Yimpa

I heard that excessive ear wax can make tinnitus worse. So I like to squirt Debrox into my ear hole from time to time.

Let's visit Japan a bit

No problem. Here is Leo singing to a Buddhist rat:

This idea of letting go of women is silly. You don't need to listen to that. Embrace Women Consciousness.

@DefinitelyNotARobot

Amen to spooning!

PMs are the most immature lunatics on the planet

I like to stick my @RightHand in a jar of that.

God can also be incomplete and divided and needy, no problemo.

The transition of power will be peaceful, no lives will be lost, and we will all live happily ever after.

I've met pretty intelligent therapists who understand how to treat OCD. They're a rare breed, though.

Ovaries Cock Dick

All I know is that Allan Lickman’s tongue is cleaner than Donald Trumps’, that is for sure.

Pair-a-ducks

PM is clever and deceptive

You’re playing with yourself.

People lie. And the politicians are elected by the people. So therein lies the problem

God is Kermit.

No need to worry for long, the far-right is making a resurgence in germany

"I went to a restaurant that serves breakfast at any time. So I ordered French toast during the Renaissance." -Steven Wright

Bruhhh, that reminds me of Episode 7 of BoJack Horseman 💀

PMs are the best liars