your place then that's perfect, you can meet there, get a coffee/smoothie/bubble tea and walk in the direction of where you live and see how it goes. 

Otherwise it's also fine to meet somewhere decently far and just build attraction on the date, leave on a high note so she's left craving more so that next time she's down to come over and watch a movie and you seal the deal on the 2nd date. 

I'm smooth with social stuff, but not with sexual stuff, so I think it s better to build it up

[Inliytened1]

Just now, Monster Energy said:

Girls like feminine men, it’s not 1940 

No they don't like feminine men.

They like a man that can use the tool.

[Inliytened1]

1 minute ago, AION said:

Inliytened1, are you druk or sum? wtf are these answers lmao

He's just being a dick.  But he can't hang with me.  I've fucked more girls then he could even fathom.

[Olaf]

@Inliytened1 what do you do after the first 10 mins when you talk for hours after that?

[Monster Energy]

1 minute ago, Inliytened1 said:

No they don't like feminine men.

They like a man that can use the tool.

You mean the penis?

[Monster Energy]

2 minutes ago, Inliytened1 said:

He's just being a dick.  But he can't hang with me.  I've fucked more girls then he could even fathom.

I have fucked all girls in my town 

[Inliytened1]

Just now, Monster Energy said:

You mean the penis?

Bro. Sit back and listen.  It was a nice attempt.  I might pin you up against @LordFall  but at this point you are gonna have to earn it back again.  This is a disgrace.

[Monster Energy]

I could send you pictures that would make your penis fly you straight to the moon.

@Inliytened1

[Monster Energy]

Just now, Inliytened1 said:

Bro. Sit back and listen.  It was a nice attempt.  I might pin you up against @LordFall  but at this point you are gonna have to earn it back again.  This is a disgrace.

Please. If I have to earn my place back, then make the challenge worth my time. I’d hate to win too easily

 

[Inliytened1]

1 minute ago, Monster Energy said:

Please. If I have to earn my place back, then make the challenge worth my time. I’d hate to win too easily

 

Please was the magic word. Keep your light saber handy.

[AION]

This thread screams you are assless though. I don’t think women fall for that I fucked 1001 girls back in my day spiel. 

[Monster Energy]

1 minute ago, Inliytened1 said:

Please was the magic word. Keep your light saber handy.

It always is 

[Monster Energy]

1 minute ago, AION said:

This thread screams you are assless though. I don’t think women fall for that I fucked 1001 girls back in my day spiel. 

Are you Andrew Tate 

[Inliytened1]

1 minute ago, AION said:

This thread screams you are assless though. I don’t think women fall for that I fucked 1001 girls back in my day spiel. 

You think I'm like Leo. 5 girls? Lol. 

[Monster Energy]

I’ve slept with so many people that you can’t even comprehend it. I’ve gotten countless flirtatious messages from people at the school cafeteria, even from 40 or 50-year-olds who work there, just because I order a sandwich. Every day, someone wants something intimate with me. That’s a kind of power you can’t teach. It’s something I was born with. I love my life. I get nude pictures from left and right on Snapchat.

 

[Inliytened1]

Just now, Monster Energy said:

I’ve slept with so many people that you can’t even comprehend it. I’ve gotten countless flirtatious messages from people at the school cafeteria, even from 40 or 50-year-olds who work there, just because I order a sandwich. Every day, someone wants something intimate with me. That’s a kind of power you can’t teach. It’s something I was born with. I love my life. I get nude pictures from left and right on Snapchat.

 

Jesus I had you quiet now we can't shut you up

 

[Monster Energy]

Just now, Inliytened1 said:

Jesus I had you quiet now we can't shut you up

 

Don’t take the Lord’s name in vain.

 

[Inliytened1]

Just now, Monster Energy said:

Don’t take the Lord’s name in vain.

 

Haha. You're the best.  But I've fucked more by default.  Im older.  More towns to go through.  So keep trying.

[something_else]

50 minutes ago, LordFall said:

It's usually not a good move to invite a girl straight over unless you're a Tinder King and you've done it multiple times so you're smooth with it. Especially if you have rapport with her but no sexual tension, it's gonna feel uncalibrated to her like you don't care about the connection you've built and you just want a quick fuck. 

If downtown is 20 mins walking distance from your place then that's perfect, you can meet there, get a coffee/smoothie/bubble tea and walk in the direction of where you live and see how it goes. 

Otherwise it's also fine to meet somewhere decently far and just build attraction on the date, leave on a high note so she's left craving more so that next time she's down to come over and watch a movie and you seal the deal on the 2nd date. 

I’ve honestly been surprised how willing girls are to come straight over from Tinder. I used to assume that was almost always off the table for most girls, which to be honest it probably should be, so I never even tried.

But having made the offer quite a few times in the past year out of curiosity, it seems a decent amount of girls are down for it. I think a profile that conveys a nice balance of safety and hotness works well. 

It’s not a great overall strategy though because most of the time if they aren’t down for that it then it kills the chat stone dead afterwards. You can kind of sense whether a girl is into it or not.

I live relatively close to a lot of bars so the second option you mentioned is generally my go to, and yea, living near bars / clubs is amazing for dating in general but it also makes tinder dating much easier. I live across the street from a relatively nice bar which is fantastic for dates.

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[Monster Energy]

Just now, Inliytened1 said:

Haha. You're the best.  But I've fucked more by default.  Im older.  More towns to go through.  So keep trying.

I fuck baddies. That’s the difference between you and me.