Easy to learn and high paying jobs for dumbasses?

[Emotionalmosquito]

As a virgin, 92 IQ NEET approaching my 30s, this would be the biggest life changer of all time. With a 100k a year job, life would become so beautiful I can’t even comprehend all the possibilities. The incel situation would be 90% fixed, I could go places, do things, afford all the best supplements and snail creams, donate generous amounts to important organizations like MAPS and The Ocean Cleanup, and I could have good lawyers to feel safer with women. 
 

A friend recently suggested respiratory therapy as one of the easier medical fields, but I saw on TikTok some bitch was pissed off because someone told her the same thing only to discover it’s not very easy to learn at all. I asked Grok for some potential paths and it said radiation therapy was another one. But apparently you need to know the biology and the science behind exactly how it works, how to explain things, troubleshoot equipment, etc. So 👎🏻. Anything requiring math or science above a sixth grade level is a hard no go. (Though if anyone knows of something even easier in the medical field let me know)

One thing that might be doable is commercial pilot. The biggest things would be memorizing what all the buttons and switches do, learning emergency protocols, navigating in severe weather, and multitasking: (communicating, flying, keeping an eye on all the different settings to make sure nothing is going haywire) The good thing is they have simulators for most of this and surely I’d be under close supervision of an experienced copilot for my first flights until it becomes second nature.

Another hurdle for learning any of these is getting the money for training. How are you supposed to get that kind of funding if you don’t have it in the first place? I fear loans because debt can pile up quick and it would suck enormous gorilla nuts to be a few tens of thousands of dollars in only to realize the job will never be possible for you 💀 🔫 

If anyone’s in a similar position or has ideas, let me hear it 

[Michael569]

@Emotionalmosquito if you close your eyes for a few minutes and switch off your "money filter" what do you hear?

What sort of direction calls you in life? Does any type of living beckon more than another?

Getting laid and making cash is nice but in the grand scheme of things it will never satisfy you. You'll always be looking beyond.

Instead of thinking of ways to grab quick buck, consider ways you would need to navigate the next 10 years to start heading towards the life you want. 

Practically speaking you may need to get a 9-5 to acquire the initial capital to then invest in your training while you transition to the thing that's most meaningful to you. That's how many people go about it.

Edited Thursday at 06:35 AM by Michael569

[SwiftQuill]

First off your attitude of "I don't want anything hard or complicated" is very problematic.

99% of jobs are difficult. Working at McDonald's might not be intellectually difficult but you need to keep track of customer orders and ingredients and be fast. Wanting an easy job is a terrible strategy in life.

Now as for suggestions, I'd say go into a trade school. Learn mechanics, or electricity, or plumbing. These seem to me the best low stress jobs that don't require a college degree.

You can also learn systems admin. Like how to install VPNs, protect files with passwords, create emails, work with Linux and windows.

But again, all these jobs require some form of skill learning.

Also don't expect you'll stop being an incel just because of your job. You'll still need to work out, improve social skills, get a large circle of friends, and be rejected by women like 1000 times. If you think the job market is fucked then the dating market is 100x worse.

Edited Thursday at 12:31 PM by SwiftQuill

[integral]

Become a finance advisor on YouTube.

It has the highest payout for advertisement revenue, and all you gotta do is pretend you know what you’re talking about on camera and have some video editing skills. And you could probably just get ChatGPT to give you all the finance bullshit wisdom you need.

Make sure you sell at least one course and have a good personality

Edited Thursday at 01:16 PM by integral

[SwiftQuill]

5 minutes ago, integral said:

Become a finance advisor on YouTube.

It has the highest payout for advertisement revenue, and all you gotta do is pretend you know what you’re talking about on camera and have some video editing skills. And you could probably just get ChatGPT to give you all the finance bullshit wisdom you need.

Make sure you sell at least one course and have a good personality

You're actually suggesting him to become a grifter? You can't be serious.

[Emotionalmosquito]

18 hours ago, SwiftQuill said:

and be rejected by women like 1000 times. If you think the job market is fucked then the dating market is 100x worse.

We’ve entered an age where genuinely decent guys have to face literally thousands of rejections just to land a few girlfriend experiences at best. Explain to me again how women aren’t mostly at fault for this? On a side note, I asked grok to lay me out a pickup plan based on government techniques used to train spies to quickly enter relationships to get info. Since I’m stuck in this bullshit 60k pop town with no possible avenues of escape without a high paying job, this might be my golden ticket. Because the cia isn’t sending trainees on thousands of real life approaches to learn their game. They teach maximum efficiency. 
 

As for you saying my resistance to difficulty is problematic. Well, I’m a slow learner to put things nicely. I will no doubt get fired for taking too long on stuff others pick up right away, and fuck things up, etc. Being too stupid to function as effectively as most others while still smart enough to be fully aware of it is one of the cruelest life curses I wouldn’t wish on anyone. I need a professional job with lots and lots of training and support to start out so I can learn it. Not to mention TONS of patience from my poor trainers.

[Emotionalmosquito]

17 hours ago, SwiftQuill said:

You're actually suggesting him to become a grifter? You can't be serious.

I have no issue at all with grifting as long as it’s actually within my cognitive abilities 

[SwiftQuill]

1 hour ago, Emotionalmosquito said:

We’ve entered an age where genuinely decent guys have to face literally thousands of rejections just to land a few girlfriend experiences at best. Explain to me again how women aren’t mostly at fault for this? On a side note, I asked grok to lay me out a pickup plan based on government techniques used to train spies to quickly enter relationships to get info. Since I’m stuck in this bullshit 60k pop town with no possible avenues of escape without a high paying job, this might be my golden ticket. Because the cia isn’t sending trainees on thousands of real life approaches to learn their game. They teach maximum efficiency. 
 

As for you saying my resistance to difficulty is problematic. Well, I’m a slow learner to put things nicely. I will no doubt get fired for taking too long on stuff others pick up right away, and fuck things up, etc. Being too stupid to function as effectively as most others while still smart enough to be fully aware of it is one of the cruelest life curses I wouldn’t wish on anyone. I need a professional job with lots and lots of training and support to start out so I can learn it. Not to mention TONS of patience from my poor trainers.

Putting the blame on women does nothing to solve the issue. Besides, if I were a 5/10 Becky who has chads messaging her all the time on social media, plus being brainwashed by late stage feminism, it's no wonder the situation has become like this.

There are other groups of people I would blame more than women. But I won't get into that.

As for grifting, the thing is that it attracts bad luck. It can send you in a bad path. And besides that, even to become a grifter requires skill. You need to learn to edit videos, be charismatic, all of that. So you might as well put the same amount of effort into a non grifting career.

[Puer Aeternus]

Maaaaate. @Emotionalmosquito

 

Hold yer horses there boss. I think this really goes deeper than just getting a nice paying job! That's certainly an ingredient to the solution. But you're missing that secret sauce sir.

 

It seems like you have a good amount of emotionally baggage, that will be sticking with you on the ride even if you start making racks and rolling in dough. I meannnn, maaaaate what's this.

 

On 5/15/2025 at 1:23 AM, Emotionalmosquito said:

I could have good lawyers to feel safer with women. 

And this.

22 hours ago, Emotionalmosquito said:

We’ve entered an age where genuinely decent guys have to face literally thousands of rejections just to land a few girlfriend experiences at best. Explain to me again how women aren’t mostly at fault for this?

Like, where you hearing about this information? Are you directly experiencing it or is some guy telling you it online? Genuinely, where ya hearing it from?

 

See, I used to be on the black pill. It's a tough place to be at! OmG women would never be attracted to me, I'm so ugly. It just is what it is and I'll never be loved like that. Took on many of the same ideas you probably have. Really I was just insecure, afraid of rejection, and not confident in who I was or expressing myself. 

 

Cause with time, I just found out it wasn't true. I mean, I'm uuuuuggggglyyyyy. Well, not that ugly but definitely medium-ugly and definitely pretty broke. Walking down public streets I don't inspire any geysers. Yet, enough women have become naturally attracted to me over the years for me to realize my black pill ideology wasn't real, I was the problem. These faulty beliefs in my head, the trauma of it all.

 

Not every girl is looking for Chad with a six figure income. You don't need to go through thousands of women to find one that will want to love and bang the fuck out of ya! Sure, make more bread. Up your appearance game. It helps, but don't forget to work on the other stuff.

 

Cause if you got that bread, but you're still walking around with that incel voice in your head. Then you're going to scare the hoes away!! Because it just isn't true and shows them you won't be able to understand what their true intentions are, only that you see this corrupted incel image of what women are in your head.

 

Start deconstructing! Find out how your psychological problems tie into this all?🙏 I promise it's not all true! It's really tough stuff but you got this.

 

 

[Natasha Tori Maru]

@Puer Aeternus

Straight to the heart of the problem with a glass knife - great advice!

The inner voice is an echo chamber of misery, no companion there to speak out against it

[Natasha Tori Maru]

@Emotionalmosquito

I might suggest a trade in the services industry - fire, electrical, mechanical, plumbing. Not too late at all. I love the services subcontractors I work with, and they aren't the sharpest lot. But you don't have to be. As long as you can read a plan and install the fixtures 'sprinkler here, smoke detector there' you can make great money. In part because you are being compensated for physical work.

[Thought Art]

Tree Planting

[NewKidOnTheBlock]

Reality check: if you try hard, you might make a half of that ammount (assumming you live in US where all the wages are higher as opposed to other countries)

Also, seek help LUL