practicing material

[Olaf]

This is my way of practicing right now, I just come up with shit tests to pass, push pull, pull push, push pull push, pull push pull, tease, flirt, assumptions, observational conversation material. I write down what comes to mind so that when I am in the field approaching I can come up with things on the spot, training the muscle not in the field, but outside it and then let go and be more authentic when out approaching, forgetting about theory.

 

shit tests:
what? - I said that you look like lady gaga
your ugly - thank you <3
what you want? - I want to marry a granny 
what do you do? - I am a stripper
guess - I am bad at guessing
you are stupid - thank you that is very intelligent of you, appreciated
you can't handle all this - your right, its too crazy
I have a boyfriend - I don't care

push pull
you look horrible to be so cute
you are awful, stop flirting I am shy
you are crazy, I love you
you are stupid, I love stupid girls
you are masculine, but I will be gay for you
you are bad, like a sexy bad buny
you look jealous, it turns me on
you have such a bad vibe, that it actually makes me smile
you have allot of pain, I will heal you with my words
you look homeless, I love crackheads, matched made in heaven

pull push
what a cutie, so horrible
I have to say you are a good listener and a horrible writer
you so good for me, you could be my nurse
you are amazing, you should be dating grandpas
I feel a connection with you, so I am gonna leave

push pull push
you look horrible, like a sweetheart, that is exhausted and tired
you are so sick, that it is healing, keep your distance so I don't catch the flu

pull push pull
you are so cute, like an old panda, but instead your young and innocent

tease
Oh, you're wearing that shirt again? Is it your lucky shirt or do you just own five of them?
You have that look in your eye. What are you plotting?
Are you always this high-maintenance, or am I just lucky today?
are you always this funny, or you trying for me?
behind that smile, what crime are you planning on?

flirt
you’re a total troublemaker, but I kind of like it
You think you're pretty funny, don't you?
We are completely different, this is never going to work.
we are like opposites, we will be too far apart
you think you are the shit, right?
you are bad for me, but I am into bad decisions
 

assumptions
you look like you are from The Lion King movie, like the little lion, aww I see it now
you look like you are a diamond who is hidden in the jungle by tarzan, wow
you look like you are a gold digger that is so friendly that she will give the money to the poor
you look like your hobby is metal detecting and yelling at your grandpa
you look like you have fallen out of heaven and now are trying to fly back without the wings
you look like you had a very confusing childhood, so you decided to live in 5 different countries

observational conversational material
that shirt is soo blue, it blinds my eyes
he is eating an apple, damn now I am hungry, I one time stole an apple, crazy
that coffee is getting colder and colder, at some point they can call it an ice coffee

Edited Tuesday at 07:39 AM by Olaf

[Ulax]

Its a red flag but here is some of what I used to become the most attractive member of the forum.

Tease

You have the most Joe Biden facial expressions

I think you might be the girl my mother warned me about

Push-pull

You look like trouble in the most adorable way

You're cute, you remind me of a sassy squirrel (used that one on Yeti)

You're lowkey adorable

I love your look. Its great your trying to bring the 90s back

You're actually not retarded. Its refreshing.

You're not actually totally boring.

I'm not sure we're gonna get along.

You're so cute, you're like a nerdy cartoon character

Part of me loves you, part of me wants to run away

Please stop being so cute, it’s distracting

That is an interesting shirt choice

That is a bold choice of shoes

Cocky

Life is hard for attractive people like us

Its a red flag but (INSERT BRAG)

Its bad but (INSERT BRAG) (Used this on Olaf)

Edited 8 hours ago by Ulax

[Olaf]

@Ulax niceee!!!

[Ulax]

38 minutes ago, Olaf said:

@Ulax niceee!!!

Keep the compliments coming 

(^ Cocky reply to compliments. Also, I say "I know", or "More compliments please")

[Olaf]

@Ulax your a king

[Ulax]

Just now, Olaf said:

@Ulax your a king

 

[Rafael Thundercat]

Oh God, any of this really worked? For me I dont have any of this stuff. I improvise in the moment being very present in the moment. Let the spirit guide you.

[Ulax]

23 minutes ago, Rafael Thundercat said:

Oh God, any of this really worked? For me I dont have any of this stuff. I improvise in the moment being very present in the moment. Let the spirit guide you.

Glad you see us as gods  

[Olaf]

@Ulax your getting better at this

[Ulax]

Just now, Olaf said:

@Ulax your getting better at this

Flattered you see me as going from world-class to legendary 

[Olaf]

@Ulax how is approaching going?

[Ulax]

2 minutes ago, Olaf said:

@Ulax how is approaching going?

Is mixed atm. You?

[Olaf]

@Ulax checkout my last post, there I wrote down about today. How is london for approaching?

[Ulax]

@Olaf Respect for doing 40.

I love London for approaching but I've never had my own place there.