High paying jobs for Narcissist

[Santiago Ram]

I am a Narcissist and I need massive amounts of attention to feel well and happy.

Where could I work at?

[Carl-Richard]

Teacher.

[UnbornTao]

7 minutes ago, Carl-Richard said:

Teacher.

[Xonas Pitfall]

Sales, CEO/Entrepreneurship, Content Creator (Social Media Influencer)

Edited Tuesday at 09:48 PM by Xonas Pitfall

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Only fans

[Basman]

Drama slop farming is relatively low effort and makes the rounds. Make daily videos where you react to ideologically opposed unhinged people and/or become a propagandist.

You could also become a nuisance streamer where you stream yourself harassing strangers on the streets, ideally in a culturally meek country like Japan where they just take the abuse.

[Nilsi]

“Creative Director” is, functionally, a polite euphemism for terminal narcissist with a Pinterest addiction.

Unfortunately, I’m professionally obligated to interact with a depressingly high number of these “visionaries.” Each encounter being a test of my gag reflex and moral restraint.

CEOs and MDs, by contrast, wield exponentially more power and money, yet manage to behave like actual adults. It’s almost as if the less you care about your „aura,“ the more tolerable you become.

[Nilsi]

Just now, Nilsi said:

“Creative Director” is, functionally, a polite euphemism for terminal narcissist with a Pinterest addiction.

Unfortunately, I’m professionally obligated to interact with a depressingly high number of these “visionaries.” Each encounter being a test of my gag reflex and moral restraint.

CEOs and MDs, by contrast, wield exponentially more power and money, yet manage to behave like actual adults. It’s almost as if the less you care about your „aura,“ the more tolerable you become.

Incidentally, that’s why sales - despite being the obvious cliché answer - is actually one of the worst possible jobs for a narcissist.

It requires the complete annihilation of one’s own ego, so you can obsess over the others desire and every neurotic, logistical, and financial obstacle standing in its way.

A narcissist in sales is like a vampire in a mirror: fundamentally incompatible with the task at hand.

[Nilsi]

Just now, Nilsi said:

Incidentally, that’s why sales - despite being the obvious cliché answer - is actually one of the worst possible jobs for a narcissist.

It requires the complete annihilation of one’s own ego, so you can obsess over the others desire and every neurotic, logistical, and financial obstacle standing in its way.

A narcissist in sales is like a vampire in a mirror: fundamentally incompatible with the task at hand.

I also think the whole Wolf of Wall Street archetype of the salesman is a complete cultural delusion.

A real sales professional isn’t some chest-thumping frat boy in a suit yelling “sell me this pen.” He’s much closer to a psychoanalyst - quietly decoding repression, resistance, and obscure purchasing anxiety.

Though to be fair, the shared cocaine habit does provide a certain continuity between the two.

[something_else]

@Nilsi Do you work in sales? 

[Nilsi]

13 minutes ago, something_else said:

@Nilsi Do you work in sales? 

How did you know? 

[something_else]

45 minutes ago, Nilsi said:

How did you know? 

Because you are pumping up how great and amazing salespeople are while also claiming they have to get rid of their own ego lol

[NewKidOnTheBlock]

Provided that you really actually are a narcisist, there aren't so many options for you in all honesty, seeing as it's hard for narcisists to adapt due to their highly inflexible ego. But depends on how much of a narcisist you are as well, or whether you are a narcisist in the first place, having wrongly self diagnosed yourself. Psychology is pseudo sciency to a significant degree