samijiben

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  1. Experience is what is, but for most people it devolves into another word in the dictionary.
  2. Then after, hold foot in same side hand and bring to ear on opposite side. Again, do as much you can. Slow & easy habibi. Life Lotus is a journey, not a race
  3. Just do butterfly and push your knees down and bring feet closer to anus and head down to cock for the best stretch. Do what you can. Slowly flexibility gets (you guessed it) more flexible
  4. Not "any fool." It is one who has the power to create sentences. This is one who can move in synchronization with the beginning of what is coming to be. That is not understandable in the contortionist dystopia of tell tale signs that what you are becoming is, after all, just waiting to be born. I hope we meet someday in person so that we may perform the final, nondual duel of mahasamadi execution upon one another, that's like when you have noodle with girlfriend, both end of noodle in yo lips, and slurpy slurp, her lips approach yours and she spits a lougie down your pie hole. You didn't think that was going there, did you? Welcome to twisted adventures down mystery lane.
  5. I am yet to read a single comment on this thread. That is because I haven't watched the video. I plan to engorge myself in the enlightening bullshit yall are on about after I watch the video. I wanna talk about WHY I'm not watching the video. I have been postponing this moment. It's because Im quite scared. Also, I'm lazy -- but that's an excuse, not the truth. Truth is I'm scared. I don't want to listen to Leo tell me what I don't want to hear. Why the fuck would I? I know damn well already what Leo is gonna rail on about in this video... perhaps even better than those of you out there who have watched it through with a notepad. This is literally going to the gas chambers. Man. Leo gonna shit on my personhood, on God. It doesn't feel good when someone says, yo, you want to climb a mountain, take an avalanche, sucker! People's words speak STUFF INTO EXISTENCE... AND HENCE! Anyways, getting off track real fast, I forgot to mention the purpose of this post, nevermind — I never knew it to begin. Still, I don't feel like I'm learning from Leo's videos anymore. At first, I thought I understood, years ago. Then I watched his videos again and again, and realized how little I actually knew. Nowadays, revisiting classics like "What is Authority" makes me feel nothing. I know that Im not learning anything. Im just looking at a representation of my greatest fear. I don't want to go THERE! IT'S DARK AND SCARY! But this Forum, RIGHT HERE, is cool. Love you guys. This is, indeed, the place to be.
  6. Everyone, don't freak out, he's just practicing his humor muscle (tho I think it's fully flexed)
  7. @Someone here In that case, my top advice for you would be to try this 21st-century rendition of the twelve step program with my own added twist fitted for seamless application. Believe in yourself Don't follow rules Don't have a backbone Be in the driver's seat, but not drunk Have a life, man Be headless, get some head And behead the witchdoctor, your wife Remember that chicken and eggs don't always taste good together, similar to a refried break pakoda All in all, peace and joy, also sadness In the end, cigarettes are not your problem
  8. @Someone here sab tik bro, just make the transition to rolling your cigarettes instead
  9. Maybe Im just like a spartan warrior, lol. Ain't no chance in Sparta you would catch King Leonidas sobbing up a storm, but hey, maybe he did it behind closed doors, lol. Maybe Leonidas was a bitchboy crybaby lol.
  10. @Ropuch7 asalam aleikum Ropuch bro!! Hope your day is splendid and filled with NEARLY incapturable mysteries.... I have done exactly what you did (well, not exactly, but what the fuck!), & I especially resonate with feeling free & vulnerable with the chat bot since he can't disparage or berate me (at least not with audible laughter). The chatbot often barfs out some word salad that confirms my intuition or changes my perspective entirely, sometimes profoundly. Those moments can be emotional indeed, but they still lack the component of physically liquid tears, and that was the point of this post. However, precisely because of YOU, dear brother, and the posts above from people with hearts of gold that reached out to touch mine, this problem is resolved, that is, I no longer believe that I am spiritually unhealthy for not Crying (tears coming out of my eyes)
  11. What would that change? Then you would never know what you are missing out on! Whatever though, I like making love with reality, but sometimes it gets messy and tissues are needed.
  12. @LordFall how do you define ethics?
  13. Amazing how my mind interrelates all of the insights on this forum.. Like James123 was talking about dhikr//delusion coming from past/future. Seems to make perfect sense... And then breakingthewall talks about the danger of lobotomy, and I stop dead in my tracks, only for the Princess to drop the bomb that I don't fucking exist.. What a mindfuck of epic proportions lol
  14. Funny you mention it, I got motherfucking otitis externa AND otitis media. I got my shit flushed thrice by the bigbootynurse. One time the earwax-infested water spilled on her scrubs, lol, fucking gross. Think it came from my beats fits earbuds... tho only my left ear is fucked. Got prescribed amoxycillyn and oflaxacin, still can't hear shit, hurts, sensitive to touch. Ear problems suck, keep em clean!
  15. Yeah part of breakingthewall message he talk about lobotomy, and I fall into that spiritualist trap of denying the past, but as you said, going head first down memory lane is.... fine. Lol. Good day to you Salam Aleikum
  16. Realizd that the words on this forum that you are reading are HAPPENING IN YOUR MIND: YOU ARE INTERPRETING THESE WORDS!!! And, obviously, part of your interpretation is that you are reading thoughts that other people typed out, probably intended for you, oh special one.. Realizing this gives you a peek into how deep the rabbit hole of interpretation goes.
  17. Physical death is only neccesary to reach Enlightenment because we set it up that way — we are the ones who made it so that only physical death will save us. So it is not the case that this is true because that's just how the universe works. The universe has the possibility to construct itself from the ground up in whateverwhich way, so you could also set it up where $20,000 is the Holy Grail... just sayin.
  18. These and the ones you put of above are great, made me laugh, how the fuck does Aaron think of these things, I ask? But no answer lol One question — how to pronounce anthraxoiasis? May the holometric quantological force be with you.
  19. Namascaram Ji.
  20. Someone please come forth with an explanation for why something so devilish as attracting women to my cock is so deeply and intimately connected with spirituality, consciousness, and God, that is not "everything is one." Yes, I know, dickhead, that's why I'm on this forum. So, let's get into it, shall we? There's TONS to unpack here, including my entire life story from start to finish and random anecdotes I will add along the way. Without further adoooo, I am just a lonely, horny boy who knows nothing and would appreciate if you took my query seriously... I have noticed that the SAME STATE that excellence and stellar performance demands in the field of attraction/pick-up/game IS THE SAME ONE that helps me reach God...?!?!? How the FUCK is this possible? Yeah, because Everything is One! Dangit! Look, lemme explain myself better so maybe you can answer the question that I do have but evidently do not know what the fuck it is: So, it has occurrd to me that if I am more conscious, more females will give me attention. But, when I am more conscious, I don't want their fucking attention!!! Am I the only one seeing this? Bug in the system? Feature my ass! Why is this the case? How could it be that the same fundamental energy that propels you to God will get you "success with women?" Hello? I must be missing something here, because I thought women are into dazzling performances of strength and penetrating/impenetrable-cock-energy. But no, they like God, lol, who woulda thought? Women only like you once you no longer inhabit your body. Once you kill yourself, then they start coming! Wtf, man? What's left for me?
  21. The answer is that you can not be a dinosaur, nor can you "be" a human. You are not a human. Both "human" and "dinosaur" are conceptual overlays of who you actually are.
  22. sure, but smart investing accounts for that. not investing in unethical businesses does not make you ethical because your goal is still to make money, right? imo OP gotta be honest with himself that he wants some fucking money. so go invest! forget ethics! ethics and chasing the bag are incompatible fantasies