Yimpa

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  1. I’ll talk to an enlightened master who loves pizza then
  2. It is amazing when parents don’t give up on their children
  3. Doctors told my mother that I wasn’t even supposed to be born, that it was impossible. Life is miraculous
  4. You clean one door only to realize there’s a hundred more doors where that came from
  5. My favorite ukulele song is “Hey Soul Sister” by Train. Try to learn it!
  6. @Unleash did at any point did you realize what is imagining heart rate, the ambulance, Apple Watch, dad, etc?
  7. @Chadders Part of being a human is dealing with bullshit. Best to see God in the bullshit
  8. You do not need an enlightened master to tell you that you are Consciousness.
  9. “How can we engage in discourse and truth-seeking while minimizing the distortions of ego and the tendency towards dogmatic certainty?” -Claude AI
  10. Math is unquestionable and so is enlightenment.
  11. Speaking of houses, check out this video game
  12. …probably only using 0.0000001% power
  13. Tripping with partner is like alien sex, highly recommend.
  14. I’m reporting you to the pizza gods
  15. Human porn is nothing compared to Alien Pizza Porn
  16. If God can limit itself to everything, God can limit itself to nothing and twos and threes and more.
  17. Not unless your approaching a dyslexic chic