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Insecure about my d size

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11 minutes ago, Leo Gura said:

As your girlfrend's velocity appraoches light speed your dick lengths approaches zero.

So tell your girlfriend to move slower.

My god. My fucken sides 🀣🀣🀣


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3 hours ago, Leo Gura said:

As your girlfrend's velocity approaches light speed your dick lengthΒ approaches zero.

So tell your girlfriend to move slower.

and as your dick's length approaches zero your godhood approaches infinity.Β 

What is the function value when (X) approaches infinity, Leo?Β  Let's check how good you are in math πŸ˜‚.Β 

4 hours ago, Natasha Tori Maru said:

Check it

Check what?Β  The bible says God made Eve from Adam's chest bone. Also God is a man himself .


Β "When you get very serious about truth you accept your life situation exactly as it is. So much so that you aren't childishly sitting around wishing it were otherwise.If you were confined to a wheelchair you would just accept it as how reality is. Just as you now just accept that you are not a bird who can fly."

-Leo Gura.Β 

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7 minutes ago, Someone here said:

Check what?Β  The bible says God made Eve from Adam's chest bone. Also God is a man himself .

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@Natasha Tori Maru no one hasΒ depicted God as a woman. He is always the old man with long grey beard In the heaven . The human mind conceives of God as a man. Deal with it sweetheart .

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Β "When you get very serious about truth you accept your life situation exactly as it is. So much so that you aren't childishly sitting around wishing it were otherwise.If you were confined to a wheelchair you would just accept it as how reality is. Just as you now just accept that you are not a bird who can fly."

-Leo Gura.Β 

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Just now, Someone here said:

@Natasha Tori Maru no one hasΒ depicted God as a woman. He is always the old man with long grey beard In the heaven . The human mind conceives of God as a man. Deal with it sweetheart .

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10 minutes ago, Natasha Tori Maru said:

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Β "When you get very serious about truth you accept your life situation exactly as it is. So much so that you aren't childishly sitting around wishing it were otherwise.If you were confined to a wheelchair you would just accept it as how reality is. Just as you now just accept that you are not a bird who can fly."

-Leo Gura.Β 

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Just now, Someone here said:

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Haha! You forgot to end it with terminated consciousnessΒ πŸ’€

...or is that, consciousness following object dissolution? Mua-HA!


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1 minute ago, Natasha Tori Maru said:

Haha! You forgot to end it with terminated consciousnessΒ πŸ’€

...or is that, consciousness following object dissolution? Mua-HA!

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Β "When you get very serious about truth you accept your life situation exactly as it is. So much so that you aren't childishly sitting around wishing it were otherwise.If you were confined to a wheelchair you would just accept it as how reality is. Just as you now just accept that you are not a bird who can fly."

-Leo Gura.Β 

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You are God. You are Truth. You are Love. You are Infinity.

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2 minutes ago, Leo Gura said:

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Is that you in your deathbed?


Β "When you get very serious about truth you accept your life situation exactly as it is. So much so that you aren't childishly sitting around wishing it were otherwise.If you were confined to a wheelchair you would just accept it as how reality is. Just as you now just accept that you are not a bird who can fly."

-Leo Gura.Β 

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@Someone hereIts the 5 second infinite thought loop before you die.


Sometimes it's the journey itself that teaches/ A lot about the destination not aware of/No matter how far/
How you go/How long it may last/Venture life, burn your dread

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44 minutes ago, Leo Gura said:

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The sum of Leo's life as it flashed before his eyes - semi accurate given the general state of consciousness for the general population :PΒ 


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2 hours ago, Someone here said:

Check what?Β  The bible says God made Eve from Adam's chest bone. Also God is a man himself .

Feminism. It starts as a vagina cause the woman is cloning herself. If men could get pregnant it would start as a dick.

Edited by Hojo

Sometimes it's the journey itself that teaches/ A lot about the destination not aware of/No matter how far/
How you go/How long it may last/Venture life, burn your dread

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18 minutes ago, Hojo said:

@Someone hereIts the 5 second infinite thought loop before you die.

And you know that that happens before death? Right ?


Β "When you get very serious about truth you accept your life situation exactly as it is. So much so that you aren't childishly sitting around wishing it were otherwise.If you were confined to a wheelchair you would just accept it as how reality is. Just as you now just accept that you are not a bird who can fly."

-Leo Gura.Β 

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@Someone hereYes you loop 5 seconds over and over 1000 times. Until you go fuck im reliving the same 5 seconds over and over. Bacially consciousness dissociating from the story. It sees its not whats going on. Like the final 5 second karmic loop. If your life is a karma loop of 12 years its like your life goes on a 5 second karma loop. Then you have no karma and you are gone but also still there. You become a brain dead retard staring at nothing with 0 information or memory.

Edited by Hojo

Sometimes it's the journey itself that teaches/ A lot about the destination not aware of/No matter how far/
How you go/How long it may last/Venture life, burn your dread

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@Hojo tony-stark-icegif-8.gif

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Β "When you get very serious about truth you accept your life situation exactly as it is. So much so that you aren't childishly sitting around wishing it were otherwise.If you were confined to a wheelchair you would just accept it as how reality is. Just as you now just accept that you are not a bird who can fly."

-Leo Gura.Β 

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@Someone hereGood luck dont freak out.


Sometimes it's the journey itself that teaches/ A lot about the destination not aware of/No matter how far/
How you go/How long it may last/Venture life, burn your dread

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Lmao, there's so much i wanted to reply to, but I couldn't until now, ah well, thanks for the shits and giggles.


I am but a reflection... a mirror... of you... of me... in a cosmic dance ~ of a unified mystery...

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