Yimpa

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  1. Nothing. Allow yourself to not feel good fully without needing to change or deny it.
  2. There is no logic to when or where great sex should occur.
  3. If you hate so much you will do everything to avoid love. Good thing there’s a new hope….
  4. They can absolutely exist in your imagination. You can create an entire world of spirits. Let’s raise a glass to that!
  5. God is also a badass diva queen. Slay! 😈 Sand helped create Darth Vader…. The most evil villain in all of cinema.
  6. RIP Apollo Creed 🙏 https://www.instagram.com/reel/C23T4jHu0B9/?igsh=MTFxOGtsd3BoYjg0cw==
  7. I am so enlightened that every time I walk into a room and turn on the lights, every single light bulb bows down to me, illuminating utmost praise and gleaming admiration to me. I love giving satsang to my dimwitted light bulbs.
  8. Professor: Explain what your relationship is like. Me: Ow
  9. Leo is an African painting https://www.instagram.com/p/C20bJ9mSgP9/?igsh=cHJ4eWtib24xZnA4
  10. Bard’s interpretation of a paradox: My interpretation:
  11. No amount of improving technology will ever reach God, because all technology is God masquerading as all technology.
  12. Trying to disprove God is like trying to eat a banana while doing a a cartwheel and somersaulting into a massive pool located in the Grand Canyon.
  13. If ya constantly question whether or not you’re in love then chances are you ain’t. You won’t deepen love by having sex with a committed partner only once or twice. Think of it like a video game. You can fall in love with a game on the very first play, but it’ll require repeated plays to really feel that expansive love for the game.
  14. People who don’t know how to have deep sex with an intimate partner.
  15. The highest richness comes from conscious communication.
  16. My previous intimate relationships were in beta. Now I’m running a stable version of a relationship. I’ll continue updating her software regularly to fix bugs and add new features.
  17. I am a food delivery driver under DoorDash and delivery crap food to people. You gotta start somewhere
  18. Just look at your own personal life 10-20 years ago. Would you consider yourself bad, or exactly where you needed to be at that time to get to where you are now?