Would anyone be kind enough to do a tarot reading for me?

[Something Funny]

I want to know what lays in my near future. Like within a year from now. Mostly, I am interested in the areas of personal growth (including but not limited to spirituality), career, and romantic relationships.

[Stick]

I did some reading looking at the number of pore in your pfp, what I found out was that Leo gura leaves on a samadhi retreat for a decade and you are appointed interim commander in chief of People's actualized force. You then start to commit horrendous atrocities like banning people for fun and instilling your spiritual dogma like tarot cards upon  us (the netizens of actualized.org). Things get so bad that Leo gura himself has to use his superpowers to see the world outside retreat and ban you.                                                                           Source - I made it up.  

                                                                            Also, please let me know if my writing was good. I am considering writing a novel.

[Something Funny]

@Stickgreat writing, but I want an actual readinggg

[Stick]

Card 1:  How you feel about yourself »

The Moon

You feel confused, vulnerable and full of doubts. However, all is not as it seems. Feel the fear and do it anyway, because all will turn out well. Expect the new and unexpected to show up and welcome it into your life.

Your turbulent emotions are muddying the waters so step back and try to find clarity of mind, no matter how difficult this proves to be. Things may seem tough or confusing but stick with it, it's right for you.

Card 2:  What you want most right now »

The Lovers

The cards suggest that what you most want at this time is to know what choice to make - carry on as you are or take a risk? The risk offers excitement and change and staying as you are- well you know what that has to offer.

Dare to love, dare to live?

Card 3:   Your fears »

Justice

There could be agreements or legal affairs that concern you and you certainly don't want to lose - you feel quite strongly that you are in the right.

Stay calm and level-headed and seek sound counsel if you need to.

Card 4:   What is going for you »

The Hermit

You are instinctively taking time to relax and reflect, drawing on your inner strength and wisdom to guide you through this difficult period in your life.

Time is a great healer, so even if you don't know quite what to do now, you will eventually make the right decision.

The Hermit signals a warning not to make hasty decisions. Make sure you observe a period of rest and recuperation if you have been unwell.

Card 5:   What is going against you »

The World

As always, fear holds us back and so often leads to missed opportunities.

Do not give up or change direction this late in the game just because you have experienced delays.

Stick with your plan, have faith and trust the universe, and you will reach the successful conclusion you are wanting.

Card 6:  The likely outcome »

Death

This is a transformational time for you.

However turbulent or perhaps distressing some of the events in your life may be, endings always leave room for brand new beginnings.

This is a fresh start in life for you, embrace it and live every day as though it were your last - life is for living!


from-https://www.free-tarot-reading.net/

How accurate are the information predicted?

[Something Funny]

10 minutes ago, Stick said:

Card 5:   What is going against you »

The World

Bruh 

[Something Funny]

@Stickyou are the second person who has drawn lovers for me today, interesting...

I woildn't say I feel confused, at least not in the present moment.

I resonate with lovers and hermit description the most, I think.

14 minutes ago, Stick said:

Card 6:  The likely outcome »

Death

I knew it! I am so dead, haha

 

[Something Funny]

@Schizophonia, yo, what did you write? I am curious.

[Stick]

16 minutes ago, Something Funny said:

Bruh 

Perhaps it talking about awakening? Lmao

[Schizophonia]

11 minutes ago, Something Funny said:

@Schizophonia, yo, what did you write? I am curious.

I was saying that I share my mentor's opinion on all these kinds of sciences (astrology, numerology, palm reading, tarot, etc.); I'm against all these paradigms because it's restrictive.

But actually in principle (non duality all that) I'm not against them, It's more of an "yes but".

[Something Funny]

4 minutes ago, Schizophonia said:

I was saying that I share my mentor's opinion on all these kinds of sciences (astrology, numerology, palm reading, tarot, etc.); I'm against all these paradigms because it's restrictive.

But actually in principle (non duality all that) I'm not against them, It's more of an "yes but".

I mostly just enjoy them for fun and out of curiosity. Like personality tests and such.

[Schizophonia]

Just now, Something Funny said:

I mostly just enjoy them for fun and out of curiosity. Like personality tests and such.

Ok

Me i am Gemini with Virgo rising and Moon in Leo, and I have a life path number 7; nice to meet you.

Yes I have aunts in those domains 😏

[Something Funny]

4 minutes ago, Schizophonia said:

Ok

Me i am Gemini with Virgo rising and Moon in Leo, and I have a life path number 7; nice to meet you.

Yes I have aunts in those domains 😏

Haha 

[cetus]

3 hours ago, Something Funny said:

I want to know what lays in my near future.

@Something Funny I did a quick Tarot reading for you on romance and it said 0 lays.

[Something Funny]

@cetusthats because your mom doesnt count 

[cetus]

Just now, Something Funny said:

@cetusthats because your mom doesnt count 

It was just a joke for god's sake. But it did mention something about the only way you could get lucky was in a graveyard.

[cetus]

@Something Funny I could do an I Ching reading for you if you're interested. It doesn't give exact details, but it will give you the energetic atmosphere that surrounds your life at this time. 

[Something Funny]

20 minutes ago, cetus said:

It was just a joke for god's sake.

Exactly.

[NewKidOnTheBlock]

[Hojo]

I think you can do it online. Im not sure a human is needed.