Yimpa

Everyday… except SUNdays and MOONdays. Meanwhile: Stop being mean to the moon! Imma start a petition to give the moon some LSD! Forget the SUN.

One is ready for a relationship when they stop questioning the legitimacy of the relationship.

If all you keep doing is questioning a woman all you’ll be left with is doubt.

I am not loyal to Leo. What sick fuck takes a shit all over his carpet and enjoys it over his hot girlfriend??! Which doctor should Leo see??? If you’d actually take a shit like that to “out-doo-doo”Leo, please weee you gtfoutta here? Thanks!

So.. SEX?! I LOVE AWAKENING!!!

Of course my

That was a fucking beautiful LOVE story. My goodness, and on your 777th post too??? YOU WIN, BABY!!!!! YOU WON THE LOTTERY…. YEEEHAW!

What does the h in between Sadhguru’s name mean? Is he a sad horny guru? Is he an Intel processor of spiritual wisdom?!

God is an amazing chef 🧑‍🍳 👩‍🍳 👨‍🍳

There is no suffering when you are snuggled with you best buddy!

I am currently snuggled under a weighted blanket. Are you stalking me

I intentionally joined a club that my crush goes to. Just waiting to see if I get approved

I’ve had hundreds of girls kick me out.

I’ve done pick up at the mall hundreds of times, yet never got kicked out. You’re probably saying some sus things to women, which is not cool.

Aliens

GOD help us all

Rumor has it that suffering is imaginary.. but not to a human.

Consider that your hand doesn’t need a human intellect to be conscious of itself. Consider what your hand would look like if not from a human’s perspective.

Havin’ a bearry good time

I finally deciphered why my shit smells.

My entire hand is an entire fuckin’ universe. Don’f even ask about my other hand!

All the dream characters are just as real as you make them out to be.

I’m not joking when I say this: I only discovered what the size of an asshole looks like a week ago. Welcome to having a neurodivergent mind

I would date that