Witness The Unthinkable

[ivankiss]

Shit is becoming so real that I might even lose interest in clowning around here, soon. 

 

 

[ivankiss]

Any moment now, I should start acting as if what's happening is not a big deal at all, because it is in fact, a pretty fucking big deal. 

[ivankiss]

We have been having sex every single night since Friday, and I don't think tonight is going to be an exception. 

[ivankiss]

I swear it's not me who's initiating all the time. She's actually really horny. 

[ivankiss]

It's great to finally meet someone who is capable of perceiving more than just 3 dimensions of who and what I am. 

She can tap into at least 7.

[ivankiss]

And life has just begun. 

[ivankiss]

The more you think, the less you breathe. Simple as that. 

And if you think really really hard, and breathe really really shallow, I guarantee the quality of your life will be shit. 

[ivankiss]

Of course I can stop thinking at will, any moment I wish. What do you think I'm some spiritual kindergartener? 

Haha. No. 

It's just way too stimulating, that's what it is. I have too many genius ideas flowing through my mind. Of course I pay attention. 

[ivankiss]

Jk it's all mostly trash 

[ivankiss]

You are basically swimming through my recycling bin. 

[ivankiss]

It's ok, you can breathe through your mouth. 

[ivankiss]

Your '5 human senses' are a hallucination too. Just a reminder. 

To think is not to be, to feel is not to be, to percieve is not to be. 

Not to be is to be. 

[ivankiss]

See? 

Told ya language is stupid. And don't even get me started on math. 

Yup. Trash. 

[ivankiss]

I call it Nondual Gibberism. 

You heard it here first. 

[ivankiss]

Shower sex in:

3

2

1

Now.

[ivankiss]

It is common knowledge that you must mock and ridicule an entire community of brainwashed idiots and their leader, if you wish to transcend your clowny spiritual ego, once and for all. 

There is just no way around it. 

[ivankiss]

You are only offended by what you have not transcended. 

Awyea. That'll be 10 dollars please. Link down below. 

[ivankiss]

Jk the information I give you is priceless. 

Plus you get to laugh your ass off. 

It's truly God's work. 

[ivankiss]

In other words... Relax, I don't really mean it, when I'm mean. Besides, there is no me to be mean. You should all know that by now. 

No self no problem and stuff

[ivankiss]

Push and pull is duality too wink wink