Bazooka Jesus

Form is always shifting. Everything is pure light.

Uh, how do I sound in your head? Do I have a sexy deep masculine voice, or is it more like Krusty the Clown? But yeah, that dude right there sounds like Emperor Palpatine with throat cancer. Ugh.

Thanks! 🙏 It's already a good story... let's see what the second chapter will be like.

Darkness = toned down light. Without darkness, God could not experience itself. No darkness = no form = no experience.

Ever heard of that one? This should be right up your alley, mylady.

You know you're living in the end times when Ben Shapiro starts rapping. I think I'll buy an umbrella, just in case it starts raining frogs tomorrow.

Yes, I think so too. It's pretty remarkable what a steady practice of gratitude and openness to the universe can bring our way... and I think it's also this country here. A musician living in Goa told me at the beginning of my trip that manifestation is more immediate and rapid in India than it bis in Europe; and look at me... first I get chased by wild bison and then by pretty Italian girls, heh! What a wild place. Mmmmmm, how intriguing! Intended or not, I certainly feel flattered.

For what it's worth, I lol'd.

@Princess Arabia Nah, it's not just her looks. When we met at the party, I thought "hmm, cute girl", but I wasn't totally swept of my feet or anything. It was only once we started texting and she really revealed her personality that she truly became gorgeous in my eyes... for me, the personality is always where the true beauty lies. That's why I keep telling you that men are not quite as primitive in regard to female attraction as even they themselves sometimes think they are. Good looks alone are not everything; not by a long shot! It's only her feminine charisma that makes a woman truly glow... and my Italian bambina is a little firebird of charm, hehehe.

Hehehe... sometimes I really have to hold back when we're texting, lol. A few times now I got this close to telling her that I cannot stop looking at the selfie she sent me and how crazy gorgeous she is, gah!

Omg she is do sweet... we keep texting and texting and texting... I swear, this girl is the cutest thing ever. @Princess Arabia I've already caught myself wondering what our kids would look like. Is that a bad sign?

Yeah, no.

The funny thing is that the way to non-doership usually leads over the bridge of concentration exercise... just sitting down and "trying" to do nothing doesn't really work for most people. But concentration is just a means to an end, not the end itself; paradoxically, the true meditative state is the very opposite of focus aka. mental tunnel vision... if anything, it is a focussing on EVERYTHING simultaneously. I always like to give the analogy of a beach ball that is swimming on the surface of the water; in this analogy, the beach ball is your awareness and the water ego consciousness. In order to get the ball out of the water, it's usually not enough to just relax and wait for it to fly upwards; you might need to push it below the water surface - which is going to require some gentle effort - and hold it there for a while (=> concentration), and then when you let it go... swoooosh, it's going to jump into the air like a rocket. So in that sense, concentration really only serves as a tool for getting you into a state of effortless de-concentration. Kind of like how Alan Watts said that the best way to transcend the ego is to take its dogged determination to the ultimate extreme until it collapses under its own pressure (which is in essence what the whole pursuit of spirituality is all about)... or in the poetic words of William Blake: The fool who persists in his follies will become wise.

A man can choose what he wants but not want what he wants. - Arthur Schopenhauer - In other words: You don't have (free) will. WILL HAS YOU.

Indeed.

Who says that there is someone making choices? When a raindrop falls to the ground, does it happen because the drop chose to do it?

Word, brother. Those fake ass wannabe Jesus freaks can kiss my messianic butt! Now if you excuse me, I've got some lepers to heal. Peace out.

@Princess Arabia It makes it practicaply impossible for me to take anything you throw at me personally. When someone says something less than flattering about my ramblings, I don't really know who the recipient of the criticism is supposed to be... in most cases I'll probably just laugh and nod in silent agreement.

This is a good one.

I swear I saw an elephant yesterday on the road... the whole shebang! Where is my enlightenment certificate?

Heh, that happens to me a lot too. Sometimes I re-read my own posts and I'm like... wait a minute, where the heck did that come from? Certainly not from my dumbass, that much is for sure!

Yeah... that'd just be silly.

@Water by the River Meh. How is that kind of talk going to help anyone selling their (future) god realization courses? Not everyone is content with selling a bunch of water to gullible scuba divers, y'know?

This is unintentional comedy gold.

I am also tremendously grateful for Nothing. It's the best thing ever! 🕉