Yimpa

What makes every guy fail in relationships is his inability to be vulnerable and accepting of womanly love

Here is the literal hell. (Unironically posting this while I’m eating breakfast):

See reality how you uniquely see it, not how others have conditioned you to see it. Paradoxically in doing so, you will have a closer connection to others.

Until it’s not.

The point is to see how God’s Imagination is playing out right now. Or how it’s penning out.

Those little fuckers literally look like Adderall

Patrick doing his best Jesus impression 💀

I once dated a girl who was so into me that she paid for all of our dates. She would even take the bus to see me almost every day. I didn’t even ask her to do any of that, she just did it on her own accord. I was too immature and stupid at the time to see how much she cared about me. Treating a girl with respect requires you to be aware of the little things that she does for you, because those little things are in fact actually very big.

I prefer Vanicream, but Cetaphil is also good.

A true test of spirituality is having a disabled child who will challenge all of your ideas about reality.

@Thought Art I’m still waiting on Leo to release his conscious communication episode. Full disclosure, though, I would never want to date Leo.

The litmus test of a strong relationship is if you both have expressed those, yet have matured and evolved from them.

1. Authenticity 2. Emotional flexibility 3. Assertiveness

Is that where the term “trippin’ balls” came from?

@ivankiss Aww, c’mon! But Leo is TOTALLY into that hairy ass!

Fun fact, the entire right side of my body is bigger than my left, but for some reason my left ass cheek is bigger than the right. My ass is biased towards liberal views.

Now let’s talk about that ass hair, though. Watch your bias buttas with close attention, because ass hair is beautiful too!

So THAT’S why alien boobs and ass are green!

My hair is currently completely damaged matted, and beat up. Is that still hot to you?

@Shrooms_Alvarez And you can communicate that to yourself as well! Best wishes on your journey towards embracing Yourself.

What you set your mind to is precisely what you will see. If your mind only focuses on Trump, that is precisely what you will only see. Your freedom of speech is free only to the extent in which your mind is capable of seeing.

No need for a secondary account when I’ve got one sexxy bodayyyy

Only as bad as you make it out to be… start with your mindset (and work from there)

You cannot grasp the teachings of Peter Ralston… …Peter Ralston’s got a tight grasp on you!