I don't wanna go on prison

[Ulax]

I feel like this is the dude who had that dostoyevsky picture

[Elliott]

2 hours ago, Ulax said:

I feel like this is the dude who had that dostoyevsky picture

Definitely a troll

[Deziree]

Sentences are usually shortened if you display good behavior in prison.

[Hezbollah]

18 hours ago, Deziree said:

Sentences are usually shortened if you display good behavior in prison.

But even 6 years is long tho. 

[Hezbollah]

18 hours ago, Deziree said:

Sentences are usually shortened if you display good behavior in prison.

I'll be a very good citizen but what if that puts be back to square one. I don wan be raped 

[Hezbollah]

I wanna use my §5000 mcbook and iphone 7 pro max inside there and talk to my "mother". She sends me a kiss everytime 8:30 PM.

[Hezbollah]

I could buy a get out of jail card but the cost would be way out of proportion with the benefits. And jail isn't something to be like... afraid of ...these days... It's like where socety puts the bad children. Child do bad, get to jail, serve sentence, get out, do more bad in a smart way, never get jail again.

 

The circle of a good criminal.

[Hezbollah]

Help pls .

[something_else]

19 minutes ago, Hezbollah said:

Help pls .

I'm sorry, but this isn't the best place to go for help. Nobody here can really help you beyond basic self-help advice which won't cut it for you. You need to speak to lawyers and to a therapist, they will be able to give you much more useful advice specifically tailored to your situation.

[Hezbollah]

8 hours ago, something_else said:

I'm sorry, but this isn't the best place to go for help. Nobody here can really help you beyond basic self-help advice which won't cut it for you. You need to speak to lawyers and to a therapist, they will be able to give you much more useful advice specifically tailored to your situation.

I have speaked to lawyers, now i am being extorted and blackmailed by her. Awesome!

 

I can't trust anyone!

[Elliott]

Run for President

[Hezbollah]

1 minute ago, Elliott said:

Run for President

I have changed my appearance, my legal government name, and I have disowned my "mother" because she broke my iPhone 11 Product Red (AIDS version) .

 

I have bought the new USA sitisenship for §100.000.000 . with my dad.

 

I will escape to Vietnam because there is no extradistion. (for their own kind mainly, probably. But my lawyer didnt told much about that)

[Elliott]

2 minutes ago, Hezbollah said:

I have changed my appearance, my legal government name, and I have disowned my "mother" because she broke my iPhone 11 Product Red (AIDS version) .

 

I have bought the new USA sitisenship for §100.000.000 . with my dad.

 

I will escape to Vietnam because there is no extradistion. (for their own kind mainly, probably. But my lawyer didnt told much about that)

Namaste🙏 

[Hezbollah]

6 minutes ago, Elliott said:

🙏 

Ass fuck. 

[Elliott]

25 minutes ago, Hezbollah said:

Ass fuck. 

That's the spirit. When in Rome