Yimpa

Try to be a bit more flexible when it comes to social situations. The girl is laughing not because you’re stupid, but because you’re finally allowing yourself to not be “correct” all the time. She sees that, but you don’t! When she laughs, that’s your cue to mirror her laugh. That’s where the connection lies.

Lube is when you allow yourself to laugh for 2 straight hours like a madman in a world that takes itself waaaaayyyyyy 2 seriously

Likewise. I got a doubting disorder.. however, GOD is Absolute. That simply means that any doubts about Reality inherently limit Reality in your Mind. There are, of course, various degrees of doubts and limitations.

Look, the reason why enlightenment can be a huge trap in this work is because enlightenment itself easily becomes an attachment! Do you see the irony here? Enlightenment talks about getting rid of attachments, yet notice how enlightenment masters are so attached to their enlightenment! Do you get it?! — Now, to be fair, you can argue that psychedelic states / out-of-this-world experiences can also easily become an attachment. And to that, I say, you’re right! But see, now we have to ask the question: What allows enlightenment and psychedelics to even exist in the first place?! Now we’re getting somewhere….. I think

Oh, you’d be here alright. You’d just transform into an imaginary sponge who lives under the sea

Can also mean letting go of control and forgiving yourself. This is something I am working on in my own life.

Exactly! I’m learning how to be less serious on my dates and more authentic. For example, on a recent date they were talking about how they visited Colorado for a road trip. Now, I’m terrible with maps, so I have noooooo fucking idea where that is. But guess what? They didn’t give two fucks that I didn’t know where stupid Colorado is!! They even mentioned how they went to Croatia… oh shit. I jokingly asked, “Is that in South America?” Well… it wasn’t really a joke, because I seriously had no idea where it is! Now I know it’s in Europe

Go watch a funny movie. And don’t feel guilty about it.

If you want to reach enlightenment, stay on this forum!

Everyone learns at their own pace. If you would have asked me just a year ago if nonduality and enlightenment is the highest teaching, I would have said yes. I’m also not claiming that I am perfect. There’s plenty of stuff in the human domain that I lack experience with!

Oh! That’s obviously Teal Swan!!

Ya’ll are gonna make me sentimental now The mushrooms make a lot of sense now. Take my hand

God damn, Leo got hella sexy.

Never, ever try to correct a woman on a date. You’re the student, and she’s the hot teacher. Got it??

You can be a dick by playing hard to get. It’s a hard thing to do, but the best for the both of ya. Like making a spicy, creamy curry in a slow cooker.

Welp…. this clip makes a whole lotta sense now.

My Asian ancestors are about to beat the living crap out of you. Better watch out! Never mind, I just called them up. They said they’ll let you off the hook as long as you promise to eat a huge plate of noodles on your next birthday

Being wrong is underrated… at least, being absolutely wrong consciously. Which virtually nobody on this planet is doing

It takes a great deal of maturity to be an active listener, especially when someone you hold close starts dumping all their trauma onto you out of the blue. Instead of trying to correct them and needing them to be a different way, you let them authentically share their experience as if it was your own. This doesn’t mean that you become a dirty mat for anyone to walk all over. Instead, you’re like a shining light that guides the lost back home when the moment calls for it (i.e., you’re not actively looking for people to fix). The potential to help those in desperation long-term is high, but so is the potential for abuse. That is, manipulating others onto your own selfish agenda after you gain their trust. It’s no wonder why this is an extremely rare trait to embody, even within spiritual groups.

Butt Leooooo! Get your ass off the toilet!!!!

Sanity is a hell of a drug

While these enlightened nuts keep preaching that the ego is an illusion, you can seriously question that assumption to the bone.

Not necessarily! The dream characters can be identical to reality, which is why this goes waaaaay deeper than enlightenment. Let that shit sink in