I want to have sex with a girl this week

[Olaf]

@Ulax Yes I hear leo say something about being God gets pussy or something I don't remember exactly

[Inliytened1]

@Olaf Night approaches.  Wingman lined up? I might be winging it solo tonight.

[Olaf]

@Inliytened1 Nice lets get it. How do I deal with her friends and take her away?

[Inliytened1]

4 minutes ago, Olaf said:

@Inliytened1 Nice lets get it. How do I deal with her friends and take her away?

That's an issue. But you seem to be very personable.  You are just gonna have to transfer the level of comfort you have with us nerds to them. I say them because there may be a few minutes there with her where they all listen.  But only a few.  You're gonna know when the moment arrives. And then. Smile.  Smile and make a joke.  She will laugh back. Her friends will suddenly vanish and the floor will be yours. Oh the days.

Edited 3 hours ago by Inliytened1

[Olaf]

@Inliytened1 so making her laugh will make the friends stop cockblocking?

[Inliytened1]

6 minutes ago, Olaf said:

@Inliytened1 so making her laugh will make the friends stop cockblocking?

It doesn't have to be that. OK so check this it's not about her friends  it's  about her. If she's interested she will tell her friends to kick rocks and get lost.  That's not a theory that's a proven fact.  You don't have to impress them.  But who do you have eyes for? Pick her and stick to it.

Edited 3 hours ago by Inliytened1

[Miguel1]

1 hour ago, Inliytened1 said:

Well you didn't have a lot of useful advice. Going up to a girl and telling her you wanna fuck her typically crashes and burns.

I never said that, quite the opposite.

I gave clear tips in the beginning of this thread but you guys were more interested in mental gymnastics.

[Inliytened1]

2 minutes ago, Miguel1 said:

I never said that, quite the opposite.

I gave clear tips in the beginning of this thread but you guys were more interested in mental gymnastics.

Please rehash

 

[Inliytened1]

@Miguel that's just what I thought. Nothing.

[Inliytened1]

@MiguelI've probably fucked more girls than you've been alive  Shit. A lot more. And before you were born. if he has any coaching let's make sure it's not you.

Edited 2 hours ago by Inliytened1

[Inliytened1]

@AION you think we got rid of em or what. 

[Olaf]

I just got a match on tinder with an 8, shit! Should I ask her to come to the bar? She lives only 1km from my home, according to tinder

Edited 2 hours ago by Olaf

[Ulax]

1 hour ago, Inliytened1 said:

Is it?

Yes 

[Ulax]

1 hour ago, Olaf said:

@Ulax Yes I hear leo say something about being God gets pussy or something I don't remember exactly

Hahahaha I saw something like that on one of Leo's blog posts

[Ulax]

1 hour ago, Yimpa said:

Correct. If you cannot pickup a glass and realize that it is God, you are forever deluded. 

Badum tsh' 

[Olaf]

Update on the night: My tinder match now unmatched me hahaha. Laughing my pain away. Met a new wing he is quite smooth with it, he told me, he had been doing it for 3 years. I was a bit nervous. We did 3 sets in total, first set was two hot turkish girls, we talked to them for 30 mins, my wing then left, I told him why he left and he said they weren't giving much IOI's, I was a little frustrated. Then we opened another set we talked a bit to them, 10 mins in or so we discovered they were under age, illegaly drinking beer, waste of time. Last one were 2 girls, the one girl was walking away to get her bike and I talked to the girl standing, we talked for a bit, but her friend eventually dragged her away. I am planning to go solo to a club. How is everyone's night going?

 

[Ulax]

@Olaf Sounds like your tinder match got too intimidated by your attractiveness. It happens.

I went out solo and did a warm up, and then also did one approach. Wanted to do three. So feeling mixed about it. But it was the first solo approach I've done in my current town this time getting back into game. So i'm feeling rather good about it. She was hot too.

[Olaf]

@Ulax nice! You still got the whole night brother, I am home now, will go back out in a minute

[Ulax]

@Olaf hmmm you are tempting me. Maybe I could go and reward a pretty girl with an approach

[Inliytened1]

26 minutes ago, Olaf said:

 I am planning to go solo to a club. How is everyone's night going?

 

Probably order a pizza and then go solo.