I want to have sex with a girl this week

[Inliytened1]

1 minute ago, Monster Energy said:

I’ll leave your mom off the list. 

 

Leave her off but I encourage all others.  You young bucks love the cougars.  

[Olaf]

@Monster Energy the first time I kissed with a girl I was dressed as Miley Cyrus

[Monster Energy]

2 minutes ago, Olaf said:

@Monster Energy the first time I kissed with a girl I was dressed as Miley Cyrus

That explains a lot.

[Ulax]

58 minutes ago, Monster Energy said:

@Olaf 

You’re not getting laid this week. I’d bet my entire fortune on it, because your name is an instant ick for a lot of girls. And I’m being nice by telling you this. I’m your best friend on here, whether you believe it or not.

 

You're talking out of your ass 

[AION]

 

[Monster Energy]

1 minute ago, Ulax said:

You're talking out of your ass 

No

[Ulax]

Just now, Monster Energy said:

No

You're right actually. You're typing out of your ass

[Monster Energy]

You can watch this once you have higher testosterone levels than an 11-year-old boy.

 

[Monster Energy]

2 minutes ago, Ulax said:

You're right actually. You're typing out of your ass

Yes

[AION]

All this ovrecompensating is not going to help lmao. You guys need some assssssss lmao.

[Monster Energy]

Just now, AION said:

All this ovrecompensating is not going to help lmao. You guys need some assssssss lmao.

Lol

[Inliytened1]

@Ulax he's ok in my book. Heck i might like him better than @LordFall.  He's hilarious. 

@Monster Energy just don't be a'douche to him.  There's a substantial chance he gets laid tonight.  But you're up for a mod spot if you behave.  Fucking love u.

Edited 38 minutes ago by Inliytened1

[Ulax]

1 minute ago, AION said:

All this ovrecompensating is not going to help lmao. You guys need some assssssss lmao.

I'm flattered you're offering your ass. But let's take it slow  

[AION]

1 minute ago, Ulax said:

I'm flattered you're offering your ass. But let's take it slow  

gay 

[Ulax]

2 minutes ago, Inliytened1 said:

@Ulax he's ok in my book. Heck i might like him better than @LordFall.  He's hilarious. 

Lordfall's 9/11  

[Inliytened1]

Ok let's stop cluttering his thread.  Dude just wants some trim.

[Olaf]

all spiritual talk on this forum is overcompensation, just hit the club, everyone on here should go out tonight

[Ulax]

Just now, AION said:

gay 

I'm glad you accept that about yourself  

[Monster Energy]

1 minute ago, Inliytened1 said:

@Monster Energy just don't be a'douche to him.  There's a substantial chance he gets laid tonight.  But you're up for a mod spot if you behave.  Fucking love u.

I love you very much. I want you to be my daddy… I mean, a good, loving dad. If I ever become a mod, no simp will be safe.

 

 

[Monster Energy]

1 minute ago, Ulax said:

I'm glad you accept that about yourself  

Finally, he came out of the closet.