Life Coach

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  1. @JustinS thanks man. this sounds scary as fuck. But of course your technique is worth trying. I wonder if I am able to take a nap during mid day
  2. Killcam, then respawn countdown. Use the time to flame the team bro
  3. Mooji my bro knows whats up. Who are those people...who still worry? ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) That's so "yesterday" You had a chance to live this life on this planet, to play out this dank illusion, to enjoy the material play. And yet you still have nothing better to do than worrying? Your big picture of life must really be small when you worry all the time. There is nothing to worry about. One could even fall on their knees and just be thankful and cry from joy just because one is alive. Yet people are not thankful, instead they are full of worry. Even in self development and spiritual circles. Just relax, treat yourself a coke and a burger (from burger king of course), or whatever guilty pleasure you have and enjoy it. For once don't worry about negative effects or being unhealthy. Most health problems come from your mindset and from worries and stress anyway. You are here to enjoy and saviour life, you lucky bastard. Enjoy it, treat yourself and stop worrying.
  4. I agree. From personal experience I can tell you that nature has a big healing effect (well at least on me), this is why you find me taking a long walk in nature at least once a week. Also you get more creative, that's true. I get my best ideas when I am taking a walk in nature. It's wonderful being in nature, and I love it. Nature is absolutely magnificent, it is a healing temple. I can literally feel the high vibrations in nature, it's like life itself. You won't find this miracle in town or like in a empty, cut down field.
  5. Also I humbly apologize. I see that I have been troubling this place way too much, and I now pledge to stop it. Yesterday I finally created my very first youtube video ever, which was a very exiting step, and now I will work hard on creating and expanding my channel and my content (and my business in general). I shall leave this place and let you all finally rest in peace. I won't tell my channel here, but if you ever run upon the best video ever and you strangly resonate and feel that it is me, give it a like to support me. Thanks for enduring me so long on this forum, and cheers.
  6. Of course, you can't (or better shouldn't) hide it deep down like I do with all my issues...this creates only more issues. Embrace it, face it, love your shadow side. Then it actually will get better.
  7. I personally don't like to cuddle with other person. I just don't find human touch comfortable, however I like to cuddle animals and touch them all day long. Especially cats and mice and all that soft furry cute stuff. The only people I ever cuddled with were my ex girlfriends and even then it was only 50% nice and 50% pretty annoying.
  8. Somehow this reminds me of mad max and the wasteland psychos
  9. One night stands all the way. Make sure you always end up at her place and she never finds out where you live, or your actual real name. Leave before she wakes up in the morning.
  10. That's a good point. You doubt yourself, you think you will change once you have the freedom? Well maybe Leo actually should try it out and we take a look at what becomes of you. Personally I don't think I would change much, because I already don't give too much fuck right now. I say it how I see it and how I feel it, no matter if I offend anyone here or if I make a fool out of myself. But for some other it might actually give more freedom to speak their truth. Then we would see inside what really hides in the people here.
  11. Obviously still the same advanced people would be on this site, lmao. And it would have different looks than 4chan. Imagine this forum but without avatars and names and also no reputation (which is the silliest thing ever)
  12. Because Leo just took a template for a forum and copy pasted in to his website with maybe a few adjustments. He did not create a whole new outlay for himself. That's why we have avatars and names and reputation and post count and so on. Yeah it's pretty counter intuitive for such a place, maybe a mechanic of the likes of 4chan would be better, where all is just anonymous. Leo could still appear as the admin, but everyone else as anonymous. He also could still ban everyone who disturbs the forum too much.
  13. Seeing that my ego would come to an end soon, I would let it wreck havoc in the material world as heavy as it wants. One last playtime...because I am such a loving parent to my ego.
  14. @ajasatya thank you for sharing this. I pray that you stay unharmed on your journey since I cannot convince you to stop this madness.
  15. This is female nature. Accept it and get used to it, then you can decide if you wanna deal with it or not. You most likely will never find a woman who is unlike the others. The female nature is nicely described in "Way of the superior man", however the author overglorifies it way to much in my oppinion. He pretends like female nature is so fucking awesome, while when we have a honest look at it we find that it sucks. It's too emotional, it lacks values, it's shallow, it just sucks. No amount of sugarcoating can hide this. Once you get over your hornyness and your thirst for pussy and you see things clear you realize that women are just silly children, a lot of them are naturally evil, and they aren't really worth the sweat.
  16. I voted for him. Do you worry about me? I worry about the people who voted for the other choice. Have you seen them protesting and rioting? They are insane. They scare me.
  17. All was well and good until I read the dreaded words. "I'm getting married." You don't need to ask for forgiveness for all that stuff that you asked it for, because that's human nature, I understand that we don't know what we are doing, but you shall only ask for forgiveness for one thing: Getting married. I don't know if I can forgive you for this. I think you should damn well know what you are doing. And I am saying this because I love you too and I love all the men who got fucked over in marriage. I care. You understand that in marriage, all your belongings and all your cash goes to the wife? Even if you have nothing. And if you are a minimalist and you can't pay the attorneys, alimony and child support you will go to prison. When you get married, you lose all your rights, you are no longer a human being in this world. I am worried for you, for I have seen a lot of men who are absolutely miserable, who went to jail and who killed themselves because their wifes destroyed their lives. I see it everywhere, even with my own eyes, not only from stories. Don't do this, the legal contract is of no use to you, you can still live with a woman if you like her and be together, just don't get married. I am now worried and I hope I can convince you to stop this madness as long as you can. Don't think your woman is special, unique, or somehow pure of heart. When you are married, things will change, and she will use all the legal power she got to absolutely destory you. If you wish I can give you a thousand times a thousand stories of men who got broken, who lost their children and everything and who have to pay cash to their ex wifes for the rest of their lives. Some couldn't afford it and now rot in jail, some couldn't take it and killed themselves. I don't think they were bad men. You will not be able to be a monk in peace when you have to work 24/7 in order to not go to jail. This contract is obsolete, live in peace and be free, but don't bind yourself.
  18. This is gold right here. That's the secret power of all the spiritual people. 1.Be arrogant enough to assume what society needs most in your humble and uneducated oppinion. 2. Visualize it. This way you will make sure 100000000% that the world actually get's it. Hell even trying to fathom this enlightened concept already made my life and everyone elses life on this planet like a billion times better. This is why enlightened and spiritual people are literally the bestest people on the whole planet. They are so inspirational to me that I created my own online guide which I will sell for 2000$, but you guys can have a glimpse at it for completely free! Limited offer! Aaaaaaaaand here it is!! Ze Enlightened Guide to better ze Worlde: 1.Sit and think 2.Do nothing in real life to at least try to make the world a better place or to help people 3.Remember, as long as you are happy and at peace, the world is perfect and as it should be. 4.It's all about you and your comfort. Keep sitting and dreaming, you are healing the world. 5.Become a monk when shits gets too hard, after all it's all about you, and because you should live forever in ignorance and never have to face the actual real world this backup plan is mandatory for every lightworker. Don't ever try to face real problems...or reality itself, because this would ruin your good mood. You can't dream heaven into existence with bad mood. 6.Listen to gurus who claim the world is just and illusion and pure love at the same time, and that the world is already 100% perfect as it is. This will reinforce you in your mission to sit and do nothing. It will keep you personally in your comfortzone while the actual world goes to shit. There it is, hundrets of hours of work went into this guide. And I changed my mind, I charge you 2000 bucks for it. Don't forget, it's worth it if it's a self-help product. Just because it's a self help product. Ok ok, I give you a bonus lesson right here, right now, for free. Just because you are all so important to me. The magical number 7.Create your own online product or seminar or book and charge hefty for it. Don't care if already a thousand other people created the same content for free. After all nobody gonna know how much of a spiritual master you are if you don't have a thousand dollar product to sell to people who don't have the money but need it the most. Justify it with the phrase "You are abundand, so get the cash and pay for it, it's a self help product after all, it's the only thing that is worth buying anyway." Don't worry about the content of the product, it's just info you found from other spiritual gurus anyway. Don't make anything new up, don't even try. You will fail at this task. This product will rip off enough cash from miserable deperate people who need the cash for far more important stuff but who are so gullible that they willingly swallow ever glimpse of hope you throw at them so that you forever have a selfish and comfortable lifestyle..aka enlightened lifestyle with only sitting and dreaming your whole life. Just by sharing this glorious information I made the world a magnificent place. Thank me later...with your cash tho.
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  20. -Being in nature (forest, mountain or beach) -Being with my bros (family) -Sometimes just thinking about being alive and having so much makes me smile, while I could have gotten nothing and could be even dead by now.
  21. My lower self is also my higher self...think about that. There is no higher or lower self, there is not even a self. At least I heard some rumors about that
  22. Probably both, but heavy on the numbing. I am sure I would cry like a bitch for hours when my pet that I love dies. But then I would be at peace at it having the knoweldge I know about death being an illusion. I don't know if you are really zen or if this is just a defense mechanism of your ego to try and deny the loss. Or maybe you just weren't really attached to the animal to beginn with...oh yeah, suprise! A third option appears.
  23. Just don't. This is weak shit, it will make you look pathetic in any girls eyes in under one second. You gotta find out by yourself where you fucked up because you will never get this out of a girl. And even if she has enough mercy with you and actually replies, you can't even trust her reply because most girls themselves have no idea what turns them off or even on. Get on the C-Train and start learning from the best. https://www.youtube.com/user/coachcoreywayne
  24. I haven't seen such a thing yet, and I can't imagine parcticing unconditional B-Love in an intimate relationship. It kind off is out of this world. But anytime I look at people who claim stuff like this, and every time I look at so called enlightened people I think they are out of this world too. I don't know if I ever want to become such a person. I'd rather practice the C love, named after the great Coach Corey Wayne. It's a mix between D and B love. No neediness, no drama, no codependency, but you still won't take shit from your partner and expect mutual effort and respect in the relationship.
  25. Both are the same thing. In both cases you are just lucid dreaming. There is no such thing as astral projection, it's called lucid dream. It's literally the same