Yimpa

When you ask an enlightened teacher if You are God:

I personally use Calm.

What about on Opposite Day?

Precisely. It’s important not to create a dogma or a belief system out of mystical experiences. This is the beginner’s trap.

I would’ve called bs on that if I simply heard about it in private school or in church. However, I’ve had direct experience of speaking in tongues consciously and my life was never quite the same again.

You’ve got to be a freak to want to rip someone’s face off just because they dumped u

Meanwhile, according to USAFacts: And just for fun, since USAFacts was founded by Steve Ballmer:

I don’t know, and that’s the miracle. Experiencing rain falling down can feel like crying a waterfall of bliss.

Shoutout to @Ajay0 mentioning xenoglossy: Xenoglossy is actually mentioned in the New Testament:

@Ajay0 Nice, reminds me of this:

And just for fun, Leo’s favorite hero:

At higher levels there ain’t no difference between a worm and a human. Someone call the Boogeyman!

Jogging your memory of how you came into being can be fun. No need to rush the process. Savor every moment of it! At this point you’re no longer trying to get from point A to point B… you are the journey and destination itself For a less “spiritual” answer, yes, any type of movement and exercise are healthy ways of exploring yourself. Even if you have no legs.

Are you willing to love your partner 100% unconditionally?

Cry it out like women do when giving birth to a baby.

Death is an end and a beginning onto itself.

Nothing. Allow yourself to not feel good fully without needing to change or deny it.

There is no logic to when or where great sex should occur.

If you hate so much you will do everything to avoid love. Good thing there’s a new hope….

They can absolutely exist in your imagination. You can create an entire world of spirits. Let’s raise a glass to that!

God is also a badass diva queen. Slay! 😈 Sand helped create Darth Vader…. The most evil villain in all of cinema.