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Today I was at the pet shelter, like always, and I saw a cute dark haired girl, smiling at me while I was searching for a dog. When I finished to prepare the dog, she was behind me, smiling, and quickly go somewhere else. When I came back, like 20 minutes after that, she was still there, at the other end of the pet shelter, she saw me, and 2 minutes later she was in front of the cage of the next dog I was gonna take care of. There was other person around that cage, because the dog was very hard to get, he was very scared. I didn't realize what was happening at that point, but like 2 minutes after, while I was already engaged in the walk, it hits me, SHE WANTS YOU TO TALK TO HER YOU DUMBFUCK !!! I could have hurry up and come back at the pet shelter, but I realized at that point, I'm not needy ! So I told myself, well, if she's still here after the walk, I'm gonna ask her out, if she's not, it's ok, there will be plenty of occasion sooner than I think (and the poor dog deserved a decent walk anyway). Unfortunately, she wasn't there anymore, OF COURSE ! ^^ Since I was in a good dynamic, I was wondering what could I do, hum what could I do, oh ok, asking the cute blonde that I saw smiling at me for 2 weeks. Already have a boyfriend Then I've gone to the library where there was this other cute girl, there was a lot of people at the checkout (she's a cashier), so I talked to a sub-cashier at the 1F, she told me she already have a boyfriend too ! We had a good laugh about it, I would have asked her, too, if she was like 5 years younger (she was like 30-35). That's gonna be way easier than I thought, it's just gonna be super weird, but that's kind of fun, so ... EDIT: So, two pieces of advices here. For guys: If a girl smiles at you, repeatedly, be very wary of what she's doing around you, and how she look at you the next time you saw her. For girls: Definitely smile, because unless you're a 11/10 and and an asshole just wants to destroy you ass, no decent (not desperate) guy will approach you, it just doesn't make sense, why would he ? Not only there is no clear indication that you could be interested, but we instantanly think that you're a bad and/or sad person. DOGE OUT !

Honey ? Don't you think that's a bit too fast ? I need to know you a little more ! @Annetta How do you know that ? Maybe I'm ugly as fuck :3 @Loreena Well I was just trying to be funny, but I guess I still a lot of work to do

All female doge, triggered :3 @Loreena

- Stop watching news/tv, these are just full of negativity informations, which will fill your mind with. - Stop facebook/twitter/instagram etc..., these websites are not only useless, but will make you less happy about your life, since you only see the happy parts of other lives.

The best teacher I know

Such tears, much bliss, wow LOVE http://www.wakingtimes.com/2014/11/14/god-true-teachings-jesus/

Be still, and know that you are god Take a night walk, and LOOK !

You don't need to ejaculate to have great sex. @Loreena Then do it

Ejaculation is a huge waste of energy (and an addiction), like big time, google it. You can also do this: Breathing exercises do help alot (pranayama & deep breathing preferably in nature) Solar energy: Let the sun heat you in the morning, its the best time. If you can get your shirt off is even better. Cold Shower: Maybe hard at the beginning but after a month its normal. Do it from head to toes, it does magic, specially to keep you alert in the morning. Music: It can help as a trigger to uplift your mood, specially high vibration music like techno. Naps: If you are tired or very busy during the day and couldn't have a good sleep, try 15-20 minutes nap. Its wonderful. Positive people: fully expressing yourself with people that are open can make your day.

But it's fun ! And warm ... And dead ...

Stop trying to get her, she's a lost cause @Captain Flint I didn't get it, but it's funny :3

This week I got an amazing insight, and I hope it will help some of you guys/girls The insight is to host funny board game event on urbeez (and other similar websites), not only it is helping to get rid of the last bit of my social anxiety, but it is boosting my funnyness learning curve too, in a setting that fits my personality (I'm heavily introvert) ! That's like the perfect fit, so if some of you are in the same situation, man/girl up and do this, you won't regret it ! You don't have to host the party at home, you can do this in the afternoon in a public/library/park, and when you get confident enough, do it at your place I don't know about funny board game in english, but this is what I found on google. Have fun ! Such love, much fun, wow doge !

Meditate, and realize you dogginess !

Get intimate with yourself, learn to love yourself, to be kind to yourself, to be comfortable just by yourself, to enjoy your presence, to emanate positive energy from yourself. If you can do that, it's only a matter of time until you find a really nice boyfriend/girlfriend/friend(s). You got to have faith in you, this isn't gonna be easy, it will tear everything inside you appart, and you will want to quit many many times. Sooner or later you'll understand this is the only way, I just hope it won't be at your death bed, like 99% of the human race. Much doge

Ahah, we're so blind to these things, it's unbelievable

@aurum @usernameOk thanks guys, makes sense When I think about it, sometimes I say something that's only funny to me, but since I'm grounded enough and know that it can't always work, people still kind of enjoy it, I guess because they see me enjoying myself. Wow, that describe all my first date in a nutshell actually

On one hand you have truth, and people that are able to align with it, because nothing else makes sense when you grasp it. On the other hand you have ignorance, and people that don't really know what they do, or want, or crave, and the more they do all that, the crazier and aggressive they get. So, there is no heroes/saints per say, there is people who try to spread the truth, because they were lucky enough to get to the point where they had a breakthrough. There is no assholes/devils either, just people who are totally lost, totally identificated with forms, and they are suffering way more than we could ever imagine. "There is no coming to consciousness without pain" Carl Jung Well, that quote also means we NEED rapists, we need murderer, we need assholes, we needed Hitler, and Hiroshima, That's a very "dark" truth here, but it needed to be stated.

Success is when you fail miserably, and laugh at yourself genuinely just after.

If you talk about "because unless you're a 11/10 and we just want to destroy you ass", I wasn't talking about myself here, but of assholes who engage girls that are really hot but never smile.

What ?

No it won't fix all your problems, but it will be easier to fix them with a badass and deadly confidence mindset

Be still, and know that you are doge.

I smell turds.

Nonono, you need to do both. Just don't force anything with girls you don't like, that's just using them for sex/not feeling alone, and that won't help you. Read The Way Of The superior Man from David Deida and learn to be funny. Also listen to this dude, and if you get out of college, try Dance/Yoga class. The most important thing, is what the other dudes told you, LOOK at your feelings when it gets weird or you've been rejected, the cure is in the looking. The harder it is, the better recovery you'll have, that takes (lots) of courage though, Most men will never, ever do that. Fear is an illusion, go beyond, it's just a feeling, don't worry you won't die, it's the exact opposite that'll happen @aurum Is it possible to attract women without being funny ? I'd like to start taking care of this, but right now this is my main issues and it could take a while until it is in place.

Why ? Did you dieded ? Welcome to the doge heaven my doge, just don't forget to shit everywhere and say wow for no reasons.