Yimpa

If God has no ego, then God must be egoless…. But shit… God can’t be egoless if ego was imagined by God to begin with…..

Much like those times you cannot contain your laughter when you find something hilarious, that, too, you cannot contain forever.

It’s 110% normal to act stupid and weird with someone you vibe and have a strong connection with

How’s this for stupid? Watch your bias, though, cus even if you don’t take it to this extreme you can still creep women out in other ways:

Still trying to figure out how to tame his cartoon wolf consciousness & how to get himself neutered

I think the winky face is a bit much. Also, Zumba is still a thing?!

Were the tests developed by people who are also colorblind?

Never clicking on “Preview Post” before you submit a reply on a forum. Read your bs objectively first before submitting

Gotta watch out and not give into peer pressure …

Same here. All of my cringe moments happened during those years; good to get those out of the way early!

What makes every guy fail in relationships is his inability to be vulnerable and accepting of womanly love

Those little fuckers literally look like Adderall

Patrick doing his best Jesus impression 💀

I once dated a girl who was so into me that she paid for all of our dates. She would even take the bus to see me almost every day. I didn’t even ask her to do any of that, she just did it on her own accord. I was too immature and stupid at the time to see how much she cared about me. Treating a girl with respect requires you to be aware of the little things that she does for you, because those little things are in fact actually very big.

I prefer Vanicream, but Cetaphil is also good.

A true test of spirituality is having a disabled child who will challenge all of your ideas about reality.

@Thought Art I’m still waiting on Leo to release his conscious communication episode. Full disclosure, though, I would never want to date Leo.

The litmus test of a strong relationship is if you both have expressed those, yet have matured and evolved from them.

1. Authenticity 2. Emotional flexibility 3. Assertiveness

Is that where the term “trippin’ balls” came from?

My hair is currently completely damaged matted, and beat up. Is that still hot to you?

@Shrooms_Alvarez And you can communicate that to yourself as well! Best wishes on your journey towards embracing Yourself.

What you set your mind to is precisely what you will see. If your mind only focuses on Trump, that is precisely what you will only see. Your freedom of speech is free only to the extent in which your mind is capable of seeing.

No need for a secondary account when I’ve got one sexxy bodayyyy