I want to have sex with a girl this week

[Olaf]

@Ulax Yes I hear leo say something about being God gets pussy or something I don't remember exactly

[Inliytened1]

@Olaf Night approaches.  Wingman lined up? I might be winging it solo tonight.

[Olaf]

@Inliytened1 Nice lets get it. How do I deal with her friends and take her away?

[Inliytened1]

4 minutes ago, Olaf said:

@Inliytened1 Nice lets get it. How do I deal with her friends and take her away?

That's an issue. But you seem to be very personable.  You are just gonna have to transfer the level of comfort you have with us nerds to them. I say them because there may be a few minutes there with her where they all listen.  But only a few.  You're gonna know when the moment arrives. And then. Smile.  Smile and make a joke.  She will laugh back. Her friends will suddenly vanish and the floor will be yours. Oh the days.

Edited 2 hours ago by Inliytened1

[Olaf]

@Inliytened1 so making her laugh will make the friends stop cockblocking?

[Inliytened1]

6 minutes ago, Olaf said:

@Inliytened1 so making her laugh will make the friends stop cockblocking?

It doesn't have to be that. OK so check this it's not about her friends  it's  about her. If she's interested she will tell her friends to kick rocks and get lost.  That's not a theory that's a proven fact.  You don't have to impress them.  But who do you have eyes for? Pick her and stick to it.

Edited 2 hours ago by Inliytened1

[Miguel1]

1 hour ago, Inliytened1 said:

Well you didn't have a lot of useful advice. Going up to a girl and telling her you wanna fuck her typically crashes and burns.

I never said that, quite the opposite.

I gave clear tips in the beginning of this thread but you guys were more interested in mental gymnastics.

[Inliytened1]

2 minutes ago, Miguel1 said:

I never said that, quite the opposite.

I gave clear tips in the beginning of this thread but you guys were more interested in mental gymnastics.

Please rehash

 

[Inliytened1]

@Miguel that's just what I thought. Nothing.

[Inliytened1]

@MiguelI've probably fucked more girls than you've been alive  Shit. A lot more. And before you were born. if he has any coaching let's make sure it's not you.

Edited 1 hour ago by Inliytened1

[Inliytened1]

@AION you think we got rid of em or what. 

[Olaf]

I just got a match on tinder with an 8, shit! Should I ask her to come to the bar? She lives only 1km from my home, according to tinder

Edited 1 hour ago by Olaf

[Ulax]

1 hour ago, Inliytened1 said:

Is it?

Yes 

[Ulax]

1 hour ago, Olaf said:

@Ulax Yes I hear leo say something about being God gets pussy or something I don't remember exactly

Hahahaha I saw something like that on one of Leo's blog posts

[Ulax]

1 hour ago, Yimpa said:

Correct. If you cannot pickup a glass and realize that it is God, you are forever deluded. 

Badum tsh'