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Jim Gaffigan on getting married and having kids

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Seneca said that the comics often speak the most truth. This bit on relationships by Gaffigan is pretty good, especially the part were he jokes how little men have to do with the birth process. If men had the risk of pregnancy they too would be much more picky and less eager to have sex.

 

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Even having someone cum in you is weird. Thats alot of trust. Its weird that woman want it.

Lemme just hork this loogie of dna in you and you sit there and feel it go into you.

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Of course. The asymmetry is a feature. The pressure of selecting for quantity versus the pressure of selecting for quality is how we evolved because it works for getting good genes.

Also the fact that human pregnancy and birth is as costly and risky as it is is a huge factor. For most animals, pregnancy isn't nearly as debilitating. If reproduction was cheaper, safer and humans developed faster, then our view on the value of human life would probably be different. 

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54 minutes ago, Hojo said:

Even having someone cum in you is weird. Thats alot of trust. Its weird that woman want it.

Lemme just hork this loogie of dna in you and you sit there and feel it go into you.

I mean, sex itself is weird. Have you noticed after you cum, the absurdness of it all?

Sex is a deep biological hypnosis lol. Unconscious forces that run the world.

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17 hours ago, Hojo said:

Even having someone cum in you is weird. Thats alot of trust. Its weird that woman want it.

Lemme just hork this loogie of dna in you and you sit there and feel it go into you.

 

16 hours ago, Eskilon said:

I mean, sex itself is weird. Have you noticed after you cum, the absurdness of it all?

Sex is a deep biological hypnosis lol. Unconscious forces that run the world.

You may feel this way after sex because from a biological perspective ..reproduction is one of the strongest drives in human life. Biology is fundamentally centered around survival and reproduction. and humans despite having highly developed brains and complex emotions are still mammals influenced by these instincts.

The feeling people sometimes experience after orgasm which jerk off addicts called post-nut clarity comes from the sense that a major biological urge has just been fulfilled.
For many men sex  serves as a release from stress and tension.For women .. the biological implications of pregnancy and raising children have historically carried greater significance in terms of reproduction and survival. That’s why women are not as obsessed with sex as men because it had huge metaphysical implications. Men fight over the hottest female and the women reject them and sleeps with the most masculine one. In both cases the goal is spreading high quality genes in the offspring. 

 

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 "When you get very serious about truth you accept your life situation exactly as it is. So much so that you aren't childishly sitting around wishing it were otherwise.If you were confined to a wheelchair you would just accept it as how reality is. Just as you now just accept that you are not a bird who can fly."

-Leo Gura. 

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@Someone here I mean to say it has a trippy vibe to it. You forget yourself completely, and after it, if you reflect, you can't believe you did some things and said others. Sex is trippy as fuck and hypnotic. Music too share the same quality of hypnosis.

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1 minute ago, Eskilon said:

@Someone here I mean to say it has a trippy vibe to it. You forget yourself completely, and after it, if you reflect, you can't believe you did some things and said others. Sex is trippy as fuck and hypnotic. Music too share the same quality of hypnosis.

Yes you do this because it’s the highlight of life .the moment some semen is squirted inside a vagina is the highlight of life .


 "When you get very serious about truth you accept your life situation exactly as it is. So much so that you aren't childishly sitting around wishing it were otherwise.If you were confined to a wheelchair you would just accept it as how reality is. Just as you now just accept that you are not a bird who can fly."

-Leo Gura. 

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6 minutes ago, Someone here said:

Yes you do this because it’s the highlight of life .the moment some semen is squirted inside a vagina is the highlight of life .

Not just the orgarsm, the orgarsm is the pinnacle of the experience but the build-up is equally trippy -- All the kissing, touching, sucking, everything is trippy! The power of chemicals.:D

Can't escape chemicalsxD

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3 minutes ago, Eskilon said:

Not just the orgarsm, the orgarsm is the pinnacle of the experience but the build-up is equally trippy -- All the kissing, touching, sucking, everything is trippy! The power of chemicals.:D

Can't escape chemicalsxD

lol . 


 "When you get very serious about truth you accept your life situation exactly as it is. So much so that you aren't childishly sitting around wishing it were otherwise.If you were confined to a wheelchair you would just accept it as how reality is. Just as you now just accept that you are not a bird who can fly."

-Leo Gura. 

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