David Goggins new book is on shamanism

[kavaris]

This is the first page of David Goggins new book, cp/pasted directly as is... Enjoy...

I go for the gold medal.
I go for the mountain's peak.
I go towards the last stand, as well as any low to mid-range standings that could be had. I am the beast. I am a designer of someone who knows hes the best, a winner in a dress. Im a drop of ass sweat as it hits the crest. Im your mother in her apron, i'm your Native American Buffalo, as is sacred. I'm the septum on a bull, but dont pull me by my nose, unless you wanna get tossed up my son. "Woof woof".
Im a dog in heat. Im your ankle as it starts singin', for, im the finishline as it starts healin', like a door thats only a quintillian (miles away). Your mother just called tosay, she is here. Hey little boy, you father sends his regards. He says, come home. youre almost there. Just give up. Youre almost there.
Do you have a problem w/ me? Do you wanna die, soonish?! Son, thats nooo problem. Everyone dies. It happens when they say "Stop". I dont say stop. You know what i say? "Help me"
When im coming down off the mountain, do you think i get tired? When my ankles are singin, and i dont see another human in sight, let alone a road to follow, do you think me, David Goggins gets discouraged?
No, i just look for the next breath, the next moment, the nearest sherpa who can help me call an ambulance, cause im asking for help. Literally not figuratively. These words right now are a call for help. Are you gonna fulfill the call? Do you have the mark of the beast? Do you even see legs when you look down? Im asking. I seen a bear a few miles back. Im concerned for my legs. i dont even see legs, when i look down. Wait. Why would David Goggins need legs? If a bear ate my legs off in mid-run, Do you think that would slow me down? but im not running away. I cant run away. I dont let the gushing blood deter me from calling the sherpa. Im gonna find that sherpa. This book is a call to all emergency helicopters, and sherpas, if i could get air lifted out... Thx. Hit me up on the sherpas landline, and then he will draw a map as to where my current location isat, thats how much trouble im in... Like, i literally dont see legs right now, and its concerning.

The shamans nd stuff come in later... This is just the first page.

Edited 18 hours ago by kavaris

[cetus]

 his book titled "My back, my sweat, and my three shins" -Can't find this book anywhere. Is that the correct title? You say it's about Shamanism?

Reviewer#2: "Wat the hell is going on w/ this new David Goggins book, he went from motivational speaker to outright nut job" 

4 hours ago, kavaris said:

The shamans nd stuff come in later... This is just the first page.

Could you please give us a quote from David Goggin's new book on the subject of shamanism? At one time I was very much into the writings of Carlos Castaneda. Thanks

[kavaris]

8 hours ago, cetus said:

 his book titled "My back, my sweat, and my three shins" -Can't find this book anywhere. Is that the correct title? You say it's about Shamanism?

Reviewer#2: "Wat the hell is going on w/ this new David Goggins book, he went from motivational speaker to outright nut job" 

Could you please give us a quote from David Goggin's new book on the subject of shamanism? At one time I was very much into the writings of Carlos Castaneda. Thanks

Directly from page ii,

You wanna go to the Aztec temple? You wanna get to the city of gold?
Let me ask you noobies something. What do you think of, when you look at me? Better yet, when you look down below my waiste, Do yous see legs? Yes? No, im not the one whos freaking out. Dont accuse me of it. Youre the one whos freaking out when you look down — I know why — That is — I know why you want me... Yous wanna suck my blood. I know how these vampire-blood-clinics work. Yous wanna suck my dry~nubs. Go ahead. Here. Here, yous can have it—yous want some blood, right? (*flicks blood from his imaginary legless nub*)
There. Suck on that one, you... you rat with wings.
You know what you remind me of...? A muskrat. A rat with no home, with no strength, scared, with your long hair... Your shaggy hair, your unkempt hair, and feathers all over. You look like a baby bird. You wanna go cry to mommy? See im a real dawg. Im a pitbull. Im a different breed. I bark when im spoken to, cause im a different human species. Ask the sherpa to look at my sht, look into my eyes. Ask him what he sees, Does he see fear? Does he see legs, period? Thatll give me a clue. That will tell me whether or not i have legs, based on his response, cause i dont wanna stand up and find out. Ask all of these feathered serpents to carry me to the airplane, or call the stewardess. Im a first class citizen. I have rights, and ive not seen the stewardess here in 24 hours. I literally told her 24 hours ago to bring me a head pillow, now i need cruches, thats how bad the service has been. Im gonna talk to the flight agency when we land, as i have a few comments about the service, especially about the old men they have shaking rattles and maracas in my face. Not to mention, theyre just letting my legs run dry. Can i atleast get some alcohol, some cloth, or anything to drink? Stewardess!? Tell me, who's flyin' this bird?
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Edited 6 hours ago by kavaris

[cetus]

Trying to make heads or tails out of that one. What is his back story? Did he lose his mind along with his legs? Or did he just lose his mind?

Edited 6 hours ago by cetus

[kavaris]

13 minutes ago, cetus said:

Trying to make heads or tails out of that one. What is his back story? Did he lose his mind along with his legs? Or is it all in his mind?

Well the next part shifts from the dramatic narration to more of an exposition, where he says like 'All the women in the village vanished, and i had to make off w/ nothing but a donkey tail and a blood diamond... Where we, the audience, then is to assume he is confusimg his situation w/ West Africa, Sierra Leone, as he says  'someone gave me "the hep.," and he comes up against a tree, and "had i failed to solve the riddle" is what he describes, cause he thinks its a sphinx, given hes just described how he went from Africa to the far east, crossing the desert of souls in a week, even though its been less than 4-5 min., But really, he stresses that the women are trying to poison him or give him hepatitis, but that hes too tough for it.

Edited 6 hours ago by kavaris

[cetus]

Dude is tripping balls.

[kavaris]

Just now, cetus said:

Dude is tripping balls.

A reocurring theme is also 'All the women here are vampires.... (⁠◔⁠‿⁠◔⁠)But we cant tell if hes talking about the West African delusion, or the stuff that happened on the first two pages of his delusion, And he also keeps calling them little boys who look like rats, so i guess its hard to tell. It feels like hes traveling all over the world and meeting religious figures along the way. Good book. Lol.

[cetus]

It does have hints of shamanic exploration into the lower world vs. the higher realm of Truth. The lower world of shape shifters and such.

Then again, it could be all delusion on his part. What's the name of the book?

Edited 5 hours ago by cetus

[kavaris]

24 minutes ago, cetus said:

It does have hints of shamanic exploration. Shape shifters and such.

Then again, it could be just delusion. What's the name of the book?

"Νοοπλάνησις by Gog"

New-oh-planesis, or No-ew-planesis, somethin akin to that, and one reviewer said that They did a word count, and the word 'vermin' was used 247 times.

[kavaris]

5 hours ago, cetus said:

Dude is tripping balls.

I knew eventually someone would laugh or smile, As i had had a long run of dry humor jokes happenin, but i couldnt tell if anyone had received em or what.

It also sounds like a really sick shaman book in a way, As someone could really make it like a serious "triathlon, around the world, and back", like "Best seller, Shaman Experience", And the joke would be that, its like this guy whos totally out of his mind, and doesnt know where he is, or is just lost and doesnt know who, what or where he is at. And like, the audience tries to guess "What poisonous plant did he ingest, whats causing him to hallucinate like this", as it starts out in the middle of the trip, so its like, picking up clues along the way nd tryina piece it all together.

Edited 59 minutes ago by kavaris

[kavaris]

(cont.) Part of like, the super serious attitude also acts like a contrary element to make it funnier, Whether its David Goggins who tries to undermine everything by thattt "im too tough for this", or the super serious himalayan mountain, like a spiritual journey that requires serious diligence... All those things only make it more funny, cause its like this emotionally fueled experience. If it was like an obvious joke w/ an explicit jokey sentiment, wed prolly not find it as funny.

Edited 53 minutes ago by kavaris