I thought that I cursed somebody by accident...

[Myagooshki]

I thought that I cursed somebody by accident, but then as I was typing this up, I realized that I probably didn't "curse" the person, the person might have just received "karma" that "came from my imagination". I don't think that "curse" is the best way to describe what happened, especially since that was not my intention and I believe with dark magic, intention is what matters. I have not intentionally tried to do dark magic to anybody. But I wonder about this phenomenon. 

You know how sometimes interactions result in what people refer to as "immediate karma"? For example, a viral video you may have seen where a DoorDash driver gets mad at a customer on their porch for not tipping him enough, and angrily spikes the milkshake and burger at the front door of the customer's house. While walking back to his car, the DoorDash driver slips on the wet gress and falls. People are in the comments saying "Ha! Karma!" and things like that. Certainly as a driver myself I don't not share similar sentiments to the driver rather than the customer: some of these non-tipping customers need to get with the program. But the phenomenon could be lazily called "immediate karma". I think what's more accurately going on is that while neither the driver nor customer are "more objectively correct", the driver "feels in his subconscious" that he is "objectively incorrect" to the extent that "God will punish him" and so "God does". He is anxious, he pays less attention to what he's doing than he normally would, and he slips and falls. And certainly, anxiety itself can lead to clumsiness which could lead to those scenarios. But I'm looking at some of the metaphysical aspects here, not just the anxiety.

Recently I posted a meme to my personal Facebook page. It was a Family Guy joke. The first frame says "Average chicken soup eater" and shows a crazy guy sitting at a table with Lois, putting his whole head in the bowl of chicken soup and Lois is freaking out. The second frame says "Average typer of chicken soup on Facebook" and it shows Peter getting escorted out of his house in handcuffs by a police officer. This girl who doesn't like me, she has some sort of vendetta against me or something, comments on it "https://www.distractify.com/p/why-is-chicken-soup-flagged-on-facebook?fbclid=IwAR19Fpzhq-ucR7NfQ1CRx5qG5LQ4KI_aajEnfy8IjM1TCWqf_GGgn5SIzng". She just commented the link to that article on my post. I responded to it in the comments sarcastically, saying "I thought it was Paula Deen recipes". Her sharing the link to the article explaining the joke as if I didn't initially get the joke. Then she hopped into my DMs, posted the link to my post on my profile in a message and posted the article again in that message inbox, seemingly implying that I am not merely posting a joke, but rather that I am actually in fact a pedophile and I am dogwhistling.
Her: *posts link to my post*
Her: *posts link to article*
Me: well yeah that's the joke.

Her: k
Me: Try using a Neilmed instead of a netipot. Netipots suck. Not enough pressure. NeilMed is like a netipot with BALLS.
Her: What are you talking about bitch
Me: Ehhh I've had sinus infections before as well. I think. Never bronchitis though.
Her: You are messaging the wrong person, tard. Are you high?
Me: Why do you care so much about chicken soup?
Her: Fuck off.

I continued to pretend that she was sick with some sort of infection, implying that the infection was making her act stupid as she was, continuing to go into various details of tips and tricks of how to deal with her bronchitis, ignoring whatever she said back. She knew she was in the wrong. She had nothing to say.
Later on in the evening she was talking in a group chat that we're both in about how she was dealing with an ear infection that she got about a half hour ago. I made another joke about chicken soup and then I started to think "hmm, maybe she knew that she was in the wrong and she attracted an ear infection because I was suggesting infections to her earlier."

[Butters]

I don't know how old you are but it seems like you're creating a lot of drama for no reason. 

Secondly, if a girl said to me "what are you talking about bitch" I'd never even respond. It seems like you just kept annoying her for no reason after that. 

What I think happened is you felt butthurt cause you let her disrespect you like that, so to cope you came up with all these "jokes" because you don't have a strong enough frame to communicate as a man to woman. 

Edited July 27, 2023 by Butters

[integral]

Its not possible to curse people, if that was possible every celebrity would be dead by a thousand misfortunes. 

Edited July 27, 2023 by integral

[DefinitelyNotARobot]

You're far too invested into all of this.

[Anon212]

Stop the cap bro