Yimpa

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  1. Elon Musk’s acting is horrendous… someone give that bloke a Golden Raspberry Award.
  2. It’s easier for a tadpole to hop through Miss Piggy's curly tail than for a bullfrogger with a belly full of flies to leap onto the Rainbow Connection.
  3. Instead of seeing “Made in China”, neo-adviatans see “Made by Who?”.
  4. Partners that are more hands on is advisable.
  5. If you think that bozo is living the good life, think again. But don’t think differently. That slogan’s already taken.
  6. Rocky was only supposed to be a trilogy. Then the Russians took over
  7. Think harder. And don’t just think about your own needs and desires. My partner and I play multiplayer games. I was a wuss for playing on the lower difficulty levels until she pushed me to go to the next level.
  8. Trump is constipated and Kamala is the plumber. Yahoo!
  9. NO! Stop taking yourself so dam seriously.
  10. Turns out he actually does have an LGBT offspring. https://nypost.com/2022/06/21/who-is-xavier-musk-elon-musks-transgender-child-who-wants-to-change-name/
  11. Precisely why I’m not a politician… staring at humans for more than a few seconds is cringe.
  12. America simply needs more genuine yogis instead of empty promises that float on a magic carpet… It also goes without saying, but these damn gas prices are too high!
  13. I’ve got a better collection than Leo and Osho combined. It’ll touch you to the core despite Being untouchable…
  14. Their Highest Potential is a slow path to nowhere.
  15. BREAKING NEWS: Studying Conscious Politics dovetails with Conscious Communication !