I AM Trump WTF

[WonderSeeker]

What's up, y'all.

First trip report in years.

No, the title is not clickbait, I actually became Trump on today's trip (read on).

A little context...

From 2019-2023, ALL my LSD/mushroom trips ran exactly the same. 

Light-hearted "museum" dose trips where I explored my senses and let my consciousness roam around my environment.

But 2024-now?

Trips literally teleport me between "this" reality and somewhere else.

In today's 3.5g mushroom trip, I had the usual come-up symptoms:

- tingly feeling along spine
- visual enhancements
- clear insights

I lied down on my hotel room floor, windows shades open, so the sun could shine on my body.

The warmth felt amazing.

When it felt natural I got up and sat in my bed (like I was on a roller coaster waiting to depart the station).

I got really cold so I put on several layers.

What happened next I could not have predicted.

I felt like I hitched a ride on a rocket ship leaving the planet - no control.

I surrendered my entire being.

I became the earth.

Climate change took over.

As the earth, I watched forests get wiped-out by 10,000 mph winds.

Earthquakes shaking all civilization down.

Then, even more shocking...

I BECAME Donald Trump. 

I merged with his consciousness and experienced billionaire wealth and supreme commander power.

It felt great and shockingly I felt no resistance (I'm not a Trump fan by the way). 

From here I got up and looked out of my 6th floor hotel window.

I observed the busy Taco Bell with pure awareness.

I felt the struggle of the drive thru patrons as they confusingly navigated the poor set-up.

All seen from an eagle-view.

What happened next is where it got CRAZY.

I slid into my FIRST EVER rodeo with infinite love.

I get swept up in a fuckin oceanic hurricane of deep, pure love.

I started flipping around my hotel room.

I tore my bed apart and summer-salted off of it 2 or 3 times (somehow didn't sustain any injuries).

Just when I thought it was over, it was not.

The love kept getting more and more infinite.

It was so good I couldn't fucking believe it... pure ecstasy.

I could literally hear the frequency in my ears getting higher and higher as I soared beyond reality.

I thought of Ken Wilber, Peter Ralston, Leo.

I realized I'm creating them and I became conscious of how I was doing it.

The whole time I felt like I was orgasming HARD from my root through my ribs.

Tears slowly and gently leaked out of my eyes and into nothingness.

I knew trips could take you places, but this was a totally different level.

Who else has had such experiences???

[Whitney Edwards]

Was this early in the morning? 

Did the sunshine make any difference to your trip? 

[TruthFreedom]

It's a honour to speak to you, Mr President.

[WonderSeeker]

On 1/25/2025 at 9:57 PM, Whitney Edwards said:

Was this early in the morning? 

Did the sunshine make any difference to your trip? 

Trip went from 10am to 6pm

[WonderSeeker]

On 1/26/2025 at 2:05 AM, TruthFreedom said:

It's a honour to speak to you, Mr President.

I have the best speeches. The finest. You know it. They know it. The ratings. Oh! And, do the weave.

[integral]

Lmaoooo I often try to explain to people (during dinner) that Trump is just another version of them. It alwaaaayysss ends well.😁

[WonderSeeker]

On 1/27/2025 at 10:12 PM, integral said:

Lmaoooo I often try to explain to people (during dinner) that Trump is just another version of them. It alwaaaayysss ends well.😁

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