Witness The Unthinkable

[ivankiss]

AHAHA 

What a great audience. You guys have the sense of humor and the emotional awareness of an average bmw salesman. 

[ivankiss]

Everyone knows intellectuals are actually the dumbest. 

I can't wait to see all them nerds wipe themselves out with AI. 

[ivankiss]

All hail Elon Musk our new millennium cyber Christ! 

What a brilliant retarded man. 

[ivankiss]

Oh me? I'm just an ape with a cellphone. 

The fuck is even this thing... 

[ivankiss]

Jk I'm totally an alien from the future. Your technology is a joke to me. Like legos. 

[ivankiss]

That's right. After reaching enlightenment level 9000, you become too smart and too cool to use chatgpt. Let alone purchase an AI girlfriend. 

You realize it's a fake God. And no matter how hard it tries to mimic and copy the real thing, it can never ever truly succeed in its mission. Not in a million infinities. 

You can trust me. I'm a woke individual on the internet. 

[ivankiss]

The good thing about being able to plan my schedule is that I don't have to go to work if I don't want to. 

The bad thing about being able to plan my schedule is that I don't have to go to work if I don't want to. 

[ivankiss]

Fine. I'll just move my shift up an hour. Enough fucking around. 

[ivankiss]

I command all that money to come my way, now. 

[ivankiss]

Neo is signing off. 

[ivankiss]

Holy fuck. 

Took things to a higher level with the lovely lady next door. We started texting while I was at work and she casually invited me to her place for a glass of wine, after midnight. 

It was just too nice. Three hours passed like nothing. It felt like we could go on talking about everything forever. But it was just getting way too damn late. We were both yawning deeply. 

So yeah, I did not make a move. We did not have sex, did not even kiss. We only hugged on my way out. 

Why? Idk. Just didn't feel like going for it somehow. It was too pleasant just talking to her. 

But also, of course I'm intimidated. She's more than 20 years older than me and she's the definition of a cougar. A super hot mature hippy lady. Of course I want to fuck her brains out. But I want to be sure that I'm not just deluding myself here and that we're both on the same page. 

We agreed to have a coffee in the morning. 

[ivankiss]

And another holy fuck!

Just spoke to the landlord, we made a good deal, I'm renting one of his bungalows for the rest of the summer. 

Jackpot! 

[ivankiss]

See that? Now that's real magic. 

[ivankiss]

I have been cycling around 100km daily, for the past two weeks, and will continue to do so until the end of the summer. 

Just throwing that out there. 

[ivankiss]

Easily 10 thousand kilometers altogether since I came to Amsterdam.

Yeah, you read that right. 

[ivankiss]

Alright. Now I nail shit with music and trading and then the world is really fucked. 

One word: Gold. 

[ivankiss]

I was invited to play at a small festival, end of August. Did not give an answer yet. But I'm pretty sure I'm doing it. 

[ivankiss]

It's only a psychosis if you take me seriously. 

If you don't, it's an epic show. 

[ivankiss]

Oh I'm sorry, I thought you wanted to hear the truth. 

[ivankiss]

All clownery aside, I love you all, seriously, and honestly, and I am grateful beyond words for all your support. 

I am about to start performing true miracles, any moment now. Lemme just pass out for 12 hours first. 

God bless.