Axioms of Optimism

[Ziran]

"You are what you eat."

[Ziran]

"Your mileage may vary."

A blessing:  "May we live in interesting times."

[Ziran]

"A lot can be learned about her majesty's treasures by watching the way she is guarding them."

[Joseph Maynor]

Realize what a negative person does to slow everyone down to conform to their own comfort-zone.  Listen to them, but don't let that energy cripple you too much.  For some reason, other peoples' success bothers these people because they need to feel like they're winning with what they got, always.

[Ziran]

"Ideas are like a salad bar."

[Ziran]

"The tallest ladder is simultaneously descending the deepest depths."

[Ziran]

"God gave you a backside so they can watch you while you walk away."

[Ziran]

"It wasn't missing till someone started looking for it, and it's always found in the least expected places."

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"When some wild-eyed, eight-foot-tall maniac grabs your neck, traps the back of your head up against the barroom wall, and he looks you crooked in the eye and he asks you if ya paid your dues... you just stare that big sucker right back in the eye, and you remember what ol' Jack Burton always says at a time like that:  "Yessir, the check is in the mail."

[Ziran]

 

 

[JJfromSwitzerland]

there's no such thing than a life that's better than yours...

[Ziran]

1 hour ago, JJfromSwitzerland said:

there's no such thing than a life that's better than yours...

Nice one!

Here's something light-hearted, just for fun

Quintessential Optimism vs. Pessimism

Optimistic:  "I love you from the very bottom of my heart."
Pessimistic:  "Dude, that's your perinium."

Edited 5 hours ago by Ziran