Asking Hunter Gatherers Life's Biggest Questioms

[Deziree]

4 minutes ago, samijiben said:

If they get rabies, guess they die, or turn into mad wolf.

Either way, they also don't pay tax. Fair game.

Ahh!! Survival at its finest. We die paying taxes though, you made a great point. 

 

 

Edited June 25 by Deziree

[samijiben]

@Deziree lol, we die paying taxes, lol, this is fkn funny 

Reason I say weekend is because I am scared little boy and I like luxuries of modern world.

[Deziree]

@samijiben the real problem at heart is that you can live among them as a guest and have a pleasurable experience too but you can't live like them because you simply can't hunt like them. It's a skill to be a hunter fatherer too. You have unfortunately lost this skill through years of enmeshing with modern slavery. But I say, get on with them, while the opportunity lasts. 

[samijiben]

@Deziree dude, I can learn how to hunt, just give me a weekend.

[samijiben]

Real problem is no toothpase, no grocery store, no porn, no outlet, no wifi, no actualized.org forum, no lsd, no bed

[Deziree]

Just now, samijiben said:

@Deziree dude, I can learn how to hunt, just give me a weekend.

Wow, that's nice. Then you are perfect for them. You should just try it for a weekend perhaps. 

[samijiben]

Lol, me wanting a grocery store is too fucking funny!!!

 

"Hell, I'd love to be a huntergatherer, long as there's a whole foods down the way, past the bush!"

[samijiben]

@Deziree lalalalalalala

[Deziree]

1 minute ago, samijiben said:

Real problem is no toothpase, no grocery store, no porn, no outlet, no wifi, no actualized.org forum, no lsd, no bed

They live without all these and they seem to be doing quite well. But I get your point. Without your pleasures, you couldn't go without a day. Anyway good video. I had a major paradigm shift just watching it. 

[samijiben]

@Deziree very nice habibi 

Now I have question for you

When you go for handshake, do you give firm handshake with some horsepower behind it, or do you flabbily "offer" your hand to the other like limp dick?

[Deziree]

4 minutes ago, samijiben said:

@Deziree very nice habibi 

Now I have question for you

When you go for handshake, do you give firm handshake with some horsepower behind it, or do you flabbily "offer" your hand to the other like limp dick?

@samijiben yes my jujubee. 

That's a very very tough question. I'll pass. I rather not give handshakes. I get the heebie-jeebies 

[MuadDib]

You guys should watch this game show "Alone". Each season is held in a different country. Contestants are dropped off in the wilderness at various sites about 10-20km away from each other. They get a few basic tools; hatchet, skillet, knife, waterbottle, para cord etc. And a short intensive training course about their area, its dangers e.g. poisonous mushrooms etc. The last man/woman standing wins $250k or something. They vlog themselves and it's fun to witness how quickly enthusiasm wanes. Nobody has ever made it to 100 days, one season even offered a $500k prize to anyone who could break that milestone. By day 50 everyone is fucked, and by day 75 only the shell of a person remains. These are skilled outdoor people. Makes you realise how much we've strayed from our ancestral roots, and how godly a hot shower and a warm meal are.

 

[Deziree]

2 minutes ago, MuadDib said:

how godly a hot shower and a warm meal are.

Godly godly godly. Licks my soup bowl clean. I can't survive in the wild even with the best tools. I need my gym. 

[samijiben]

14 minutes ago, Deziree said:

@samijiben yes my jujubee. 

That's a very very tough question. I'll pass. I rather not give handshakes. I get the heebie-jeebies 

Okay! Conversation over.

[samijiben]

@MuadDib will give it a watch mudadihabibi!

and I will be 1st man to make it 100 days! (Don't tell them I will be bringing my toolbox

[Deziree]

Speaking of ancient living. A video from the 1800s. Mind blowing. 

 

[Deziree]

A quote from leo's recent blog perfectly rhymes with your thread lol, 

"Mankind survived just fine in the jungles and deserts for millennia without science. But they couldn't without sense-making. Also, when you leave your laboratory at the end of the day, you can leave your science back there, but sense-making must stay with you 24/7."