Witness The Unthinkable

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Of course my eyes already landed on a fucking gorgeous watch that I really should not be buying just yet. 

 

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And don't even get me started on guitars and other geekery. 

I know exactly on what I want to spend all the money that I did not earn yet. 

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You thought it was coke and hookers huh

 

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It's not that I could not be that guy, it's that I'd really rather not. 

It looks good on me, I tried it on a couple of times. But it's just not my thing, ultimately. 

I'm too conscious and heart centered to become another Dan Bilzerian, or Osho or something. 

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Ultimately, I just want my little castle, my own piece of heaven, somewhere on the top of some mountain, or on a desolate island. Where I can continue making love to myself, and ideally a woman or two as well, for the rest of all eternity. Peacefully, quietly and without any disturbance. 

Don't worry. Kids won't be allowed to visit. Avoiding that catastrophic scenario from the get go. Don't want to become that kind of a celebrity either. 

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AHAHAHA 

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I'm too good. 

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Back to earth... We're texting full on with the Italian girl now. And I get where this is going. She too is looking for a room. And man... I'm so not playing that game anymore. 

 

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Overall, a good week. Great, even. 

Started out a bit bumpy maybe, but I came out a hero, yet again. 

Another battle is won. Another major shift. Another rebirth. 

But don't raise your goblets just yet. There's much more to come. 

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Tell you what though... Never in my entire life have I been calculating shit this frequently, this obsessively. 

Money and time management is freaking on point, son! 

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I contemplated this seriously, for 3 minutes straight, and I came to a conclusion that I don't speak in real life like I speak here on the forum, for two major reasons... Not triggering the fuck out of everybody, and not being locked away in a mental institution. 

That's right. I'm all neurotic and provocative here, so I can be zen, quiet and charismatic in real life. 

Makes perfect sense. Balance. Ying Yang. The Chinese know their shit. 

 

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And this is what I would usually never do and why I wouldn't. 

I just received a text from both the Italian girl and my ex, at the exact same moment. 

Watch me unmix these feelings. 

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I'm not a player. And if you are, I think less of you as a human being. 

I'm fucking real, is what I am. That's why I prefer dancing with one partner at a time. Because I'm sane. 

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So, the only reasonable thing to do here is, hit pause on both girls and go get some food. 

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Um, looks like the universe is asking me a question, and my answer is YES. 

I want the offer! 

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Haha, I'm sorry, but if you go to therapy, you are spiritually handicapped. Metaphysically disabled. 

And your therapist... yeah, they're the ones who are actually crazy. Like, for real. They have issues. 

 

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Oh you wanna heal and empower yourself, but you're unwilling to let go of all your petty worldly attachments, and stop drinking the poison that's making you sick and retarted? Well though titties. 

Good luck with healing to completion and being your true self if you don't have it in you to just walk away. Into solitude, into the unknown, into truth. Never to come back as you were. 

No amount of therapy can do it for you. Every single one of those deluded therapists would fail to bring you home. 

Only you know the way. 

How long is the pattern going to speak for you? How long will fear dictate your every single move? 

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You are fucked up and twisted as you are because you are scared out of your mind. And hurting beyond reason. 

You don't need complex equations to solve your problems. Fool. You need to drop all that nonsense, admit that you're full of shit, that you excel at lying to yourself and everyone else, and take full fucking responsibility for your own wellbeing and success. 

Paying a therapist for healing is like paying a hooker for sex. Like, yeah, you kinda had sex, but really, you just wasted your money. 

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And if you're paying a spiritual guru to enlighten you, we'll then you're just metastupid. There is no hope for you. Not in this lifetime. Or the following 7.

 

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If you buy or sell life purpose courses, your IQ must be bellow 60 too. 61, to be exact.