Funnydosing

[theleelajoker]

You know microdosing, right? Taking so little that you practically don't feel it.

You know macrodosing. Taking so much that you can't NOT feel it. Can keep you from being functional for a while, though. 

I introduce "funnydosing". New word, new way of approaching a day. It's my new hobby

How does it work?

I feel the substance (shrooms in my case) , but I am still very functional. Everything just gets lighter and funnier.

Ordering a coffee? Man, what a fun! Nothing about a little chat with the barista. 

Smiling at random strangers at the train station? Love it. Enjoying either the smile you get back, or continue smiling about the irritated look you created on their face. 

Taking things personal? Impossible.

Enjoying the little things such as a good song or the sun on your skin? Nice. 

Say something completely strange with such seriousness that people simply don't know what to make out of you. "I wonder how it would be to live together with two chickens and an alligator"

What you aim for

The goal of funnydosing is to make the day the best experience possible. Do everyday stuff, interact, do whatever you would do sober. Plus some extra, simply because you feel that lightness in your step.

Be a little bit cringe, but have so much fun while doing it that other people join the cringyness.  Or if not, make them get this particular look on their face 👀 This look that says "I want what he has"

Enjoy 

Edited 3 hours ago by theleelajoker

[Leo Gura]

Giga-dosing: taking so much you are blind.

[theleelajoker]

3 minutes ago, Leo Gura said:

Giga-dosing: taking so much you are blind.

What would be the best time and place to do that? 🤩

[Leo Gura]

Cringe-dosing: taking so much you make a complete ass of yourself in public.

[theleelajoker]

16 minutes ago, Leo Gura said:

Cringe-dosing: taking so much you make a complete ass of yourself in public.

Few weeks ago, I took a bigger dosis with a friend. After few hours we became hungry and went to a restaurant. 

He remained pretty normal. However, I started to laugh at some point. Turned into a uncontrollable burst of laughter that made it incredibly hard for me to communicate my order to the waitress.  After a while, I managed this. But could not stop laughing. Asked to AI to re-create the scene hehe .

We decided to go to a bar afterwards. My friend looked at me and said: "Regarding girls tonight, I am curious how that will go. I believe there are only two directions for you: Either this will go VERY WELL. Or this will go VERY VERY BAD. 🤣🤣🤣

 

Edited 3 hours ago by theleelajoker

[Leo Gura]

Oh, I know how much you guys love to cringe-dose.

[theleelajoker]

Was the best night of the whole month.

In the second bar, my friend turned into the most charming and entertaining man alive. I left him alone for few moments and when I came back suddenly he was chatting lively with a cute blond and her friend. 

When the night finished many hours later, the blond asked me for my number: "It was so much fun with you guys, you want to stay in touch?"

Morale of the story: let's do more drugs in public

[Leo Gura]

It's funny until you trip and break your face.

[Hojo]

I am sensitive to psychedelic I cant do them in public. The first time I smoked pot was at a fair and I remeber I just sat in the middle of the walkway with my eyes closed lol. My friends were telling me to get up and move but I refused. People were walking around me.

[theleelajoker]

1 minute ago, Leo Gura said:

It's funny until you trip and break your face.

Having bad day?

Seems like you could have a threesome, sunny day with your favorite meal, your best friends around and zero appointments and still be grumpy about it

[psychedelaholic]

24 minutes ago, Leo Gura said:

Giga-dosing: taking so much you are blind.

My strongest Aleph-1 trip I was in it so god damn thick, going down a set of concrete steps, I couldn't see where each step started and ended.

That trip was ridiculous, I was with my younger brother for most of the trip, and when we finally made it home I was still peaking, unbeknownst to me, he went inside to sleep. I walked into the back yard, hallucinated him sitting on top of a spruce tree at least 100ft high, smoking a pipe, saying "doesn't that pond look like it would be nice to jump in?" "all you gotta do is jump in the pond..." the pond in question is this re-flow basin for a stream/waterfall piece, not neck deep, but above the waist. Not the kind of water you'd want to take a swim in. I don't really know what I was thinking would happen, but I jumped in the pond from the deck. As soon as I hit the cold water I sobered up 50% immediately, had to haul myself out soaking wet.

One of the few times where I was so warped that my thoughts superimposed onto what was in front of me. I almost don't believe my own memory of him sitting on top of that tree, blowing clouds of smoke like a gnome, daunting me to jump into the pond. Obviously I imagined it, but the level of delusion required to suspend all disbelief, perceive that and say "yeah I gotta listen to the man up there on the tree", lol.

Other than DMT, Aleph-1 had the most impressive fractals out of all the psychs I've done. Such an obscure chemical, only 3 reports on erowid.

[Leo Gura]

15 minutes ago, theleelajoker said:

Having bad day?

Seems like you could have a threesome, sunny day with your favorite meal, your best friends around and zero appointments and still be grumpy about it

Just trying to save you a bad day.

Edited 2 hours ago by Leo Gura

[theleelajoker]

18 minutes ago, Hojo said:

I am sensitive to psychedelic I cant do them in public. The first time I smoked pot was at a fair and I remeber I just sat in the middle of the walkway with my eyes closed lol. My friends were telling me to get up and move but I refused. People were walking around me.

Just gotta find the right amount. Your personal funnydose

[theleelajoker]

21 minutes ago, Leo Gura said:

Just trying to save you a bad day.

What in this whole thread called "funnydosing", where I started with "the goal is to make your day the best experience possible" & "do what you would do sober", and where I ended up remembering one of my best nights in recent memory with my best friend GIVES YOU THE IMPRESSION THAT I NEED TO BE SAVED FROM A BAD DAY?

🤣🤣🤣🤣

 

Edited 2 hours ago by theleelajoker

[vibv]

@theleelajoker Laugh while you can. Until they hit you like you never expected and it'll take a few months to recollect yourself—except you'll never be the same again. I don't say that's necessarily a bad thing, but be prepared.

[Leo Gura]

@theleelajoker When you injure yourself from carelessness, you will understand what I was trying to save you from.

[theleelajoker]

38 minutes ago, vibv said:

@theleelajoker Laugh while you can. Until they hit you like you never expected and it'll take a few months to recollect yourself—except you'll never be the same again. I don't say that's necessarily a bad thing, but be prepared.

That already happened. Honestly, pretty accurate description. But it was meditation, not psychedelics.

Also, where the hell did you take the idea of taking so much that it "hits you as never expected?"

In NO WAY I'm talking about this. You're projecting your own stuff. I talk about lightness and fun. 

Edited 1 hour ago by theleelajoker

[theleelajoker]

35 minutes ago, Leo Gura said:

@theleelajoker When you injure yourself from carelessness, you will understand what I was trying to save you from.

It was YOU that introduced "Giga dosing" and talking about becoming blind.

It was YOU, and ONLY YOU bringing up in any way an action of taking so much that it impairs your functioning. 

It was YOU, and ONLY YOU bringing up the connection of physical harm. My posts are about social norms, loosening up a bit, having fun through interactions.

I said above - LITERALLY - "remain very functional". And you project "carelessness" into it.

Get your shit straight man. 

Edited 1 hour ago by theleelajoker

[vibv]

18 minutes ago, theleelajoker said:

That already happened. Honestly, pretty accurate description. But it was meditation, not psychedelics.

Also, where the hell did you take the idea of taking so much that it "hits you hard?"

In NO WAY I'm talking about this. You're projecting your own stuff. I talk about lightness and fun. 

I didn't say "hit you hard", I said "hit you like you never expected". Fine, but important difference  ✨

[theleelajoker]

8 minutes ago, vibv said:

I didn't say "hit you hard", I said "hit you like you never expected". Fine, but important difference  ✨

Yeah, that's right. I corrected that via edit when I noticed that I paraphrased you incorrectly.

Still, my point remains: how do you make the connection of "taking an amount where you are very function" to "it hits you unexpected?" 

Doesn't make sense for me.

Edited 1 hour ago by theleelajoker