A tree becames a shaman and he wanted to teach me the most profound enlightement ever

[Asia P]

I was out in a park, isolated, and a tree became a shaman who was calling me to him, to teach me the most profound and important enlightement ever. Everything becames imposing and majestic in front of my small, unsignificant, low conscious ego. The shaman was worring me and inspiring me at the same time. He kept me on the edge of my seat for a long time, and then when it comes the moment for the teaching, he starts to fool me around and laugh of my ego with all the entire universe. At the beginning i felt unconfortable and destroyed but after a while i started to laugh with everything around me, and i immediately thought: "did you really believed there was a teaching? There's nothing to learn nothing to explain"

Edited March 18 by Asia P

[Schizophonia]

Were you tripping ?

[Carl-Richard]

2 hours ago, Schizophonia said:

Were you tripping ?

Did he post this in the psychedelics section? Are you tripping?

Edited March 19 by Carl-Richard

[Asia P]

@Schizophonia yes of course

@Carl-Richard ahahahhaha

[Schizophonia]

3 hours ago, Carl-Richard said:

Did he post this in the psychedelics section? Are you tripping?

She could have been in the wrong section to have chosen it by default, she did not specify having taken a psychedelic.
What is your problem ?

2 hours ago, Asia P said:

@Schizophonia yes of course

Which one ? 🤔

[Carl-Richard]

21 hours ago, Schizophonia said:

She could have been in the wrong section to have chosen it by default, she did not specify having taken a psychedelic.
What is your problem ?

I dunno, when somebody posts something psychedelic in the psychedelic section, my first thought isn't "it must've been a mistake". 

I guess this is us being on the opposite sides of the autism-psychosis spectrum 😆 (differential sensitivity to subtle cues like context markers 🤓).

Edited March 20 by Carl-Richard

[shree]

I once peed on my dog during the trip, and afterwards he peed on me.

I called my mother immediately and told her that from now on, I am Jesus Christ.

[Asia P]

@shree this is so craaazyy ahahahhahaha