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The nurse couldn’t extract the blood from my arms today during my annual bloodwork. It was coming out too slow. Her whole paradigm got shifted, because it’s outside of what’s expected. That is Love.

It’s creepy when you try so hard not to be creepy.

I went to a party only to find Love who happens to also be a viral infection. Thank you, Doctor Loveguru!

When you Awaken, you’ll have to contain your laughter in public or when talking with someone because you’ll realize how nonsensical they’re acting Yet, I wouldn’t have it any other way.

Leo is Sadhguru. Goodnight!

Don’t forget about an Alien Wolf!

When you realize that there’s no one but you here. Who would you be asking?

You’d be surprised how a blank and bland stare can say a lot more about reality than a Nobel Prize speech. Nothing ordinary about that.

Is Sadhguru your grandfather? I ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Hi! Eternally. Yep, God’s imagination can will that. God also wants to communicate with herself. And a trillion other things. God is beyond space. You said it. Two people interacting with each other like that is Consciousness at work.

My doctor’s office is literally connected to a crystals and gifts store, only separated by a @Breakingthewall. I can’t tell if I should trust a psychic or a doctor to find myself

Precisely. Time and space are necessary for the universe to even exist!

You asleep rats don’t appreciate ART

Humans pick up ideas and make up shit

My entire house became its own geography challenge. I started looking at my dryer as a completely different object and world onto itself.

You speak very uniquely. I like that!

Rumor has it that you proposed to Trump..?! When’s the wedding?

You make it up as you go.

Sadhguru is literally a living, breathing psychedelic.

Enlightenment matters* *just not as much as actually being enlightened

Reminds me of this insight I had yesterday: Awakening is the Game; your human existence are the side quests

As ridiculous as it sounds, it may very well be true. Of course! Your teacher/guru/tutor as a separate being is no longer Reality. Reality becomes a much more zoomed out perspective. So much so that if the teacher was in a room teaching you, everything around the teacher also becomes the teacher!

I’d say it’s actually a crucial litmus test, especially in relationships that you’re really attached to. If you’re deeply at peace with yourself and trying to communicate it with the one you’re attached to, they’ll seem very confused and rejecting of your love, out of fear. That is a very clear sign that the attachment to that relationship needs to end. Also, keep in mind that you can literally be preaching the same hymn of “all is Love, Love is God, etc” to one who is less selfish and full of fear; in that case it will not be seen as ridiculous or pretentious. Well, it could be, but it wouldn’t matter!

That is one way of looking at it. However, it’s also wise not to stay in an environment that is against your own values, especially when your values are more holistic and less selfish.