Annual Spiritual Dick Measuring Contest!

[enchanted]

Welcome, awakened beings, to the annual Spiritual Dick Measuring Contest!—where enlightenment isn’t just a state of being, it’s a competitive sport. Forget inner peace. This is about who’s more transcendent than thou. And who has the biggest spiritual dick so to speak. 

Events include:

🥇 Meditation Marathon – Who can sit still the longest while secretly checking their aura score on an app?

🥈 Kundalini High Jump – Bonus points if you mention your third eye activation before anyone else.

🥉 Tantric Flex-Off – Because nothing says spiritual mastery like humblebragging about your 9-hour breathwork session.

Scoring Criteria:
- Number of 5-meo trips (double points if you did them rectally) 
- Times you've said “I don’t identify with ego anymore” while clearly doing so
- How often you use the phrase “vibrational frequency” in casual conversation
- Ability to quote Rumi out of context to win arguments

Disqualifications:
- Expressing genuine vulnerability
- Asking questions instead of giving unsolicited advice
- Admitting you’re still figuring things out

Remember: it’s not about healing, it’s about winning. Because nothing screams spiritual maturity like passive-aggressively correcting someone’s chakra alignment in a forum thread.

Namaste peasants! Get ready to find out who has the biggest spiritual dick this year! Let the chat begin!!!

Edited Thursday at 10:02 PM by enchanted

[Hojo]

I fked a pillow came on it then stuck it to my third eye to see ghosts. 

Your heart knows the way. Run in that direction - Runi.

[Sugarcoat]

Extra points if you confuse your dpdr for spiritual awakening 

[Hojo]

@SugarcoatThe word is created by psychiatrists its what God is. God is derealization. You become Dpdr after awakening. I work in an old folks home when people are dying they say I dont feel like me. Spirituality is finding out I am not me.

Edited Thursday at 09:51 PM by Hojo

[Sugarcoat]

Just now, Hojo said:

@SugarcoatThe word is created by psychiatrists its what God is. God is derealization. You become Dpdr after awakening.

I actually agree with you in a way because a deviation from the normal sense of realness about yourself and the world is seen as mental illness by convention but in a way it could sometimes be closer to the truth of no self/world… like a sneak peak

[Hojo]

@SugarcoatAll these psychiatrist terms are qualia of consciousness. God is all of them, its not a disorder its an experience of God. Science says a 'normal' person feels a certain way and if you dont feel this hyper specific way, then you are mentally ill or have a disorder. No one has a disorder or problem. Dpdr is a word for an state of consciousness. Every state of conciousness is workable, just society is built around this one specific state of conciousness and if you arent experiencing it something is wrong with you, and you start shitting on yourself. If no one messed with the people with dpdr they wouldnt know they had a problem cause they dont.

I loop up the definition

Depersonalization symptoms

Feeling like a robot or that you're not in control of what you say or how you move.

The sense that your body, legs or arms appear twisted or like they're not the right shape. Or they may seem larger or smaller than usual.

You also could feel that your head is wrapped in cotton.

These are 3 completely different states and they are calling it one. 

Funny enough by reading this i remember when I was growing up as I was going to sleep I would feel like my arms and legs  and head got really tiny and my hand tongue and feet got really big and it would freak me out.

[Jodistrict]

6 hours ago, enchanted said:

Welcome, awakened beings, to the annual Spiritual Dick Measuring Contest!—where enlightenment isn’t just a state of being, it’s a competitive sport. Forget inner peace. This is about who’s more transcendent than thou. And who has the biggest spiritual dick so to speak. 

Events include:

🥇 Meditation Marathon – Who can sit still the longest while secretly checking their aura score on an app?

🥈 Kundalini High Jump – Bonus points if you mention your third eye activation before anyone else.

🥉 Tantric Flex-Off – Because nothing says spiritual mastery like humblebragging about your 9-hour breathwork session.

Scoring Criteria:
- Number of 5-meo trips (double points if you did them rectally) 
- Times you've said “I don’t identify with ego anymore” while clearly doing so
- How often you use the phrase “vibrational frequency” in casual conversation
- Ability to quote Rumi out of context to win arguments

Disqualifications:
- Expressing genuine vulnerability
- Asking questions instead of giving unsolicited advice
- Admitting you’re still figuring things out

Remember: it’s not about healing, it’s about winning. Because nothing screams spiritual maturity like passive-aggressively correcting someone’s chakra alignment in a forum thread.

Namaste peasants! Get ready to find out who has the biggest spiritual dick this year! Let the chat begin!!!

"Be careful not to practice your righteousness in front of others to be seen by them. If you do, you will have no reward from your Father in heaven ." 

Matthew 6:1 (NIV)

".... Truly I tell you, they have recieved their reward in full."   Matthew 6:2 (NIV)

In other words, you get the booby prize.  

[Hojo]

@JodistrictIntresting that quote says practice no social norms. If you have diarrehea and need to shit, shit on the sidewalk and God will reward you.

Edited Friday at 12:04 AM by Hojo

[MuadDib]

1. 24 hours, seiza bench.

2. Third eye is open while driving.

3. Two 5-meo trips, one vaporised one rectal.

Had dick surgery at age 23 and lost my virginity thereafter, opening all chakras.

Edited Friday at 05:51 AM by MuadDib

[Princess Arabia]

22 hours ago, Sugarcoat said:

I actually agree with you in a way because a deviation from the normal sense of realness about yourself and the world is seen as mental illness by convention but in a way it could sometimes be closer to the truth of no self/world… like a sneak peak

Hmmm, unto something I see.

[Sugarcoat]

4 minutes ago, Princess Arabia said:

Hmmm, unto something I see.

Like do people think the self is gonna stay perfectly stable all their life? Especially considering it might be an illusion, if something is illusory it makes sense there would be cracks in it sometimes. But conventionally it’s seen as mental illness

Edited Friday at 08:27 PM by Sugarcoat

[Princess Arabia]

Just now, Sugarcoat said:

Like do people think the self is gonna stay perfectly stable all their life? Especially considering it might be an illusion, if something is illusory it makes sense there would be cracks in it sometimes. But conventionally it’s seen as mental illness

People don't think anything and the self isn't stable or unstable. It's not really there. The madness we see is reality/life/this being it all spontaneously, with no meaning, purpose, and isn't bounded, all the talks about what the Absolute is.....it is being expressed and we call him a mad man. 

[Princess Arabia]

@SugarcoatA mad man in an asylum is timeless, unlimited, unbounded, groundless, spontaneous and free just like the Absolute is. It is that. It just needs to be locked up and contained in a limited, and confined world with boundaries and rules.

 

 

[Schizophonia]

4 minutes ago, Princess Arabia said:

@SugarcoatA mad man in an asylum is timeless, unlimited, unbounded, groundless, spontaneous and free just like the Absolute is. It is that. It just needs to be locked up and contained in a limited, and confined world with boundaries and rules.

 

 

This post made me laugh while looking at your picture, i imagined you as a nurse with a big smile lol

Edited Friday at 08:41 PM by Schizophonia

[Princess Arabia]

34 minutes ago, Schizophonia said:

This post made me laugh while looking at your picture, i imagined you as a nurse with a big smile lol

Hehe, nice.

[Sugarcoat]

42 minutes ago, Princess Arabia said:

@SugarcoatA mad man in an asylum is timeless, unlimited, unbounded, groundless, spontaneous and free just like the Absolute is. It is that. It just needs to be locked up and contained in a limited, and confined world with boundaries and rules.

 

 

It seems to me a realization of the absolute has the tendency to calm down neurosis so someone could realize it while “insane” and maybe their problems would calm down , after the ego backlash has ran its course

(Like some non dualists speak of the effect of enlightenment on the character )

Edited Friday at 09:19 PM by Sugarcoat

[Sugarcoat]

23 hours ago, Hojo said:

@SugarcoatAll these psychiatrist terms are qualia of consciousness. God is all of them, its not a disorder its an experience of God. Science says a 'normal' person feels a certain way and if you dont feel this hyper specific way, then you are mentally ill or have a disorder. No one has a disorder or problem. Dpdr is a word for an state of consciousness. Every state of conciousness is workable, just society is built around this one specific state of conciousness and if you arent experiencing it something is wrong with you, and you start shitting on yourself. If no one messed with the people with dpdr they wouldnt know they had a problem cause they dont.

I loop up the definition

Depersonalization symptoms

Feeling like a robot or that you're not in control of what you say or how you move.

The sense that your body, legs or arms appear twisted or like they're not the right shape. Or they may seem larger or smaller than usual.

You also could feel that your head is wrapped in cotton.

These are 3 completely different states and they are calling it one. 

 

Great response! I def see your point and I’ve thought the same

By having the attitude of seeing different mental states as qualities of consciousness instead of as “bad” , it can reduce our suffering if we ever experience them (for example being curious about one’s dpdr instead of freaking out)

23 hours ago, Hojo said:

@Sugarcoat

 

Funny enough by reading this i remember when I was growing up as I was going to sleep I would feel like my arms and legs  and head got really tiny and my hand tongue and feet got really big and it would freak me out.

I have too! The difference being that I felt my entire body get bigger and like it felt “hard” . 
 

I have found that sensation interesting! We can sometimes change how we relate to things

Its called “Alice in the wonderland syndrome”

It’s interesting that it occurs mostly during relaxation, the brain changes how it experiences the body , the felt border of the body  gets bigger

Edited Friday at 09:47 PM by Sugarcoat

[Hojo]

@Sugarcoat Yes it can also help you change states of conciousness. If you arent scared and sad you can literally think yourself out of states of conciousness. You can change and enter states of consciousness at will via thought. People enter states because of thinking. The human mind is a logic tool that changes states of consciousness.

I kinda felt like it was me going into my sensory area like there are alot in your fingers and tongue and feet. it fell like something was squishing the feelings of my arms and legs into my hand and feet and the feeling of my head into my tongue.

Yes I heard it as alice in wonderland syndrome to, like I used to be able to stare at someones head and it would become really tiny in my visual field.

I would also get a frequent feeling of something really big above me in my conciousness hammering me.

Edited Friday at 11:06 PM by Hojo

[Sugarcoat]

16 minutes ago, Hojo said:

@Sugarcoat Yes it can also help you change states of conciousness. If you arent scared and sad you can literally think yourself out of states of conciousness. You can change and enter states of consciousness at will via thought. People enter states because of thinking. The human mind is a logic tool that changes states of consciousness.

 

Thoughts seem they can occur outside the mind, forming your sense of reality, so can change your state in that way

16 minutes ago, Hojo said:

@Sugarcoat

I kinda felt like it was me going into my sensory area like there are alot in your fingers and tongue and feet. it fell like something was squishing the feelings of my arms and legs into my hand and feet and the feeling of my head into my tongue.

Yes I heard it as alice in wonderland syndrome to, like I used to be able to stare at someones head and it would become really tiny in my visual field.

I would also get a frequent feeling of something really big above me in my conciousness hammering me.

Staring can make things look weird …

Some spiritual person once said heaviness in the head can be blocked crown chakra or something 

[Schizophonia]

14 hours ago, Sugarcoat said:

Thoughts seem they can occur outside the mind, forming your sense of reality, so can change your state in that way

Staring can make things look weird …

Some spiritual person once said heaviness in the head can be blocked crown chakra or something 

Ketamine feels like there's a lag time between commanding an action and actually doing it, so your head jiggles and is like a semi-trailer truck moving.