(not) getting laid

[Zeroguy]

3 minutes ago, Hulia said:

I guess, we will be an old couple, till you´ve met all the preparations and adjusted all your lists. "Screen, screen, screen"

Hey! Ofcourse it's not like that. 

Nothing wrong with ISO standards. One more check, there you go. 

3 minutes ago, Hulia said:

Not exactly underware, but a very light, tight and open summer-dress, I coulldn´t get rid of a neighbour yesterday, who cought me by picking cherries, he wanted suddenly to discuss everything: a fence, a roof, a gardening...

Oh... I understand him and really can't blame him either. 

3 minutes ago, Hulia said:

But it´s getting colder, I guess, I have to put more clothes on. So stop fantasizing

What will I do at work? 

You spoiled everything now. 

Ahhhh..... work, yeah sure. 

[Zeroguy]

Can you reconsider please changing your hair colour again, please? 

I will behaive good my angel. 

 

[Hulia]

3 minutes ago, Zeroguy said:

Can you reconsider please changing your hair colour again, please? 

I will behaive good my angel. 

 

Why do you like blonde? Brunette is much more beautiful. It´s brighter, wilder, more accuntuated and passionate. You fool. If you want a lame blonde girl, you are not my type. Every guy on the higher stage of SD (violett? blue?) would prefer a brunette woman. 

 

[Zeroguy]

Well don't get me there what I prefer . Wilder more passionate. 

My head already started spinning. Ufff... shake that "sin" from my mind. 

Ain't no whiteknight take over. 

Ok, ok what we are talking about spiral dynamics. 

Yeah I think that I am stage yellow power ranger. Oh I can't be, it's a girl if I remember well. 

Ah it's hard to pick. 

[Zeroguy]

But once I was looking for people to hire. Kinda needed brainstorming potential. 

Was in need for advisors. HR scouting stuff. 

Once I was observing this forum trying to personaly develop myself and I spotted. 

2 guys had also hard time picking a better one. Life if there was just place for both of 'em. 

1st was 15 y.o who already started creating his retirement plan. He calculated it all already and everything else. 

2nd was 17 y.o stage yellow power ranger. 

Had really hard time like never before. 

[Zeroguy]

@Hulia Have to work will die from laughter. Hahahahahahahahaha. 

You do realize like 60% of people voted for that guy in my country. Deficit of quality advisors or even if someone good appears, deep down I suspect he might voted for this guy. 

Shame is that my country doesn't really have any options in regards to that. 

Edited June 29, 2021 by Zeroguy

[Hulia]

@Zeroguy I go to put more clothes on me and will start to work. I´ve got a heap of "not a rocket science" tasks recently.

[Zeroguy]

Yeah the same, my angel better not to call you with proper name because you need focus and to be calm. 

 

[Hulia]

4 hours ago, Zeroguy said:

Yeah the same, my angel better not to call you with proper name because you need focus and to be calm. 

 

I worked and worked and worked.. But now I miss you.. But I have to work, my tiger.

I have a meeting tomorrow. Not a pointless one, but where I tell everyone how to procede spending less effort anf getting more effect

Edited June 29, 2021 by Hulia

[Zeroguy]

2 hours ago, Hulia said:

I worked and worked and worked.. But now I miss you.. But I have to work, my tiger.

Ofcourse you miss me my angel. Taken off my t-shirt. 

2 hours ago, Hulia said:

I have a meeting tomorrow. Not a pointless one, but where I tell everyone how to procede spending less effort anf getting more effect

Ah. Put them in order. 

So tiger printed swimmimg pants? 

I'll fit in there. 

[Hulia]

@Zeroguy Oh dear, I´ll have to work also on you. Leather jacket, tiger pants.... I see, you´ve spent too much time with the blondes from your silly list.

Love you smooth hairless chest 

[Zeroguy]

Hey!I have supreme style and taste.

Yes I do indeed have hairless chest and weak beard . Still perfect.

[Hulia]

Just now, Zeroguy said:

Hey!I have supreme style and taste.

Yes I do indeed have hairless chest and weak beard . Still perfect.

Why should a sensible person on earth have beard at all?????  It´s as absurd as a tie! I hope you have no tie?

I won´t kiss you if you don´t shave that goat beard offfff. 

Kiss only you chest

[Hulia]

I don´t want to be reminded by you of my redbearded boss. Though you love your lists as much as he loves his manuals. I knew! It´s a beard!

[Zeroguy]

2 minutes ago, Hulia said:

I don´t want to be reminded by you of my redbearded boss. Though you love your lists as much as he loves his manuals. I knew! It´s a beard!

Hahahahaha.Yeah it's the list!

It's more about getting my hands under that light dress.

[Zeroguy]

We are not in years for that I forgot.Ok we will walk together hand in hand.Ahhh I hate you.

[Hulia]

5 minutes ago, Zeroguy said:

Hahahahaha.Yeah it's the list!

It's more about getting my hands under that light dress.

Hey, there are children on this forum! Small horny children

[Zeroguy]

1 minute ago, Hulia said:

Hey, there are children on this forum! Small horny children

No they are spiritual people working on personal development.Get your facts correct.

Oh my passionate and wild brunette .

[Zeroguy]

34 minutes ago, Hulia said:

Why should a sensible person on earth have beard at all?????  It´s as absurd as a tie! I hope you have no tie?

You are implying that we man have emotions.No we don't we are made of steel.Never ruin that. No I don't wear 'em in fact I don't like am at all.

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I won´t kiss you if you don´t shave that goat beard offfff. 

Kiss only you chest

You are slowly trying to lower me on their level.It will not  pass!

Edited June 29, 2021 by Zeroguy

[Hulia]

14 minutes ago, Zeroguy said:

No they are spiritual people working on personal development.Get your facts correct.

Oh my passionate and wild brunette .

Spiritual people working on getting laid between the trips. Is it correct now?