Witness The Unthinkable

[ivankiss]

Yup. Light years ahead. 

You can't even see me anymore. 

[ivankiss]

One of my favorite hobbies is racing the speed of light. It's getting a bit boring though. I usually complete 3 full circles by the time it gets itself going. 

[ivankiss]

On a more serious note though... 

How on earth can this woman in her 50s have such perfect tits is beyond me. It's like gravity decided not to mess with her epic boobs. They're the same as in her 20s, I swear. I saw pictures. 

[ivankiss]

No really, she's great. Every young man's dream come true haha. And more. 

Not only is she super hot and fun, but also highly conscious. It's dare I say the full package. If she was around my age, this would be definitely a perfect match. Or you know, nearly perfect. But yeah, just can't deny the age difference. I think it's that way for a reason. 

She's away to a festival for two days. Just enough time for me to do my shit and build even more tension and desire between us. 

[ivankiss]

Must lower my frequency a bit. It's not even funny anymore how much this forum is bugging. 

[ivankiss]

Amateurs...

[ivankiss]

It's called shadow boxing. Watch and learn. 

[ivankiss]

Writhing and embraced
Retribution, soul eclipse turns solid
Energized
Sucking vomit, acting like its honey
Deprived of I
Falling while thrusting squares through circles
Serving one single new dimension

[ivankiss]

I scorch the skies before your very eyes
My deliverance
Enslavement labelled love

Just trust this, nemesis, to sign and seal extinction

[ivankiss]

Balls deep. 

[ivankiss]

I heard you like self analysis so I very carefully placed a little bit of myself into your anal cavity, so you can attain your anal climax while you are analyzing yourself. 

Thank me later. And don't hurt yourself. 

[ivankiss]

I'm not slacking at work you are. 

I'd like to see you juggle 12 dimensions of reality while trying hard to become an enlightened rockstar. It's not easy. 

[ivankiss]

I don't think I could be smoking any more weed and drinking any more coffee either. But I can keep doing it a bit longer. Watch me. 

And then I will reduce the dosage significantly, I promise. I might even eliminate sugar out of my diet completely, and then what you gonna do? 

I will be too damn fucking pure. You will evaporate if you try and come too close to me. You will go blind if you look in my direction. How am I ever going to find a wife that way? 

You see, there is a very good reason why I still have these remaining few little flaws. It's actually what's keeping me grounded, anchored here to this plane. It's what's making me one of you. Imperfect. Vulnerable. Full of shit.

Human. 

How's that for an excuse and justification? 

 

[ivankiss]

Oh and sometimes I like to starve myself to the point of becoming delirious and then I call it fasting. 

I'll stop doing that too, I promise. I mean, yeah, it made me viciously hot and dangerously sharp, but my tummy does not like it too much. Not healthy in the long run. 

[ivankiss]

You got the whole no fap thing wrong as well, btw. 

You only do no fap if you do yes sex. And even that is not set in stone. 

If you do no sex, you absolutely must do fap, in a safe and controlled environment, without any disturbance, at least 4 times a week. Otherwise you will lose touch with your penis or vagina, your sex drive will die out, and you will become one of those lonely awkward perplexed intellectual loosers that watch videos on how to get laid, or worse, listen to gay bro podcasts about the endless wonders and benefits of no fap. 

Don't want that to happen. 

 

[ivankiss]

Jesus confirms.

Let Jesus enter you. Let Jesus guide you. 

[ivankiss]

Unfiltered vitamin shot. 

[ivankiss]

I'm sorry but if you don't get these epic jokes you're just not depressed and miserable enough. You need to be super depressed and miserable in order to become super woke and intelligent. It's common knowledge. 

But don't worry. One day I'll let you join my club. If not in this lifetime, then in the next one. Promise. 

[ivankiss]

Of course we can't be friends if you're happy and fulfilled in life what are you some psycho 

[ivankiss]

Any one of these days I will have enough money to destroy every single stupid piece of technology in my sight, and then buy it all back the next day. 

To say that I have a love hate love relationship with technology, would be a massive understatement. 

Stupid piece of garbage shit phone. Fuck Bill Gates, fuck Steve Jobs, fuck all of you sleepwalking tech morons. 

 

 

Edited Friday at 06:59 PM by ivankiss