(not) getting laid

[Zeroguy]

1 minute ago, Hulia said:

Spiritual people working on getting laid between the trips. Is it correct now?

Speachless......speachless.My jaw just dropped.

You have to know that I am possesive af like...don't take my heart and mind that fast.

[Hulia]

1 minute ago, Zeroguy said:

You are implying that we man have emotions.No we don't we are made of steel.

Of course you don´t. You have lists and manuals instead. I need really to avoid you all. It´s better

[Zeroguy]

1 minute ago, Hulia said:

Of course you don´t. You have lists and manuals instead. I need really to avoid you all. It´s better

You do realize if you decide for such step and go for a cat which you will throw away quickly.....

There would be no random serb with tiger pants ready to do all sorts of crazy things for/with you.

[Zeroguy]

So chose wisely.

I sympathize with you ,you really don't know which is worse.

Good luck

[Hulia]

8 minutes ago, Zeroguy said:

There would be no random serb with tiger pants ready to do all sorts of crazy things for/with you.

hahahaha

I don´t know... the cats on internet are also very funny.. how can I be sure that you are funnier?.. without even having tested a cat...

diffucult decision ??‍♀️

[Zeroguy]

nah go for cat.Be my guest.

[Hulia]

3 minutes ago, Zeroguy said:

nah go for cat.Be my guest.

You´ve never loved me, you lier

[Zeroguy]

4 minutes ago, Hulia said:

You´ve never loved me, you lier

Already started with melodrama?

Women ,you can't with them and you can't without them.

How you feel honey?

[Hulia]

3 minutes ago, Zeroguy said:

Already started with melodrama?

Women ,you can't with them and you can't without them.

How you feel honey?

Not as good as with a cat, but well.. also ok 

at least you haven´t been eaten by a fox

[Zeroguy]

Just now, Hulia said:

Not as good as with a cat, but well.. also ok 

Still cat?!Ufff I hate you.

Just now, Hulia said:

at least you haven´t been eaten by a fox

I know you secretly wish that for.

[Zeroguy]

When I think about it better. You are denied entrance in my garage.

You may enter only under one condition.

 

[Hulia]

12 minutes ago, Zeroguy said:

When I think about it better. You are denied entrance in my garage.

Garage? I thought, you have quite a comfortable kitchen, where we can cook together - I´ll take a knife in one hand, a potator in the other, and you´ll instruct me how to procede - it would make me horny 

16 minutes ago, Zeroguy said:

You may enter only under one condition.

Is it a pickuper trick? Like the advice of Leo - 3 things I like in you, never revealing the 3rd one, which doesn´t even exist, well nothing even exists but still.. the other 2 things are named 

[Zeroguy]

Just now, Hulia said:

Garage? I thought, you have quite a comfortable kitchen, where we can cook together - I´ll take a knife in one hand, a potator in the other, and you´ll instruct me how to procede - it would make me horny 

Hahahaha.I won't take you if you don't know to cook.Why do I need you for then?

Just now, Hulia said:

Is it a pickuper trick? Like the advice of Leo - 3 things I like in you, never revealing the 3rd one, which doesn´t even exist, well nothing even exists but still.. the other 2 things are named 

I don't follow that nor do I care. 

[Hulia]

3 minutes ago, Zeroguy said:

Hahahaha.I won't take you if you don't know to cook.Why do I need you for then?

For love. For cooking you have your teacher Irina. Or were you going to leaveher for me?

What was the condition?

[Zeroguy]

25 minutes ago, Hulia said:

For love. For cooking you have your teacher Irina. Or were you going to leaveher for me?

For love or hands under light dress? She doesn't know to cook well.Just basic stuff. Leave her for you? Don't be so ambitious,a;ready.

25 minutes ago, Hulia said:

What was the condition?

First I have to see how you will deal with cat.

[Hulia]

7 minutes ago, Zeroguy said:

For love or hands under light dress?

You guys look for a woman either for hands under dress or cooking. If a have to chose, I´d prefer "hands under dress" of course - at least this is what we enjoy both. Since cooking is one-way road, and if it´s not good, not even that - silly.

12 minutes ago, Zeroguy said:

Leave her for you? Don't be so ambitious,a;ready.

Stay with her. I don´t want bad karma because of somebody suffering.

13 minutes ago, Zeroguy said:

First I have to see how you will deal with cat.

I knew, it´s a trick! What do you want to see - how good I feed it?

 

[Hulia]

@Zeroguy Are you sleeping? Wake up 

[Zeroguy]

Was fun.Cya around.

[Hulia]

"Cya" is "see you", needn´t even to check urbanian dictionary

Amn´t I good?

Learning English from random serb.

[Zeroguy]

random serb will maybe be sthg else .

Goodbye.Wish you well and all the best.