Witness The Unthinkable

[ivankiss]

If you behave, I might throw you a picture of one of my meals, or even, an entire recipe to one of my magnificent dishes.

Patience. 

For now, I'll throw some basic ingredients at you...

Eggs. Of course. Lots of eggs. Tons of meat. White, red, crispy, bloody. All kinds. And some fish too, of course. Pasta. So much pasta. Bread. Cheese. All kinds of awesome cheese. Avocado. I know you love that one. Potato. Spinach. Zucchini. Capsicum. Tomato. Onions. Garlic. Ginger. Basic spices.

Lemons. Mandarines. Bananas. Shit ton of bananas. Apples. Blueberries. And fucking pistachio, of course. 

Cookies, brownies, ice coffee and chocolate milk. 

 

[ivankiss]

Lifting heavy but not with my ego. 

If I can lift it more than 8 times in a row, it's too light. If I can't lift it at least 7 times in a row, it's too heavy. 

[ivankiss]

New routine should look something like this: 8hrs sleep, 30min meditation, 30min stretching, 1hr cooking, 9hr work, 1hr gym, and the rest is free time. 

 

[ivankiss]

Taking a short pause with music. Playing the guitar, loving it, but not composing anything seriously. 

I'm focused almost exclusively on money and fitness right now. 

[ivankiss]

Abundance. Clarity. Peace. 

Yum. 

[ivankiss]

I'm not antisocial. Not at all. I'm really good at it, actually, when I feel like it. It's just that I'm a fucking alien, ok. I cannot truly relate to anybody, and no one can relate to me. It's really hard for us to find common ground. Especially if you live a boring, ordinary, meaningless and purposeless life. If you don't dream. If you don't strive. If you don't bleed or can't let out a tear. 

It's not because of Leo, I swear. But from a distance, I find most people to be kind of retarded. Lost. Crazy. Cruel. Twisted. Deceptive. And they're giving their best to hide or mask that fact. Distract themselves from it. Avoid that shame. That guilt. That bottomless pit. It's a full time job. 

 

[ivankiss]

I absofuckinglutely love being alone. Fuck all of you idiots.

It's powerful. It's peaceful. It's filled with infinite possibilities. Endless love and limitless dreams. 

 

[ivankiss]

Haha jk, we'll hang later, once I'm done being too cool for you to approach me without feeling intimidated or being triggered. 

Once I've completed this epic mission. I'll invite some of you to my party, I promise. 

[ivankiss]

What an epic win of a day. 

[ivankiss]

I lived out at least 13 lifetimes in these past 6 months only, I kid you not. 

I'm looking a bit worn out, but don't worry, it's part of my ultimate trick. I'm about to start aging in reverse, any moment now. Promise. 

 

Edited June 2 by ivankiss

[ivankiss]

Behold... The magician. 

[ivankiss]

I heard you liked angelic numbers and other stupid hippy shit, so I put some 111s inside of your 333s, so you can 555 while you 6 6 6.

Polyrhythmic salvation. 

[ivankiss]

Jk it's common knowledge that you cannot be enlightened if you do not secretly talk to crystals and have at least 3 differently sized dream catchers hanging somewhere in your hippy little hobbit hole. 

 

[ivankiss]

BRB must polish my chakras real quick. 

[ivankiss]

Hold my kundalini. 

[ivankiss]

Haha I'm sorry, I'm not picking at you, I'm picking at your false clowny spiritual identity. 

[ivankiss]

The idea is to be cocky and arrogant now while I'm still poor, and then be humble and generous when I become super rich. 

Balance and stuff. 

[ivankiss]

At this point, my horse is so high, I can't even see all you peasants down there. 

[ivankiss]

Haha I swear I'm trying my best to be as narcissistic and as grandiose as possible, and it doesn't go much further than this. 

[ivankiss]

Literally no one has made this jump with me. Not a single soul. 

Most of you have eliminated your own selves, without me even doing much of anything. And some of you I had to cut off, using brute force. 

Two or three of you still have access, but it's clear as day that you are not going anywhere anytime soon. You are staying exactly where you are. All you can do, is watch. Because I let you. 

And if you think I'm all alone on the top of this mountain because I'm actually a giant asshole... Well... I'll give you another chance to think about it a bit harder, very soon. Promise.