Where have you fucked a girl?

[Mellowmarsh]

23 minutes ago, Inliytened1 said:

@MellowmarshTook you a while to get over here, guess you didn't have the guy driving you in the ferrari

 

Btw, it’s a Maserati not a Ferrari. 

[Joseph Maynor]

6 minutes ago, LordFall said:

Debates about sex remind you of mac and cheese?

You're a kinky one that's for sure 

It kinda does remind me of experiencing a great meal.  

[Inliytened1]

Just now, Mellowmarsh said:

Btw, it’s a Maserati not a Ferrari. 

It should have been a Bugatti to be honest.  Fuck a Maserati.

[Mellowmarsh]

3 minutes ago, Inliytened1 said:

Hahah....loving this.  Yeah, there is not a ton of difference when it comes to me, fun and fungi! 

You get the whole package with me!

Yeah, me same. And yeah you’re right, I’m a bit stiff at times, but aren’t we all. 😉 We’re all a bit nuts here, just a big sack of balls having a ball, if you dare, that is. 😊

[Inliytened1]

1 minute ago, Mellowmarsh said:

Yeah, me same. And yeah you’re right, I’m a bit stiff at times, but aren’t we all. 😉 We’re all a bit nuts here, just a big sack of balls having a ball, if you dare, that is. 😊

Well I seemed to have loosened you up a lot, so I take it all back!

[Mellowmarsh]

3 minutes ago, Inliytened1 said:

Fuck a Maserati.

Hell Yeah. 🥵Now that’s what I’m talking about. 

[Joseph Maynor]

I don't even have a car, so what am I?

[Inliytened1]

Just now, Joseph Maynor said:

I don't even have a car, so what am I?

Screwed

 

[Inliytened1]

@LordFall You see this is how it's done.  You rope her in with humor.  Gotta be funny.

[Joseph Maynor]

1 minute ago, Inliytened1 said:

Screwed

 

Actually quite the reverse lol.  

[Jirh]

28 minutes ago, Inliytened1 said:

i'll take whatever I can get at this point.

Then why are you here wasting everybody's time, embarrassing yourself, and offending women?!

Go and have sex. Try cold approaching if your social circle sucks. Or hire an escort if you're really desperate. Or as a last resort, go to a gay bar if you're even more desperate.

[Mellowmarsh]

3 minutes ago, Inliytened1 said:

Well I seemed to have loosened you up a lot, so I take it all back!

The loose in me honours and greets the loose in you. Ha! 

[Inliytened1]

1 minute ago, Jirh said:

Then why are you here wasting everybody's time, embarrassing yourself, and offending women?!

Go and have sex. Try cold approaching if your social circle sucks. Or hire an escort if you're really desperate. Or as a last resort, go to a gay bar if you're even more desperate.

I don't think I'm wasting eveyrone's time, I mean, you're here reading the thread, and you got a kick out of it.  So I'd say it's a worthy cause.  Lighten up

 

Edited 1 hour ago by Inliytened1

[Inliytened1]

1 minute ago, Mellowmarsh said:

The loose in me honours and greets the loose in you. Ha! 

Damn OK you're gonna get me excited if you keep sweet talkin' me

 

[Jirh]

@Inliytened1 You are wasting everybody's time. I regret skimming through it. Wasn't worth it at all.

[Joseph Maynor]

2 minutes ago, Jirh said:

. Try cold approaching 

Has anyone here actually tried to cold approach someone?  

[Inliytened1]

Just now, Jirh said:

@Inliytened1 You are wasting everybody's time. I regret skimming through it. Wasn't worth it at all.

lighten up or sign off.  Mellow here is having a good time with it, so why can't you?  Stop being such a sourpuss

[Inliytened1]

@Jirh Yeah, it's fucking amazing isn't it. I even get them online.

[Mellowmarsh]

3 minutes ago, Inliytened1 said:

Damn OK you're gonna get me excited if you keep sweet talkin' me

 

It’s been a pleasure talking to you. I adore the male of the human species, I personally think they are magnificent beasts to look at. I love men. I adore them all. It’s my biological programming to love you. Like I love the baby that pops out of my body, I love the seeder who planted it, and I love kittens and puppies, snails and worms, and all sorts of creepy crawlers and all that kind of stuff, it’s all love. Yum yum. 🤫

[Inliytened1]

1 minute ago, Mellowmarsh said:

It’s been a pleasure talking to you. I adore the male of the human species, I personally think they are magnificent beasts to look at. I love men. I adore them all. It’s my biological programming to love you. Like I love the baby that pops out of my body, I love the seeder who planted it, and I love kittens and puppies, snails and worms, and all sorts of creepy crawlers and all that kind of stuff, it’s all love. Yum yum. 🤫

Fuck yeah yum yum.  It's nice to see you come out of your shell.  It's really nice.