Jannes

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  1. @integral could be it. The information given are just so few.
  2. that didn't answer my third question. How has your life been so far? Did you suffer any abuse or something of that sort?
  3. To the point that he imagines story lines which never happened??
  4. @Ben2204 Since when have women called you ugly? Do you have mental illnesses that you know of? Was there a big event/ something big that had a big impact on you recently?
  5. Pizza converter Feed the pizza with any food you like less then pizza and the pizza grows bigger so you can have a piece of the pizza instead. Story pizza Once you bite into an ingredient, in a flesh the ingredient tells you a short story about its existence about how it was born, how it has lived and even what it was before. You get a sense that you really bite into the universe into what you are.
  6. Have you never fallen for a spiritual trap?
  7. So it's either that or always about chasing the next bigger thing even with a life full of high values?
  8. Oh okay. I get that when I get something material like a new phone or even sex that the happiness is short lived as my mind adapts to it. But I thought spiritual insights might be categorically different in their way on how they affect your happiness. That is honestly very disappointing to hear I bought into a fantasy.
  9. Thats a huge burden that can be taken away. Many people suffer from the fear of death a lot. From my limited experience I would guess that having this broad understanding takes away all sort of conflicts and would make you more peaceful and happy. Why isnt that actually the case for you?
  10. I have another question then. Can 5meo permanently take away or at least permanently decrease the fear of death.
  11. The mechanics in the game are just so genius. I have 2k hours in tf2 I think. I have never really been a gamer, this game is an exception. If it wouldn't roast my ADHD brain for the day I would still play it. It's so sad that valve doesnt care about the game. It had and still has so much potential.
  12. The ultra expensive pizza Some billionaire assholes have nothing better to do than to eat the most expensive pizza possible. Its made with saffron, white truffles, wagyu beef, lamas caviar and even a touch of gold leaf. The space pizza Human kind put all kind of interesting human stuff in a box and sent it to space to make aliens conscious of our existence. Pizza as humans most beloved food needed to be part of that of course. Because everything needed to be compact the shape of the pizza was shaped like earth to get more information along. biver pizza A large piece of bark with leaves and branches on top. yummy.
  13. Where would that be useful though? It's not a good disguise because you disguise yourself as food. It could be useful as a trap though.
  14. Self sustaining pizza A pizza which material is carefully selected that it can both be eaten but can also create life. Out of the (eatable) pizza dough grow plants (which can be eaten in their entirety) and little animals (which can all be eaten and are delicious) live in a natural balance. Music pizza All the ingredients are carefully selected to make funny sounds when they are eaten. If you eat very fast it becomes a wild music because many sounds fall together at once while when you eat slowly only few sounds at a time come up which underlines the experience of the eating process. Lifetime pizza A highly advanced and optimized society calculates the longevity of an individuum after birth based on their genes. There is obviously only one food which this highly optimized society eats and it is pizza. So this society provides every new born individual a pizza just big enough that they can eat their whole life from it. (nobody over- or undereats there as everybody is interested in optimization) Instead of age these individuals refer to the length of their pizza that is still left. Season pizza A pizza split in 4 parts which represent easter, sommer, fall and winter. Minecraft Pizza Pizza made out of eatable blocks Lego pizza Pizza made out of eatable lego blocks. The refillable pizza Order a piece. If you are done and want to eat more just press the crest on an automaton and it sticks more onto it.
  15. Jedi Survivor Pizza Jedis are usually known for their connection in the force. What few people know is that Jedis can differentiate between 300 different flavors of sharpness whereas normal folk and Sith alike only taste one kind of sharpness. Jedi supporter have learned to communicate with surviving Jedis in this way by cooking their pizza to a certain sharpness to communicate a message. For example the danger of the area. Color shifting pizza Its made with chameleon which are prepared in such a way that they dont loose their color shifting abilities in dead/cooked form. So the pizza adapts to the environment. (The crust is also made out of chameleon)
  16. True I picked it up somewhere that generally dinosaurs were less intelligent then animals today but its more nuanced then that.
  17. The pizza trap Year 2900... Modern society has only left human environments left. Animals need to adapt. Because pizza is humans most loved food and because its everywhere a few animals evolved to disguise certain body parts of themselves like a pizza to lure prey. The party joke pizza Similar to a whoopee cushion this pizza gets people to smack and belch. It has various use cases. A few manipulative pickup artist even use it to make girls insecure.
  18. And its probably more ethical then chicken, pork, etc.. cause dinosaurs are pretty stupid and have a ton of meat.
  19. The ultra communist pizza All the food that a community has gathered over the day is getting sliced and diced and equally put over one giant pizza dough. Everyone in the community gets a piece with the same size. the skinny pizza The pizza is completely made out of indigestible material so the pizza has zero calories
  20. masochist pizza 1 The pizza is divided between organ like material and flesh and bone kind of material. The first is the middle of the pizza the second is the crust. Also this pizza is a living thing. And it likes being eaten because it likes to experience pain. Which is why it took the shape of a pizza so that people would hurt it. masochist pizza 2 The pizza is designed to cause the most pain possible while eating. It's made as a punishment or for masochists. good breath pizza The pizza is entirely made out of cleaning material. The base is a large sponge. On top are all kinds of cleaning liquids. There are toothpaste drops which represent pesto drops. If you eat that pizza you will have very fresh breath afterwards. karma pizza On each piece are a bunch of evil beings. The sieze of each piece represents how much karma you take of them by eating them. edit: regenerating pizza It only needs the crust to be alive. The insides are regenerated with help of the bacteria that the last person left while eating.
  21. I was reading it as kind of a toxic accusation or something, maybe similar to Davino.
  22. Which AI software do you guys use?
  23. Because Leo outgrew stage orange to a large enough extend.
  24. 399 Dollar. Damn that's expensive. There are already many minimalist phones, what's so special about this one? I like the idea but I want to have all the options of a smartphone because it's very practical. Maybe a decent strategy would be this minimalist phone and a real smartphone for certain situations. Right now I simply keep my iPhone as minimalist as possible.