I want to have sex with a girl this week

[Inliytened1]

Just now, Monster Energy said:

You don’t wanna know 

You're pretty funny man.  I'll give you that.  Now the advice on women? Considering you've already burned the skin off your right hand I'm not sure I wanna take it.

[Monster Energy]

Just now, Inliytened1 said:

You're pretty funny man.  I'll give you that.  Now the advice on women? Considering you've already burned the skin off your right hand I'm not sure I wanna take it.

Just remember, the hand healed. Your dating life might not.

 

[Inliytened1]

2 minutes ago, Monster Energy said:

Just remember, the hand healed. Your dating life might not.

 

Maybe we should take you with us. You're sure to make em laugh. But no cock blocking.

[Monster Energy]

1 minute ago, Inliytened1 said:

Maybe we should take you with us. You're sure to make em laugh. But no cock blocking.

Don’t worry, I’ll stay out of the way. I’ll just be there to watch you fumble the opportunity in real time.

 

[Olaf]

besides the arguments this was a pretty good thread, lets go and do this

[Monster Energy]

Just now, Olaf said:

besides the arguments this was a pretty good thread, lets go and do this

Let me know when you have sex with a ladyboy.

 

[Olaf]

@Monster Energy I will let you know tonight

[Monster Energy]

Just now, Olaf said:

@Monster Energy I will let you know tonight

Thank you 

[Inliytened1]

6 minutes ago, Monster Energy said:

Don’t worry, I’ll stay out of the way. I’ll just be there to watch you fumble the opportunity in real time.

 

Hey..we're clutch.  That means we don't fumble under pressure. 😀😃

Edited 1 hour ago by Inliytened1

[Inliytened1]

3 minutes ago, Olaf said:

@Monster Energy I will let you know tonight

Take the force with you. But don't bring up Star Wars it might weird her out 😀

[Monster Energy]

2 minutes ago, Inliytened1 said:

Hey..we're clutch.  That means we don't fumble under pressure. 😀😃

Alright, Mr. Clutch. Try not to turn this into a highlight reel of bad decisions. 

[Monster Energy]

1 minute ago, Inliytened1 said:

Take the force with you. But don't bring up Star Wars it might weird her out 😀

Girls love Anakin Skywalker because he’s a simp.

 

[Olaf]

@Inliytened1 noted

[Inliytened1]

1 minute ago, Monster Energy said:

Girls love Anakin Skywalker because he’s a simp.

 

He went to the.Dark Side. Women like the bad boys.

Oh yeah..last bit of advice.  Don't try too hard.

[Monster Energy]

Tonight, you’ll find out that Emerald and Natasha lied to you and that I was your real friend all along, hiding in the shadows.

DM me when you’re ready to learn how to attract beautiful women and even get moms flirting with you. It’s a power that can be learned.

 

[Olaf]

@Monster Energy I don't want my mom to flirt with me, but appreciated

[Monster Energy]

2 minutes ago, Inliytened1 said:

He went to the.Dark Side. Women like the bad boys.

Oh yeah..last bit of advice.  Don't try too hard.

I don’t chase. I just show up and see what happens.

 

[Inliytened1]

2 minutes ago, Monster Energy said:

Tonight, you’ll find out that Emerald and Natasha lied to you and that I was your real friend all along, hiding in the shadows.

DM me when you’re ready to learn how to attract beautiful women and even get moms flirting with you. It’s a power that can be learned.

 

Sounds like you're pulling us to the dark side Annakin 🤔

Edited 52 minutes ago by Inliytened1

[Monster Energy]

1 minute ago, Olaf said:

@Monster Energy I don't want my mom to flirt with me, but appreciated

I’ll leave your mom off the list. 

 

[Monster Energy]

2 minutes ago, Inliytened1 said:

Sounds like you're pulling us to the dark side Annakin 🤔

I’m not pulling you. You’re coming willingly