The Yarn of Yimpa 🐱

[Yimpa]

Decided to finally create my own journal. I mainly was doing in @Beans journal, and now I am transitioning over to here. I need my own space to express my most profound insights and experiences, so as not to interfere with their own journey.

Let's see where this goes...

Tried putting a yarn emoji in the title, but didn't work 

So I'll put it here instead! 🧶

Edited yesterday at 06:06 PM by Yimpa

[Beans]

OHHH MY GOOODD!! 
YIMPA’S JOURNAL!!! 

OMMG IM SO SO EXCITED FOR YOU!! CONGRATULATIONS ❤️🥰💯

[Yimpa]

5 minutes ago, Beans said:

OHHH MY GOOODD!! 

[Yimpa]

A stand-up comedian used me as part of their set tonight… this has never happened before! I felt so violated, but in a good way 

Turns out I actually touched them first, and so they were inspired to share their spotlight with me

[Yimpa]

“I don’t care about me. That’s why I keep laughing!” -Peter Ralston

[Yimpa]

Love is the highest teacher.

[Yimpa]

It's time to raise my testosterone levels to bring balance and stability.

 

1 minute ago, Yimpa said:

Sincerity is that masculine energy I crave.

Edited yesterday at 09:43 PM by Yimpa

[Yimpa]

I sent a $1 tip to a beautiful woman. And they sent One back to me.

Edited yesterday at 07:15 PM by Yimpa

[Yimpa]

 

Edited yesterday at 08:01 PM by Yimpa

[Yimpa]

What does Yimpa mean?
 

[Yimpa]

On 4/28/2025 at 3:38 PM, Yimpa said:

 

[Yimpa]

45 minutes ago, Yimpa said:

I just got Purple Carrot delivered to me in very questionable condition. Ice packs were completely melted and the packaging felt kinda warm.

I'll eat it anyway... if you don't hear from me after a weak you'll know why!

This food is fuckin delicious.

3 minutes ago, Yimpa said:

AGENT (Jessica): Oh I see! I'm happy to hear that, Joy. Our general guidance with these meals would be to discard any that arrive warm to the touch at all. If they were still cool, then you should be all set! 😊   
 
With that, we're currently already transitioning over to our Summer packaging that will include additional gel packs and a thicker interior liner which will help keep things protected as we head into the warmer months here.

YIMPA: YAY!!!

AGENT (Jessica): That said, if you notice anything odd with the packaging such as bloating later on, do be sure to circle back and let us know. We're here to help and would definitely want to make sure this is documented for our Teams if needed.
AGENT (Jessica): Thanks for checking in with us here, Joy! 😊

YIMPA: I will feel bloated after this delicious meal

AGENT (Jessica): Haha I hope you enjoy! 😋
AGENT (Jessica): Anything else I could help with today at all?

YIMPA: That is all. I have just finished my meal as soon as we ended the chat, how cool!

AGENT (Jessica): Amazing! Serendipity 😁

 

[Yimpa]

Just now, Yimpa said:

I learn from the best

 

 

[Yimpa]

 

Edited yesterday at 09:02 PM by Yimpa

[Yimpa]

Going on an important trip in a few days. I am so prepared for this.

God is masquerading as a human being.

Edited yesterday at 10:03 PM by Yimpa

[Yimpa]

And tomorrow, @Beans returns.

How do I balance my humanity with the alien spiritual realms I've been encountering? I want to experience BOTH!

But I can't be both at the same time.

I am open to being Wrong.

Wrong ~ Good

Every Wrong I've done has been leading me to Good.

Edited yesterday at 09:30 PM by Yimpa

[Yimpa]

Yarn it, I’m Wrong again!

20 minutes ago, Sugarcoat said:

@yetineti one can do both, even at the same time😆

 

[Yimpa]

I am learning to fly with my own wings.

 

Next time a bird shits on my car (there's plenty of them shits here), I will know it is Love 

On 4/19/2025 at 10:04 AM, Yimpa said:

Edited 22 hours ago by Yimpa

[Yimpa]

On 4/27/2025 at 3:35 PM, Yimpa said:

I am an alien, and I experience the world as a nutcase 

I am sick.

And my temperature is HOT!

Edited yesterday at 09:55 PM by Yimpa

[Yimpa]

The more selfless I am, the stronger boundaries I have against ego.