Witness The Unthinkable

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We're going nylon fellas. 

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Most of the times, I remain consciously and cleverly apolitical. But if you really wanna dig for it, I'm a post liberal neo fashistic para idealist. 

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In other words, it's not real, but if it was, it would be circus, and you'd be a clown. 

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What a weird interaction at work. I wasn't sure if the guy was hitting on me or he's just retarded. 

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It's ok to be gay, bro, but if you cross the line it's also ok for me to knock you out. 

 

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Jk I rarely ever choose violence. Yet they always burn when I walk away. 

 

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I'm not angry I'm hungry. 

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Dehydrated too. 

For sure. 

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Tonight I feast like a king! 

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Got the guitar! Fuck to the yes! 

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Plays nice, feels great. Solid hour of cycling, but oh so very worth it. 

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Sheer fucking will. 

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I'm giving a 21yr old Italian/Ethiopian girl guitar lessons, 4 in the morning, in front of the hostel. That's what's happening. 

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What a lovely, spontaneous, epic night. I did not realize, but I was really in need of some quality hanging out with friends. 

Did not close on the girl. It's too fucking late and this day has been too fucking long. She'll be here tomorrow.. 

Sleep! Now! 

 

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Very chill and smooth day. Everything seems to be back to normal. As normal as it can be now. 

I am super duper excited about this transition to a classical guitar. I've been an electric guy my entire life, but now, after 20 years of hardcore masturbation with my instrument of choice... this jump truly feels right. Natural. Real. Honest. But also, it's the very last step towards absolute mastery. 

Yes. I'm about to become the final boss of guitar. Very, very soon. It's already done, basically. 

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No one can compete. Not only because I am at least 43 light years ahead of you all, but also because you don't actually exist. 

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It's solipsist Friday! Yaaay! 

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3 girls sitting in front of me, all of them very open and inviting. Two super hot blonds, and one not so very hot but very fun brunette. She's the one I'm teaching how to play guitar. She's waiting for her next lesson this very moment, and I just had to run to the toilet, because I panicked from all that attention and sexual tension. 

Jk had to piss. 

Let's see what happens. 

 

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57% thc moonrocks. That's what's up.