Yimpa

@Javfly33 That happened when I went on a roadtrip to Dallas with my partner. They lost their iPhone for a couple days, only for us to find out it was hiding inside the car the entire time.

Do you have a partner? Y’all can work together, you don’t need to do all of this in your own.

Sorry, he’s not a fan of your Elden Ring

I see a blowout. To each their own, though

Sounds happier than 2 packs of cigarettes!

@Emerald cool, mine is “exploration”.

The US government has a history of being extremely homophobic

This entire shenanigans has made me reflex on the corruptions I am conducting in my own personal life.

Too high!

Grunts in Halo deceivingly portray themselves as weak… but try Gruntpocalypse in Halo: Infinite. It’s pretty hard when you have a load of them throwing sticky grenades towards your face! I just came across this strategy by accident…. sweet!

I was not aware that you can order this. Where do you go for that?

One time I was walking through a high school hallway, but then suddenly I needed to use the restroom real bad. As I approached the restroom, I saw that I had to authenticate with my fingerprint to get in, which was really strange. Anyway, once inside, I started peeing… but as I was peeing, I realized that I was simultaneously peeing myself. How is that possible?! Turns out, I woke up only to find out that I starting peeing myself while in bed! I quickly rushed to the restroom to finish peeing.

@Michael569 thank you, very helpful!

Time to grab the stool softener!

You’re Wrong.

That’s a lot of money all ready!

I got someone I can playfully bite 🐊

…almost, but not quite there yet

💯

Is that what it feels like to have creepy guys wanting your number?